I pinch.
Hammer
( sound of me vomiting! )jord wrote:
Rape you and you contract my super aids!
Last edited by Alexanderthegrape (2006-06-25 13:04:08)
pull out your eyeballs, cut your achillies tendon, then poke you with a red hot poker forceing to walk on 5 inch rusty nails 10 cm apart, and slowly remove your skin, estimated time to die, 9 hours.
dont you all think im nice
dont you all think im nice
I pull out my SA80 and then u shit your self and die (didnt even have to fire a round) Fuckin A
train up a killer army of hamsters then teach them to slowly knaw ur bollocks off the the rest of ur body until theres nothing left
I wanted to give you super aids but Jord beat me to it.
Instead...
I give you head cancer. Terrence and Philip style!
Instead...
I give you head cancer. Terrence and Philip style!
Nail you to the floor,then cut off your penis and put in your mouth, take a shit on you, then piss on your face and light you on fire
death by horse crap!
Last edited by SgtSlauther (2006-06-25 16:53:58)
Ill make you watch 9999 re-runs of "Full house".. U get an overdose of Bob Saget..
Potato peeler & a bathtub full of salt.
Enough said.
Edit: I fucked up some spelling in a 10 word post. DOH!
Enough said.
Edit: I fucked up some spelling in a 10 word post. DOH!
Last edited by vedds (2006-06-25 16:07:11)
(18-wheeler) ----> you <----(18 wheeler)
I stab you with a hepatitis infected syringe and your health gradually deteriorates over a 15 year period until you die.
I start up a steam roller and move it up your shins but not past your knees. I then leave you in the room with the key to the door about a foot out of reach. If you manage to get the key and get to the door you find that the handle has 8million volts running through it. If you some how survive that a ton of glass shards is then poured on you. If you some how are still alive then you get sliced by the same laser that they used in the film resident evil (grid lasers ftw) but slower.
I shouldn't be aloud outside, really, its scary.
I shouldn't be aloud outside, really, its scary.
I put you in solitary confinement. You are strapped (on your back) to a concrete table. I position you so that your forehead is directly under a constant drip. I feed you on drugs (barely enough to keep you alive) until the drip eventually erodes through your forehead.
Note: The continuous drip will drive you to insanity
Chinese torture methods FTW!
Note: The continuous drip will drive you to insanity
Chinese torture methods FTW!
i insert a mixture of shit and gas in you're blood, than set you on fire, and watch you burn from the inside while smelling like shit... then i feed you're balls to the dag, and watch it eat them, slowly penetrating his teeth through them, and when he shit's em' out again i play ping pong with them...
thx for letting me tell a fucked up story... my friends won't let me anymore ;(... +1 from me...
thx for letting me tell a fucked up story... my friends won't let me anymore ;(... +1 from me...
oh dear god no... not that again.. PLEASE!!! NO!sgt.sonner wrote:
Ill make you watch 9999 re-runs of "Full house".. U get an overdose of Bob Saget..
I snap my fingers and nothing happens. You are so confused because you though something magical would happen and you would die, that you go into a confused frenzy that results in you eating a frag grenade... WITH EXTRA MAYO!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!11!!!1 lol im a noober
In typical Worms style, I prod you off the edge of the cliff, where you drown in the sea .
Mcminty.
Mcminty.
Throw you out in the sandy desert of Iraq wearing a Barney the Dinosaur suit.
I hope you like heat exhaustion..
I hope you like heat exhaustion..
Crucifixion.
headshot! with my uber cool: 
Last edited by WilhelmSissener (2006-08-20 06:34:54)
sniper you the face and shit in your exit hole for good measure
Real life claymore'd.
I use the Five Point Palm Exploding Technique from Kill Bill and make you sit in your chair forever and ever and ever...
i would shit in ur mouth and make u make u drown with seamen??/ good?
I make you the best food you ever eat. At the age of 67, you die from a heart attack from the grease in the food.