LividCow
Mmmmm...Beeeeer
+13|6808|MN, USA
...you run at an enemy tank that is way out in the open, and think you can get your spec ops butt over to C4 it before he turns your way and kills you.  Wait, I do that when I'm sober.  No distance is too far for super spec ops!

Oh yeah.  I actually suck at spec ops.  And all other kits.

Last edited by LividCow (2006-06-24 00:01:26)

duffry
Moderator Emeritus
+148|7089|Cheshire, UK
...when you spend 5 minutes trying to snipe that hacking bastard on the roof only to find he's a satelite dish.

...when you watch both the intro movies all the way through before playing...     ...then fall asleep.

...when you spend the whole evening trying to write your name on the sea using the wake from a RIB.

...when you keep trying to find a quiet spot on the field so you can listen to the ambiant sounds.

...when you get up for a piss and choke yourself on your headset cable.

Last edited by duffry (2006-06-24 00:51:34)

ownership10
Member
+9|6982

duffry wrote:

...you get up for a piss and choke yourself on your headset cable.
been there, done that


only i tripped on the beer bottle on the floor next to me.
Boots
Member
+17|6789|PA

SGT_Dicklewicz wrote:

........when you left your last open beer on the counter between rounds and get up to get another one after the next round and have to pound the warm one because who wants to waste the beer
Lmao, when I start to get pretty wasted I'll start leaving beers in the bathroom, kitchen, etc... and I always have to open that last one... but I never finish it.
908741059871059781
Sheep of War
+40|6893
Quality!!! +1
|Vap0rXX|
Member
+10|6833
.... When people actually start forgiving people who teamkill by accident, then proced to tell them how great of friend they are...
23SKID00
Member
+5|6865|N.Y.C.
playing BF2 bombed is the BEST! *hic*
N)!(NDarkDragon
Banned
+158|6772
Wtf those pics are fucking gross.
Cold Fussion
72% alcohol
+63|6917|Sydney, Australia
You know your drunk when you apply wet dog shit to your CPU for added cooling.
Vic_Mackie
Member
+1|6970
+1 Fussion

That just nasty and funny all together.
rolluf69
Member
+7|6771
you should know your drunk when everybody is killing you
and you are sitting behind your pc shouting thet they all are f@@king cheating
ha ha ha bin there done it
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6903|USA
...when you get pulled over for suspected DWI, and your response to the cops "please get out of your vehicle" is "nah, im too drunk, you get in".
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|6934|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
why you change your Xfire name to (poptards) trying to make it (pop tarts) rofl that was me...umm 2 nights ago as Crazed hell tell yea i finshed a whole bottle of sky vodka and lemonade!
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7020|AUS, Canberra
this is froma  pso ti made last year.

THA wrote:

well its friday night here in canberra....and as most true blue fair dinkum aussie bloke does on a friday night iv had a few beers......13 to be exact.....
and after havinga few snags on the barbie ivb ventured into the computer room...big mistake!!

after thinking to myself "i'll try get my aviator ribbon tonight" i join a gulf of oman server and get in a plane (no prob so far) head towards the mec base and next thing i know its 5 mins later and i notice im playing tug of war with one of my dogs!!!!

ok so im all for time travel but if im going to go that far into time i want to tleast remember it!!!

so anyway 0 kills and two deaths later i disconnect and come to a conclusion.......im hungry.......
straz_mataz
Banned
+86|6784|Edmonton Alberta
when u start smokin jay's thinking they are cigarettes the whole time thinking.... man i keep getting more n more fucked up......... this will only happen when u have a bunch of pre-rolled ones from before u were trashed

believe me i have done this after getting home from the bars here after i drank like 12 or so beer i dont
remember exactly how many but i noticed in the morning what i had done
Boots
Member
+17|6789|PA
Well right now I'm drinking and I just rolled a HIND on Ghost, but besides that - I went 1 and 13, without realizing it till the end of the round, last round.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6966
when u post in the wrong section of the forums
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CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|6839|California U.S.A
...when you spent a good 10 minutes on foot being a sneaky fucking bastard going from your base to the enemy's Artillery/Assets undetected, as the moment arrives and you get ready to C4 the UAV right in front of you realize your a AT soldier.

...when you decide to pee in the trash can next to the computer cause if you try to get up quick between rounds you'll probably be way too wobbly to make it with out using the walls as a guide to keep yourself upright, then in the morning you can't figure out why the room smells like piss.
Drexor
Member
+33|6863|Denmark
You know you've had too much to drink when you continue playing after getting kicked of the server
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6980|Uhh... erm...
...when the angel flying above you drops an exploding shit onto your face.

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