mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6539|The Lost Highway

Tushers wrote:

http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=random0036iu.jpg

Middle one is me at my friends house my girlfriend is the blond and dont ask who teh hell the other kid is..the wierd thing is i dont smoke ciggeretes but you dont know what you do drunk?
Your girlfriends hot bro.

Somewhere theres a picture of my body puking gold. Liquid gold.

I was at this girls party one time, and she had to follow me around and clean up my puke. I was spraying it under doors, on walls, the floor, everywhere.
ImmortalTechnique
Banned
+33|6521

mKmalfunction wrote:

Tushers wrote:

http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=random0036iu.jpg

Middle one is me at my friends house my girlfriend is the blond and dont ask who teh hell the other kid is..the wierd thing is i dont smoke ciggeretes but you dont know what you do drunk?
Your girlfriends hot bro.
i seriously beg to diffir.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6764|Dallas

ImmortalTechnique wrote:

mKmalfunction wrote:

Tushers wrote:

http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=random0036iu.jpg

Middle one is me at my friends house my girlfriend is the blond and dont ask who teh hell the other kid is..the wierd thing is i dont smoke ciggeretes but you dont know what you do drunk?
Your girlfriends hot bro.
i seriously beg to diffir.
What?  I'd make that pussy look like Hiroshima circa 1946.

Last edited by Cougar (2006-06-26 01:25:50)

MrPredictable
Member
+14|6686

ImmortalTechnique wrote:

mKmalfunction wrote:

Tushers wrote:

http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=random0036iu.jpg

Middle one is me at my friends house my girlfriend is the blond and dont ask who teh hell the other kid is..the wierd thing is i dont smoke ciggeretes but you dont know what you do drunk?
Your girlfriends hot bro.
i seriously beg to diffir.
no, she is quite hot
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6641|Burmecia, Land of the Rain
back on topic (unfortunately.. as Tushers girlfriend is hot)

https://myspace-571.vo.llnwd.net/00291/17/59/291679571_l.jpg

me at the local bar.. some special occasion.. cant quite remember.. i'm the one on the right..
i pity my friend jason..
MrPredictable
Member
+14|6686
nice hair, rocker
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6521
how do u guys put a pic into the post (w/out hosting it)
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6622|Camp XRay

This is a good pic of me and buddy in Amsterdam. I am the douchebag in the dark green jacket. I honestly don't remember taking the pic or do I know what the fuck I was trying to do with that hand gesture.

https://img374.imageshack.us/img374/417/20050321europe00025cc.jpg

Last edited by Marlboroman82 (2006-06-26 22:32:27)

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
Stun_Gun
The Tom Cruise of BF2 pilots
+102|6772|California, US

MrPredictable wrote:

ImmortalTechnique wrote:

mKmalfunction wrote:


Your girlfriends hot bro.
i seriously beg to diffir.
no, she is quite hot
your girl is way hot
dhoar4
Banned
+151|6535|Forest Lake, Australia

Stun_Gun wrote:

MrPredictable wrote:

ImmortalTechnique wrote:


i seriously beg to diffir.
no, she is quite hot
your girl is way hot
Pfft.  Mine is way hotter
TehSeraphim
Thread Ender
+58|6723|New Hampshire

Cougar wrote:

Fuck a 12 step program.  If you really want to stop drinking follow "Cougar's 5 Step Program"

1. Get camera.
2. Get drunk.
3. Have someone take a picture or two of you drunk.
4. Sober up.
5. Review.

You will notice things you should not have done.  They are as follows but not limited too:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3217 … dg21xb.jpg
Fig 1-1, Acting like a complete fucktard and ruining your reputation in front of friends.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9785 … out4ul.jpg
Fig 1-2, Passing out with your eyes open.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8672/bike24ic.jpg
Fig 1-3, Going to Wal-Mart, commandeering bike, breaking shit, harassing children, getting banned.

Yeah.....I fail at alcoholism.  There are more but I don't want to provide blackmail evidence for future incidences.

I am now 100% alcohol free for the 3rd month running.  Man, I look(ed) like a douche bag.


Let's see your drunk pictures damnit!
I've never been drunk so I can't post any - 1 year and 12 days till I get shitfaced and play with fireworks...god help us all.

In your second pic you look like a zombie from Night of the Living Dead btw - it's fucking awesome lol
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|6840|Cologne, Germany

alpinestar wrote:

Don't have pictures but I usually end up with broken face I get into too many fights
alpinestar, could you change your sig to something less load-intensive ? I'll give you a chance to remove it before I have to...

thanks,
B.
Stun_Gun
The Tom Cruise of BF2 pilots
+102|6772|California, US

dhoar4 wrote:

Stun_Gun wrote:

MrPredictable wrote:


no, she is quite hot
your girl is way hot
Pfft.  Mine is way hotter
lets see then....
MrPredictable
Member
+14|6686

Stun_Gun wrote:

dhoar4 wrote:

Stun_Gun wrote:


your girl is way hot
Pfft.  Mine is way hotter
lets see then....
good point, you need to post some proof guy.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6596|Seattle

I'm gonna resurect this old thread cuz drunk pictures are the best I'll post some good ones tonight

MrPredictable wrote:

Stun_Gun wrote:

dhoar4 wrote:


Pfft.  Mine is way hotter
lets see then....
good point, you need to post some proof guy.
Mine's the hottest

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/1542bb6de3.jpg
https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/db6e6ae49d.jpg
https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/42547ec227.bmp

Sorry...those are the only pictures I have at work with me.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-10-25 10:23:10)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|6577|Florida
Ill have to see if I can find a pic........here I am peeing off my g/f's apartment balcony

https://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/christurner85/balconypee.jpg
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6622|Camp XRay

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:

Ill have to see if I can find a pic........here I am peeing off my g/f's apartment balcony

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/ … onypee.jpg
You are an incredible robot, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. I was just wondering, are you by chance a *pleasure* model?
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|6577|Florida

Marlboroman82 wrote:

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:

Ill have to see if I can find a pic........here I am peeing off my g/f's apartment balcony

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/ … onypee.jpg
You are an incredible robot, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. I was just wondering, are you by chance a *pleasure* model?
Only to my girlfriend.....and sometimes myself

Last edited by {BMF}*Frank_The_Tank (2006-10-25 21:42:59)

Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6622|Camp XRay

Have you been programmed to satisfy urges of humans?
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|6577|Florida
depends on what the urges of humans are.......
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6549|Southeastern USA
things to do:
get drunk with cougar
get drunk with frank
get drunk with king
get drunk with thomas
get drunk with THA
get drunk with bmb
I'll be posting here and in ATG's self portrait thread after this weekend, 4 parties to go to, won't remember a single one if the past 5 years of halloween and new year's parties are any indication
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6765|UK
Man i need to get a camera phone, im always getting drunk... im at uni for christsake!

Ill try and get some pics when i go out tomorrow and on friday. Then you can see me shitfaced.
AchangelTyreal
360 owns my soul
+31|6508|Behind You
https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8958/n1605259311695832442mn0.th.jpg

Me+Alcohol=Eat consume friends heads for some reason.

https://img247.imageshack.us/img247/42/n1605259311695945832sb9.th.jpg

Only decent pick of me

https://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2729/n1605259311696352770up1.th.jpg

Right before a huge burp(it looks like, i don't remember that photo) and that is not an attempt at the shocker, I'm holding a cig

https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7752/n1607091312229339871ju8.th.jpg

Strangled with a Garder Belt, what a way to go

The girl in the pic is my friend Gabby and she's the only one of my friends with a digital camera who brings it to the pubsso she's in almost all my facebook pictures.

Last edited by AchangelTyreal (2006-10-25 22:24:25)

Chou
Member
+737|6790
Most sober at the looks of it but still drunk
https://xs308.xs.to/xs308/06434/537972127GTDtyJ_ph.jpg
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6549|Southeastern USA

Vilham wrote:

Man i need to get a camera phone, im always getting drunk... im at uni for christsake!

Ill try and get some pics when i go out tomorrow and on friday. Then you can see me shitfaced.
yeah my camerphone memory is slap full, so i take a look to delete some, and apparently I filled it up the other weekend on my last outing, had no idea i did any of that stuff, milfs, drag queens, law student hotties, some guys pissed off that the law student hotties found my crew of cross dressing gay and lesbo friends more fascinating than them, my landlord with her shirt of (gay and useless to me, but a funny pic nonetheless), some guy passed out in puke in the parking deck next to what looks like my car, some dude i don't recognize wearing my cowboy hat in the elevator

i need to start turning it over to others so i can have some pics of myself

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