You know you play BF2 too much when....

2006-06-16 09:30:48

#1

pojomoof: Member; +8|6536

..... You start looking for a "E" key to get into your car.

..... Burger King forgot your onion rings so you attempt to call in a arty strike on them.

..... You see a guy laying down in the park and you attempt to revive him with your defibs.

..... you plant C4 in your highway hoping some armor will come strolling by.

..... Every time you see a "hotel" sign you immediately start throwing grenades at it.

..... Every time you see an American flag you run to it, lay down, and wait for it to change.

What else???

2006-06-16 09:32:12

#2

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6654| United States of America

you try to fix stuff in your house with just a wrench

2006-06-16 09:33:14

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6758

---- You see "pure beef" written on a menu and have to run home and fire up the comp and go hunting.

2006-06-16 09:33:45

#4

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6654| United States of America

lolz at that^^

2006-06-16 09:34:50

#5

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6623|UK

... when u miss a catch (playing, for example, cricket) and say "Sorry I got lag"

2006-06-16 09:34:59

#6

Delphy: Member; +45|6581|Bristol, UK

You see somebody down the street and think, hmm, I better switch to single-shot for accuracy.

2006-06-16 09:35:47

#7

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6617|Gold coast, Aus.

When you stroll down the road and go "Wow, these graphics are shit"

2006-06-16 09:36:27

#8

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6593|Seattle

You wake up with a hangover and start yelling "I NEED A MEDIC HERE"

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-06-16 09:38:03

#9

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6617|Gold coast, Aus.

You see a plane fly over your car (as in a 747 sort of thing) and instantly swerve off the road get out and run to teh closest bunker * scenes taken from wake island*

2006-06-16 09:40:02

#10

bestkilla: Member; +2|6530

when u think friendly fire is off , you take a knife and stab someone with it to see the white smoke...but since its reality , the person that you stabbed starts bleeding, then he yells *i need a medic here* , and you start looking for your medic bag.

2006-06-16 09:40:03

#11

dodge_this(fr): Raving Rabbit; +26|6685|The Hague, Netherlands

you see your math teacher and yell :
"I need artillery support over here sir ...."

2006-06-16 09:42:19

#12

Timantha: Not useless, just use-impaired; +11|6555|Toledo, OH

..... You walk into a meeting declaring, "New commander on duty."
..... You walk into a bar full of ugly chicks and yell, "Bail out!!"

2006-06-16 09:44:13

#13

dodge_this(fr): Raving Rabbit; +26|6685|The Hague, Netherlands

Timantha wrote:
..... You walk into a meeting declaring, "New commander on duty."
..... You walk into a bar full of ugly chicks and yell, "Bail out!!"

lmao the second one is awsome

2006-06-16 09:44:14

#14

Tripp: I wanna be on you; +116|6523|So Cal

you go for a jog at night and franticly search yourself for some claymores to drop behind you.

2006-06-16 09:44:15

#15

nev: Member; +23|6582|Land of OZ

You see a fat woman and shout "ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED"

2006-06-16 09:44:35

#16

RustyNails: BF2s US Server Admin; +31|6615|Margaritaville via Austin

you are driving in your car and imagine you hear the UAV sound spotting out enemy units

2006-06-16 09:45:05

#17

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6529|Doncaster - UK

you find yourself trying to get into a car that isn't yours, and wonder why its locked.

wake up in hospital after jumping off the multi-story, 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 oh shit.

2006-06-16 09:46:22

#18

pojomoof: Member; +8|6536

nev wrote:
You see a fat woman and shout "ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED"

Very Nice!!!!

2006-06-16 09:46:57

#19

MrE`158: Member; +103|6619

Whenever you pass by a construction site, you scan the cranes for snipers. ( I really do this. It's a bit worrying...)

2006-06-16 09:50:29

#20

Afrika_18: Member; +26|6538

your travelling 80 mph down the freeway and you see something that interests you so you just jump out....

your friend is driving down the highway at 80mph and you leap in front of the car thinking "e"....

2006-06-16 09:53:27

#21

Mike<Eagle23>: BF2sEU old school admin - I don't care who you are; +359|6724|Germany

Your English teacher wants you to read out your homework and you answer with: "Request denied, homework is currently not available"

You run over a square full of people, throwing bags onto the floor and shouting: "Ammo, right here."

Your car brakes down and you request a vehicle drop.

2006-06-16 09:53:50

#22

dodge_this(fr): Raving Rabbit; +26|6685|The Hague, Netherlands

your aicrarft to go to .... Berlin is about to take off, you bail out and go in front of the plane to get tk and punish the one who took your plane

2006-06-16 09:54:36

#23

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6712

when u dont search.

when u think that u can really fly a jet

calling a mutiny on ur boss since he didnt send the "supplies"

when u see a plane in the sky, u wonder wheres ur commo rose, then u start yelling "enemy jet spotted"

when u wonder why u cant punish when u get hit in a car accident

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2006-06-16 09:57:25

#24

pojomoof: Member; +8|6536

you go up to the Maternity Ward and accuse all the guys there of spawn camping

2006-06-16 09:59:15

#25

Jeopardia_Ferdy: Member; +5|6535

u go to the bath taking a pee and do not bother to open the toilet lid, cuz u think everthing larger than a 9mm punches through...(yeah I know this one is old, but its my favourite one=)

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