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im gay...... jk

but when i was 9, i went to my cousins baseball game and i had the shits and i was on my way to the restroom then i farted.. yeah the bad thing i was wearing shorts

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Last edited by Tjasso (2006-07-11 20:13:52)

Not really embarassing....but I cannot whistle.  Havent been able to my whole life.

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:

well kracker your up to 959 views and only 56 replys lol

they're all pussies, post something wankers

Im ginger

comet241 wrote:

However, I have a cat that sleeps with me every night and I love her to death and Id kick the shit out of anybody that would look at her wrong. Does that make me gay?

Im pretty sure liking dudes makes you gay

lets see embarassing moment.......oh i got one....being poor and pretty noobie when it comes to drinking me and my mate used to buy shorts for roughly 2euro'ish, we used old money then, and anyway lashing back shorts when ur 18 always leads to a puke-a-thon. Anywhy my mate throws a gusher and gets some on his shirt, me being the top bloke that i am, gives him my extra one a friend in need ehh. So any way after chucking out time im chatting to this bird and i feel a gusher coming, so i make my excuse's and head to the toliet, but the bars closed. Now i dont want her to see im sick so i sneak around the corner into a dark spot and blow the bellows in the refreshing way that only a good spew can give you. Now the embarrasing bit, yes theres more, my buddy wearing my t-shirt passed out in that dark corner that i had decided to mark as my territory, all i heard was "jesus christ whats going on" OMG he was covered, and i didnt know wether to laugh or cry as i had given him my t-shirt. To this day he has not forgotten it and i cant think about it without giggling like a school girl...

p.s.....pulled the girl to...washed the sick down with tinnies and fags..classy bird

when i was in kindergarten, i sharted, i thought it was funny to throw it at one of the girls in my class(yeah i kno its gross, but it was kindergarten), after she stopped crying, she told the teacher, and i got in deep shit

I was about 7-8 and I was at baseball practice. We were scrimmaging, I believe, and I had to pee real bad. I made a hit and got on base. Stopped on first and waited for the next batter. Batter hit and I made my way around the bases only to find that my bladder "unlocked" when I rounded second. A warm sensation hit me the second I let it go, but cold and soggy baseball slacks follow right after. I remember having to sit on the edge of the seat in my van so I wouldn't get it in the fabric.

I have a tag on the bottom of my foot that says:

"Prolonged exposure may lead to loss of sanity.  Removal of this tag is a criminal offence"

easy-skanking wrote:

i masturbate with sandpaper

They make medicines for that...

i have to switch the light switch 17 times before i leave a room, otherwise my family will die.

I'm nearly world famous for my wickedly fast trips to the urinal to purge the contents of my bladder.  Unfortanately, sometimes I forget key steps such as zipping/buttoning your pants back up.  Weell...one of my jobs is that I am an EMT and work on the ambulance.  Let's just say that it is rather embarrasing to go into someone's house for their 'emergency' with Mr. Winkie trying to come out to play...