[RTC]invaderzim69
Member
+19|6798|newcastle australia
How is France a 3rd world country?
Go to Austria they have signs saying "NO KANGAROOS"
SiMSaM16
Member
+48|6936|United States of America
The French have been known for their armored tanks and their cheese.

Last edited by SiMSaM16 (2006-06-15 22:34:24)

Bubbalo
The Lizzard
+541|6804

Spearhead wrote:

Here's Bubbalo, criticizing anyone who disagrees with him on any thread that he can so he can make a political statement....
Actually, I think it's quite an important issue.  We spend so much time concentrating on the Jews in WWII, that we forget other genocides which were just as bad or worse.

Spearhead wrote:

There are many more landmarks and museums dedicated to the Jewish victims than the others.  After all, I'm almost certain more than 50 percent of the total holocaust victims were Jewish.
It also has to do with who the West gave a damn about.  Anti-Semitism was pretty prevalent throughout all of Europe and the US pre-WWII.  I'm thinking that they payed more attention to the Jewish as a bit of a guilt trip.

Spearhead wrote:

By the way, you forgot the homosexuals.
Indeed I did, and I'm sure a number other minorities as well.  Thankyou for picking one up.
HM1{N}
Member
+86|6886|East Coast via Los Angeles, CA

Major_Spittle wrote:

My wife wants to go to Europe.  I would like to see Greece, Germany, and Norway.  What would be a fun thing for an American to do while visiting France, you know that you couldn't do in America??? I'm not the type to just walk around and take pictures. zzzzz
Leave the country and go to Italy.
JahManRed
wank
+646|6870|IRELAND

RicardoBlanco wrote:

I have a house in Carcassonne (Pyrenees, near Andorra) with 100 acres of oak forest nestled half way up in the Pyrenees I'm lucky enough to be able to go to. If you want to relax with good food, good wine and seriously friendly people it's the place to be.

If you want to see France as it really is avoid Paris, it'd be like me going to NewYork to get a feel of america.
Any chance I could borrow your house for a week or so? I'll leave cookies when I go............No?

I spent a day in Paris. As an Architect I had a great time taking in my surroundings. I don't speak french, I speak abit of Irish and Spanish but I didn't relish being looked apon as an Idiot because I was reading from a translation book, which is what happened. I have a few french non Parisian friends who I get on very well with. Their sense of humor is nearly as dry as the Irish.

Last edited by JahManRed (2006-06-16 07:27:58)

RicardoBlanco
The English
+177|6810|Oxford

JahManRed wrote:

RicardoBlanco wrote:

I have a house in Carcassonne (Pyrenees, near Andorra) with 100 acres of oak forest nestled half way up in the Pyrenees I'm lucky enough to be able to go to. If you want to relax with good food, good wine and seriously friendly people it's the place to be.

If you want to see France as it really is avoid Paris, it'd be like me going to NewYork to get a feel of america.
Any chance I could borrow your house for a week or so? I'll leave cookies when I go............No?

I spent a day in Paris. As an Architect I had a great time taking in my surroundings. I don't speak french, I speak abit of Irish and Spanish but I didn't relish being looked apon as an Idiot because I was reading from a translation book, which is what happened. I have a few french non Parisian friends who I get on very well with. Their sense of humor is nearly as dry as the Irish.
Lol, not the main house but I've got a gillet about an hour away, still in the same are, that I rent out. Good location, three bedrooms etc...If you're serious PM me and I'll send you the details...
c0mplex1ty
Too X-Core
+100|6802|laguna beach, ca

Rosse_modest wrote:

c0mplex1ty wrote:

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Theres a country called Leichtenstein (sp?) it's like south of Germany, it's teh small.
you think that shits small?  check out Luxemborg.
Liechtenstein is like 160 square km.
Luxembourg 2586 square km.
how do you know?
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|7018|Antwerp, Flanders
Well for starters Luxembourg is one of our neighbours and although I didn't spend much time studying the maps in geography class in highschool I do know that it's huge compared to Liechtenstein.
The actual numbers I got from the CIA world fact book.

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Theres a country called Leichtenstein (sp?) it's like south of Germany, it's teh small.
Luxembourg?
-=]DeatH1337[=-
Member
+51|6876|England

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes." Mark Twain.



"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me." General George S. Patton.



"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion." Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.



"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
Marge
Simpson



"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" Jacques Chirac,
President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush
Limbaugh,



"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee." Regis Philbin.



"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I
don't
know." P.J O'Rourke (1989).



"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have
the
face for it." John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.



"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people." Conan O'Brien



"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of
France
either" Jay Leno.



"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag." David Letterman



Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
Ted
Nugent.



War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.



"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says
'First Iraq, then France.'" Tom Brokaw.

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
Nazis?"
Dennis Miller.


"It is important to remember that the French have always been there
when they needed us." Alan Kent


"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for
an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a
three-day supply of mistresses in the house." Argus Hamilton


"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot.
Dropped once.'" Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)


"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq."

Dennis Miller


Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if
you are French.


Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
the city in WWII? A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?


"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not
known, it's never been tried." Rep. R. Blount (MO)


"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that's because it was raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.


The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the
London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to
Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The
rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which
destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.


French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
(AP), Paris, March 5, 2003

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly
fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris,
caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a
group of Czech tourists
Whoever neg'd me for this (i know it was an American).........where is your sense of humour ?
Czech
Member
+0|6907|Ostrava, CZE

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly
fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris,
caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a
group of Czech tourists
ROFL i like this one! some of the others are nice as well, but hey - you can find hundreds of these about every country... (btw - France betrayed us in the begining of wwII... of course together with Britain...)

lowing wrote:

herrr_smity wrote:

Spearhead wrote:


There's no such thing, sorry.  What a funny joke though. 

Actually, I've been to Napoleons grave.  And we all know he did a lot of surrendering.
yea people surrendered to him
except for that Waterloo thing right??

Funny the only great military leader from France winds up in exile on a deserted island.lol
Napoleon wasnt French, he was born on Corsica and he was arrested on Elba (1st time) and later on St.Helene (after Waterloo) by the coalition of Russia, Prussia, Austria and England (he fought in 84 battles - 77 won, 3 draw, 4 lost - well done)


---
France is nice, same as Germany, Liechtenstein, Austria, Italy, Schweiz, Monaco, San Marino, Hungary, Norway, Latvia, Finland and Czechia
PuckMercury
6 x 9 = 42
+298|6769|Portland, OR USA
to whoever negged me w/o even an obscene comment?  wtf?  I could at least rationalize no name as cowardice, but no comment seems pointless.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6843|132 and Bush

SiMSaM16 wrote:

The French have been known for their armored tanks and their cheese.
And the Eiffel tower

https://www.invadefrance.us/photoop.gif
Xbone Stormsurgezz
AlbertWesker[RE]
Not Human Anymore
+144|6886|Seattle, WA

Czech wrote:

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on

Funny the only great military leader from France winds up in exile on a deserted island.lol
Napoleon wasnt French
Yeah he wasn't but you missed the whole point of his post, he said "the only great military leader from France"  this is not to say he was born in France, this is to say he was a military LEADER from France, he certainly led France correct? Thats the point.  Enough semantics.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6886

AlbertWesker[RE] wrote:

Czech wrote:

-=]DeatH1337[=- wrote:

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on

Funny the only great military leader from France winds up in exile on a deserted island.lol
Napoleon wasnt French
Yeah he wasn't but you missed the whole point of his post, he said "the only great military leader from France"  this is not to say he was born in France, this is to say he was a military LEADER from France, he certainly led France correct? Thats the point.  Enough semantics.
all of our founding fathers were british.
AlbertWesker[RE]
Not Human Anymore
+144|6886|Seattle, WA

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

AlbertWesker[RE] wrote:

Czech wrote:


Napoleon wasnt French
Yeah he wasn't but you missed the whole point of his post, he said "the only great military leader from France"  this is not to say he was born in France, this is to say he was a military LEADER from France, he certainly led France correct? Thats the point.  Enough semantics.
all of our founding fathers were british.
Ummm, what does that have to do with me just clarifying that Napoleon I was a FRENCH MILITARY leader.  I was not talking specifically about his origin per se, but that he led French forces.
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6733|Menlo Park, CA

CameronPoe wrote:

France is a beautiful country. You should visit it. Just ignore the people though.
You'll laugh Cameron, but I live with Frenchman, and he's cool, too liberal for my blood, but thats okay!!

I've seen the pictures of his town (Tarbes) and it looks like Lake Tahoe, CA (from Bay Area)

I used to really have a thing against the French, but I realized that is not that constructive.  No one can bash France if they havent been there, and I havent so I'm not going to bash.  French people can be annoying, but ANYONE can be annoying, so thats not a great argument.
jonsimon
Member
+224|6737
France saved America. All I have to say in their defense.
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6733|Menlo Park, CA
They certainly dont get enough credit for what they did to help us during the Revolution!! if thats what you were refering too. .

Last edited by fadedsteve (2006-07-31 19:42:45)

Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6843|132 and Bush

jonsimon wrote:

France saved America. All I have to say in their defense.
American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
Xbone Stormsurgezz
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6964|Sydney, Australia

CameronPoe wrote:

France is a beautiful country. You should visit it. Just ignore the people though.
Thats true.


Im going to France at the end of the year for holidays. I've been told to sound really Aussie, cause apparantly we're OK. I have also been told they hate the British, and think the Americans are stupid...



Mcminty.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6917|Canberra, AUS
Before 1900, they'd been fighting the British on and off for a millenium, I don't think something like that goes away easily.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
=MCHD= arush5268d
Member
+46|6744|Houston, TX

Major_Spittle wrote:

bigp66 wrote:

no good hunting in france... there is better hunting in tennessee ( the best state every and home of the tennessee volunteers the best football team in the NCAA and yes they had a bad year but that was a first in forever) Alabama kentucky( i know the man who holds record for largest white tail there) mississippi and well anywhere in the southscrew hunting in france
ummm, the point of this thread is to not talk about America.  Talk about some of the less known/ 3rd world type countries.
France is 3rd world?  Hahaha.....I've been saying that for years!
=MCHD= arush5268d
Member
+46|6744|Houston, TX

CameronPoe wrote:

France is a beautiful country. You should visit it. Just ignore the people though.
France would be a beautiful country, if it wasn't for the French.
aardfrith
Δ > x > ¥
+145|7035

fadedsteve wrote:

CameronPoe wrote:

France is a beautiful country. You should visit it. Just ignore the people though.
You'll laugh Cameron, but I live with Frenchman, and he's cool, too liberal for my blood, but thats okay!!

I've seen the pictures of his town (Tarbes) and it looks like Lake Tahoe, CA (from Bay Area)

I used to really have a thing against the French, but I realized that is not that constructive.  No one can bash France if they havent been there, and I havent so I'm not going to bash.  French people can be annoying, but ANYONE can be annoying, so thats not a great argument.
I love France.  When I used to live in Kent, I used to do regular (though not frequent, maybe three or four times a year) day trips to France to stock up on booze.  Their taxes on alcohol are a lot lower than in the UK, so it actually made financial sense to buy beer that was brewed in Kent, in France.

Paris is alright.  A bit dirty compared to other capital cities I've been to, even London, but it's got some great sights and is well worth a visit.  Locals are a pain in the arse though.  So far up themselves that they don't give a toss what you think of them.

Outside of Paris, most French people are really friendly, especially if you're paying them.  I've taken friends over to the Pas-de-Calais area and they've tried (badly) to talk French and the locals love it.  Of course, they immediately speak English but they do recognise that we are trying to use their language and appreciate the gesture.

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