2 elephants fell off a cliff
boom boom
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2 fish in a tank
1 says to the other 1, how do you drive this thing...
*takes bow*
boom boom
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2 fish in a tank
1 says to the other 1, how do you drive this thing...
*takes bow*
I think EA and Dice are the biggest joke of all !!!
Marita van der Wal is funny
mean one:
what is worse then a child in a dumpster??? - a child in three dumpsters....
and another one:
man goes to the doctor. doc tells the man: sorry buddy, but yer gots aids and you´ll die. says the man: goddammit, can´t even trust your own daughters.
and yet another one:
man with a humpback comes into a bakery.
<humpback> me wants a big wholegrain bread.
<baker> sure good man, but shouldn´t you swallow that other one first?
what is worse then a child in a dumpster??? - a child in three dumpsters....
and another one:
man goes to the doctor. doc tells the man: sorry buddy, but yer gots aids and you´ll die. says the man: goddammit, can´t even trust your own daughters.
and yet another one:
man with a humpback comes into a bakery.
<humpback> me wants a big wholegrain bread.
<baker> sure good man, but shouldn´t you swallow that other one first?
Here is a sick sick joke told to me by my 14 yr old cousin WTF
What is the best thing about 25 year olds
there are 20 of them (yes, it's a play on words but you get the picture)
What is the best thing about 25 year olds
there are 20 of them (yes, it's a play on words but you get the picture)
Bit like the Michael Jackson one...Jinto-sk wrote:
Here is a sick sick joke told to me by my 14 yr old cousin WTF
What is the best thing about 25 year olds
there are 20 of them (yes, it's a play on words but you get the picture)
Why does Michael Jackson like 23 year olds.......
There are 20 of them.....
A drum set falls off a cliff
Ba-dump, pssh
Ba-dump, pssh
What's brown and sticky
A stick
How do you get pikachu on a fire
poke im on
A stick
How do you get pikachu on a fire
poke im on
kay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
Last edited by Vinny (2006-06-18 09:14:57)
whats the difference between a BMW and a plum???
try driving both and you know...
try driving both and you know...
A man goes to the Doctors wearing nothing but see thru pants. The Doctor goes "I can clearly see your nuts!"
KK I WIN
There is a gay guy, a smoker, and a penny picker they all die in a explosion and go to heaven the penny picker says to god "I will never pick up a penny if you send me back to earth" *poof* he is back on earth if they breaks the vow he goes to hell. The smoker says "I will never smoke again" *poof* he is back on earth. The Gay guy says "I will never be gay agian" *Poof* they are all *poofed* in a bar well the smoker cracks under pressure and puts the cigarette up to his lip *POOF* he is gone the gay guy and the penny picker live the bar and are walking down the street the penny pick stops too bend over to pick up a penny the gay guy standing behind him....*POOF* *POOF* lol
There is a gay guy, a smoker, and a penny picker they all die in a explosion and go to heaven the penny picker says to god "I will never pick up a penny if you send me back to earth" *poof* he is back on earth if they breaks the vow he goes to hell. The smoker says "I will never smoke again" *poof* he is back on earth. The Gay guy says "I will never be gay agian" *Poof* they are all *poofed* in a bar well the smoker cracks under pressure and puts the cigarette up to his lip *POOF* he is gone the gay guy and the penny picker live the bar and are walking down the street the penny pick stops too bend over to pick up a penny the gay guy standing behind him....*POOF* *POOF* lol
how about...
why did the sexual predator fly the j-10 on wake?
he wanted to "rape" the others.
why did the sexual predator fly the j-10 on wake?
he wanted to "rape" the others.
Last edited by RTHKI (2006-06-18 18:36:07)
What do Scooters/mopeds and fat lasses have in common
They are both a great ride till your mates see you on one
They are both a great ride till your mates see you on one
Pug, that was brilliant.
Two penis' walk into a vagina....
So a man walks into the doctor's office with a carrot in his nose and a piece of celery in his ear.
The doctor said that he wasn't eating right.
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Sects, sects, sects...is that only what those monks think about?
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Did you hear about the fly who flew through the screen door?
He strained himself.
Yes, it sure was another fine mesh he got himself into!
The doctor said that he wasn't eating right.
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Sects, sects, sects...is that only what those monks think about?
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Did you hear about the fly who flew through the screen door?
He strained himself.
Yes, it sure was another fine mesh he got himself into!
( no offence to anybody about this one ) (it's sick)
i heard it from my old class,
When a nazi got on a bus, he saw it was full of jews,
then he said to the driver:
full gas!
hope you get it;)
i heard it from my old class,
When a nazi got on a bus, he saw it was full of jews,
then he said to the driver:
full gas!
hope you get it;)
A man was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
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So, what's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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So, what's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Here is one:
These are not Good bad jokes.
They're Bad bad jokes.
These are not Good bad jokes.
They're Bad bad jokes.
What is smaller than a teeney weenie fly?
A fly's teeney weenie
You know...you could at least attempt to try to follow the thread's initial purpose. If your joke is not a Good Bad joke, then don't post it. These are supposed to be really good groaners.
How do you get out of an elephant?
Run around 'til you get pooped out.
Run around 'til you get pooped out.
What happens when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!
Elephino!
Last edited by RAIMIUS (2006-06-19 21:37:52)