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Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|5386|San Francisco
Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because someone threw a piano at her!

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So, Nate and Rob are walking through the forest one day.  They come across this lever stuck into a rock, with a bronze plaque placed above it.  The Bronze plaque read, "If this lever is pulled, the end of the world will occur!"
Rob, being the extreme pessimist of the two, wanted to steer as far away as they could from the lever.  Nate, being the more curious, decided to go over and try to pull it.  Rob said, "No!  Don't pull it! If..if you pull it...I'm gonna shoot you!"

But Nate tried to pull the lever, so Rob shot Nate.

The moral of the story is: Better Nate than Lever.
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|5247
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|5347|Brisbane, Australia

I think what he wants are the ones that are funny, but are like, "ohhhhh thats so baadddd!" Kinda like the sexual ones

I got one

A boy runs into his house to his mum and says: Mummy, Mummy! Can girls have babys?

And she says: Of course not dear

So steps back outside, and yells: Hey guys! Its alright, we can play that game again!!
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|5386|San Francisco
How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap!

How do you catch a blue elephant?

You paint it red and use the red elephant trap.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

No idea, I've never seen an orange elephant.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.


How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!  (You have to say this one aloud to really get it)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer...

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no-eye deer...
sgt.sonner
the electric eel has got me by the brain banana
+146|5225|Denmizzark!!

Pug wrote:

Two penguins pass each other on an iceberg.

One says "Nice Tuxedo".

The other says "Go Fuck Yourself."
Lol
acidkiller187
Member
+123|5322
Mommy Mommy were do babys come from?
From a stork
Little girl Confused
Daddy Daddy were do babys come from?
From a stork
Little girl looks at her dad all confused and says well than who fucked the stork
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,268|5408
y did they ninja cross the road?

coz he wanted to flip out and kill every1 on the otherside since on his side every1 is dead
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King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|5289|Seattle

Marconius wrote:

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.


How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!  (You have to say this one aloud to really get it)
no no no...it goes: How do you catch a unique rabbit? Easy, unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.   

That's how I heard it at least.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-06-15 09:08:34)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|5248|Kent, UK
two fish in a tank
one says to the other "so how do you drive this anyway?"
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dirty old man: "Hey kid, if i give you a sweet, will you come in my car?"
kid: "hey mister, gimme the whole bag and i'll come in your mouth"
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A dirty old man are walking through the woods holding hands late at night
the kid says "hey, i'm scared"
dirty old man says "YOU'RE SCARED?!?!?!? I gotta walk out of here on my own!!"
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|5425|Oslo, Norway
how do you get a elehant into a refigirator?

open the door and put it in...
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|5386|San Francisco
Oh no...not the refrigerator jokes...these are great!
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|5257|Area 51
Its both on a diet and on drugs

---Dietcoke..*laaaame*
Poncho
and I'm not a raincoat...
+91|5399|NL
what is the color of 1 average used refrigerator?

white

what is the color of 2 average used refrigerators?

white

what is the color of 3 average used refrigerators?

white

what is the color of 4 average used refrigerators?

white

5,6,7,8,9,10 etc. Its WHITE!

What does a cow drink?


did you think milk? wrong! its water....

omg... it scks...
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|5289|Seattle

What was the last thing to go through the bugs mind as it hit the windshield?
it's ass.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Dr0pped
Member
+8|5446|Ontario, Canada
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter - he can't come anyway...

_____________

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen

______________

What do you call a man with no arms & legs hanging on a wall?

Art

_____________


What do you call a man with no arms & legs lying on the floor?

Matt

_____________


What do you call a man with no arms & legs in a lake?

Bob


etc, etc....

Last edited by Dr0pped (2006-06-15 09:46:57)

JOJOBA
my penis itches
+18|5225|Columbus, OH
im suprized that there arent hardly any redneck jokes on here.
acidkiller187
Member
+123|5322

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

y did they ninja cross the road?

coz he wanted to flip out and kill every1 on the otherside since on his side every1 is dead
No your lying cause he saw the Chuck man on the other side and wanted to open up a can of whipass And he did he kicked the shit out of him Love those Ninjas LOL [and cause everyone on his side was dead ]

Last edited by acidkiller187 (2006-06-15 10:06:44)

jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|5218|Singapore
im glad that theres no chuck norris jokes
Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|5248|Kent, UK

King_County_Downy wrote:

What was the last thing to go through the bugs mind as it hit the windshield?
it's ass.
that's twice
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,268|5408

acidkiller187 wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

y did they ninja cross the road?

coz he wanted to flip out and kill every1 on the otherside since on his side every1 is dead
No your lying cause he saw the Chuck man on the other side and wanted to open up a can of whipass And he did he kicked the shit out of him Love those Ninjas LOL [and cause everyone on his side was dead ]
chuck is the ninja master u n00b
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JOJOBA
my penis itches
+18|5225|Columbus, OH
how do you shoot women and children??

easy, just dont lead em' as much!
nosoul
Banned
+14|5385
hey cyborg =]
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,268|5408
wheres trigger and his ban stick
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nosoul
Banned
+14|5385
not funny tim.. lol
nosoul
Banned
+14|5385
you know u all wanna wack to my sig.. pm me. ill give u the full picture

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