The next day, the horse sees the lady that saved him, stuck in quicksand. So he runs over to the lady and she says "Horse, you gotta help get me outta here! Go get my Beamer and pull me out!" The horse says "lady, I'm a horse, I got a three foot cock". And with that, the lady grabs the horse's cock and he pulls her out.
Anyone know the moral to the story?
Answer: You don't need a Beamer to pick up on chicks if you're hung like a horse.
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