BF2S Forums Getting BF2 mixed up with real life

Oh dear god this thread is scary..... first off, I'd hate to be near someone that takes the game (in their heads) around with them, that's some freaky stuff.... imagine the damage of running your car into another just because it was red. Secondly, I am one of those 'someone', I often look over my shoulder, or when driving, my finger twitches ready to pull that trigger

We need help

SrA_Shady, I hope you hit the 'talk' button and said, 'sorry chief'

^lol that was great.

I'm a commercial driver, and I've already caught myself moving for the brake pedal when I've suddenly spotted dark-colored round or square patches on the road . . .

I've been an avid target shooter (rifle and pistol) and hunter most of my life; and I own a few "military" rifles: AR-15, AK-47, CETME, and an M1A (semi-auto M-14) - but it's only since playing BF2 that I find myself spotting people 300 to 400 meters away, and thinking "Yeah, I could pop them from here" . . .

I whas walking behind enemy lines with my teammate with nothing left but 2 grenades.
Just around the corner I saw a enemy squad patrolling the school yard.
I threw both my grenades and waited to see them blow. Direct hit! 2 kills!

*real life*

I threw 2 apples at freshman on the schoolyard ^^

In my Mind I never leave the Game, When I head out of my Computer Room I Crouch and if I hear something I go Prone, Holding my Ball Point Pen out like a Rifle, Cheaking around Every Corner for Enemy Troops and Claymores. One time my Dog got infront of the Tv Blocking my View so I threw A Pillow At Him and Tried to Blow it up with the TV Remote. I Walk the Streets at Night Sticking Knives Into People Leaning Against Stuff and Those with their Back To Me. If They Spot me Approaching With my Knife Infront Of Me ,Cuz its the Cool way to do it, Nobody would ever Conceal A Knife, They'd Know It Was Comming..., You gotta Bunny Hop Around, Jumping 2 Feet in the Air and Going Prone Smashing your Shin against the Pavement and Slicing their Ankles for a One Hit K.O. I then have to pull out my Wallet (With Medic Sticker on it of cource) and Throw it on the Ground and Dance Around it for a Couple Seconds Untill My Chin Patches itself Up.
Same applies for when my Pen runs out of Ink, I mean, ...Bullets...I got a Ammo Bag Sticker on the other Side I can Throw down to Refuel. Whenever Something in my House Breaks I hold my Wal-mart Wrench up to it and Pretend like im Fixing it...I still haven't Figures out how to make it work yet. I Blame Wal-mart.

WAL-MART!!!

On a few times when my parents tried to wake me up ive said stuff like;

"Dont worry the heli will spawn in a min"

"You make a squad, ill spawn on you" Thats when we was running late

when my boss decides to make a surprise visit to my cubicle, i utter "Enemy Spotted." under my breath.

back when i used to play Quake3 a lot, i would approach doors waiting for them to open for me...

I let me 13 year old sister play the game for a couple of hours one time. About a week later I was in the car with her and my parents (was home for the summer). There is this crane about a 10 minute drive away that looks EXACTLY like the one in bf2. She was like "I climbed up that thing and sniped three guys". There was a moment of confusion from those not "in the know". Very funny moment,

{DsM}SongofWar[BoC] wrote:

I let me 13 year old sister play the game for a couple of hours one time. About a week later I was in the car with her and my parents (was home for the summer). There is this crane about a 10 minute drive away that looks EXACTLY like the one in bf2. She was like "I climbed up that thing and sniped three guys". There was a moment of confusion from those not "in the know". Very funny moment,

LMAO. *hands song the trophy for best story*

I scared myself last week, as I was driving in my car when I spotted a chopper in the distance and I wondered: "is it a friend or a foe?"  . . . .

personally i've encountered a few situations where i've found myself resorting to in-game reflexes. as a matter of fact, you could say bf2...well...changed my life. PRAISE THE BATTLEFIELD!

1. whenever people are far away now, i slowly inch toward them prepared to fire trying to see if the name is red or blue/green.

2. paralell parking my car the other day i brushed the wheel against the curb and messed up the hubcap a little. it was after about 10 or 15 minutes of waiting in the car that i realized that my commander wasn't going to drop a supply box next to me to repair my vehicle.

3. while trying to wake up yesterday morning, my girlfriend told me (i'm a deep sleeper) that i was screaming random things like "holy shit! C4!" and "guys, arty watch out!" but the best was when she tried to wake me up by pushing me out of bed and apparently i told her with some clarvoyance that the drop was too short for my parachute to open.

4. everytime i see a panel truck turn a corner and lean to one side i check the top to make sure that there is no one manning the mg on the vodnik that could shoot me.

5. though i stopped myself, i almost dove under a row of seats at the airport yesterday (had to pick up my folks from a flight) when i heard a jet liner landing and mistook the noise for a jet making a bombing run on my position.

6. i never used to strafe when i walked... at least not this much.

I've actually woken up in the middle of the night because I thought I heard someone shout for a medic. Wish I could remember that dream...