OMG i tryed again and I was 7th. now I'm 6th!! *giggles like little schoolgirl*
OH WAIT 5th!!!
4th!!!!!!!
3rd. I think I know what to say
OH WAIT 5th!!!
4th!!!!!!!
3rd. I think I know what to say
Last edited by Sgt.Davi (2006-06-18 14:41:16)
I have the "you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
So I do install it. Verify that it has installed properly. It has....
Then try again ---
"you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
So I do install it. Verify that it has installed properly. It has....
Then try again ---
"you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
Not as good as any of yours...I'll plan the next one better
Julius D(13375): Hi, my name is Julius D(13375). How may I help you?
Simon: Hello Julius
Julius D(13375): Hi Simon. How may I assist you today?
Simon: I am experiencing a few technical difficulties with my Linksys product
Simon: A WAG54GS
Simon: I have had thsi problme before I believe
Julius D(13375): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Julius D(13375): Okay.
Simon: I unplugged my router wire and the thing went mentak
Simon: *mental
Julius D(13375): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Simon: It flashed like the pornographical images I enjoy so much
Simon: Well I believe that it is due to the product
Simon: Anyway, sorry
Julius D(13375): Okay.
Julius D(13375): How many computers are connected to the WAG54GS?
Simon: I was looking through my pornographic colection and...
Simon: have you got a pornographic collection?
Simon: Under them paperweights
Simon: Is it good?
Simon: Do you enjoy wacking off at work
Simon: I am very secretive and like to go into the supply closet
Simon: I've broken a few lightbulbs if you know what I mean
Simon: I was caught by the cleaning lady
Simon: Anyway
Simon: Where can I buy a new router
Simon: ???
Julius D(13375): Do you have any technical question regarding the WAG54GS?
Simon: Well screw that lump of crap, where can I get a new one?
Simon: Preferably a WRT54GS
Simon: They look ultra sexay
Simon: well the v1.1 does at least
Julius D(13375): You may purchase a WRT54GS at any networking store in your location or you may check to the retailers listed on our Where to Buy link at www.linksys.com
Julius D(13375): Do you want to troubleshoot the WAG54GS?
Simon: Dude look I want technical support not advertising for your router
Simon: Yes
Simon: thats why I'm hear
Simon: Can you get Sharon
Simon: I want to know if she got my erotic emails
Simon: I hear Wilson is an expert in sexual experimentation
Simon: Can we have chat sex?
Simon: You know, I post orgasmic noiss
Simon: *noises
Simon: You return the favour
Simon: Will you hump me Julius?
Simon: *groaning*
Simon: Julius
Julius D(13375): Simon, we do not tolerate these things on the chat. So if you want me to configure the device, please tell us the details of the problem.
Simon: Jesus man look what you made me do
Simon: I just came all over my pants
Simon: God damn
Simon: they are silk
Simon: BS
Simon: You sexy beast Julius
Simon: Well
Julius D(13375): I will disconnect this chat session now.
Simon: My WAG54GS is malfunctioning
Simon: No
Simon: listen
Simon: It wont give me sexual pleasure any more
Simon: I have tried so bad for a life partner
Simon: BE MINE JULIUS!
Simon: WE WIL HAVE SURROGAT ELOVE CHILDREN!!
Simon: *Surrogate Love
Simon: HOLD ME BABY!!
Simon: Jesus Christ
Simon: More mess
Simon: Damn it
Simon: My WAG54GS never gave me this much pleasure
Simon: Can you buy me a WRT54GS?
Simon: I'll pay you in anal penetration
Julius D(13375): I would need to exit this chat session to assist other client. Thank you.
Simon: That turns you on right
Simon: I am touching my leg Julie
Simon: Does that make you hard?
Simon: Oh gawdf
Julius D(13375): Thank you for chatting with us today. Good bye.
Julius D(13375) Has Disconnecte
Julius D(13375): Hi, my name is Julius D(13375). How may I help you?
Simon: Hello Julius
Julius D(13375): Hi Simon. How may I assist you today?
Simon: I am experiencing a few technical difficulties with my Linksys product
Simon: A WAG54GS
Simon: I have had thsi problme before I believe
Julius D(13375): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Julius D(13375): Okay.
Simon: I unplugged my router wire and the thing went mentak
Simon: *mental
Julius D(13375): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Simon: It flashed like the pornographical images I enjoy so much
Simon: Well I believe that it is due to the product
Simon: Anyway, sorry
Julius D(13375): Okay.
Julius D(13375): How many computers are connected to the WAG54GS?
Simon: I was looking through my pornographic colection and...
Simon: have you got a pornographic collection?
Simon: Under them paperweights
Simon: Is it good?
Simon: Do you enjoy wacking off at work
Simon: I am very secretive and like to go into the supply closet
Simon: I've broken a few lightbulbs if you know what I mean
Simon: I was caught by the cleaning lady
Simon: Anyway
Simon: Where can I buy a new router
Simon: ???
Julius D(13375): Do you have any technical question regarding the WAG54GS?
Simon: Well screw that lump of crap, where can I get a new one?
Simon: Preferably a WRT54GS
Simon: They look ultra sexay
Simon: well the v1.1 does at least
Julius D(13375): You may purchase a WRT54GS at any networking store in your location or you may check to the retailers listed on our Where to Buy link at www.linksys.com
Julius D(13375): Do you want to troubleshoot the WAG54GS?
Simon: Dude look I want technical support not advertising for your router
Simon: Yes
Simon: thats why I'm hear
Simon: Can you get Sharon
Simon: I want to know if she got my erotic emails
Simon: I hear Wilson is an expert in sexual experimentation
Simon: Can we have chat sex?
Simon: You know, I post orgasmic noiss
Simon: *noises
Simon: You return the favour
Simon: Will you hump me Julius?
Simon: *groaning*
Simon: Julius
Julius D(13375): Simon, we do not tolerate these things on the chat. So if you want me to configure the device, please tell us the details of the problem.
Simon: Jesus man look what you made me do
Simon: I just came all over my pants
Simon: God damn
Simon: they are silk
Simon: BS
Simon: You sexy beast Julius
Simon: Well
Julius D(13375): I will disconnect this chat session now.
Simon: My WAG54GS is malfunctioning
Simon: No
Simon: listen
Simon: It wont give me sexual pleasure any more
Simon: I have tried so bad for a life partner
Simon: BE MINE JULIUS!
Simon: WE WIL HAVE SURROGAT ELOVE CHILDREN!!
Simon: *Surrogate Love
Simon: HOLD ME BABY!!
Simon: Jesus Christ
Simon: More mess
Simon: Damn it
Simon: My WAG54GS never gave me this much pleasure
Simon: Can you buy me a WRT54GS?
Simon: I'll pay you in anal penetration
Julius D(13375): I would need to exit this chat session to assist other client. Thank you.
Simon: That turns you on right
Simon: I am touching my leg Julie
Simon: Does that make you hard?
Simon: Oh gawdf
Julius D(13375): Thank you for chatting with us today. Good bye.
Julius D(13375) Has Disconnecte
Last edited by Sgt.Davi (2006-06-18 14:52:36)
WOW i should give u -1 karma considering none of those are original. Ur unoriginal pranks were actually created by 2 guys at genmay.com who prank called the geek squad. Way to take credit thats not urs
try getting sun java off their website not the clicky button, that should solve itDecJW wrote:
I have the "you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
So I do install it. Verify that it has installed properly. It has....
Then try again ---
"you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
Lol very funny, bollocks to everyone who flames you. This is the sort of thing i'd do if me and my mates we're bored. How do you use this chat thing?
Last edited by Zeon. (2006-06-18 14:50:41)
Yes. Grow up and stop bothering people while they are trying to earn a living.DecJW wrote:
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
Jesus christ - the amount of selfish nob heads who come on here....crimson_grunt wrote:
Yes. Grow up and stop bothering people while they are trying to earn a living.DecJW wrote:
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
Anyway, Ill try your suggestion widjerd (again) and see if that helps. Thanks
They need a little entertainment. They sit in a goddamn cubicle and don't have enough space to jerk off for 9 hours
CAN YOU LAST THAT LONG?!
CAN YOU LAST THAT LONG?!
Damn, still comes up with the message...Widjerd wrote:
try getting sun java off their website not the clicky button, that should solve itDecJW wrote:
I have the "you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
So I do install it. Verify that it has installed properly. It has....
Then try again ---
"you do not have java installed. Clickl here to install JAVA"
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
Err what you are trying to do once you get java working is irritating, pointless and the behaviour of a selfish nob head but somehow I'm selfish for trying to spare people who are just trying to do their job from being pissed off?!? how does that make me selfish?DecJW wrote:
Jesus christ - the amount of selfish nob heads who come on here....crimson_grunt wrote:
Yes. Grow up and stop bothering people while they are trying to earn a living.DecJW wrote:
FUCK SAKE! Any tech people know what to do?
Anyway, Ill try your suggestion widjerd (again) and see if that helps. Thanks
Zeon the linksy is http://linksys.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/lin … equest.php
Full link?
Who said I was going to do this chat thing? Did I ever mention I am going to use JAVA for this? No I didnt... I have a computer problem and Im am seeking help from people who know what to do. Selfish was the wrong word. But lighten up and have fun, or keep your comments to yourself....crimson_grunt wrote:
Err what you are trying to do once you get java working is irritating, pointless and the behaviour of a selfish nob head but somehow I'm selfish for trying to spare people who are just trying to do their job from being pissed off?!? how does that make me selfish?DecJW wrote:
Jesus christ - the amount of selfish nob heads who come on here....crimson_grunt wrote:
Yes. Grow up and stop bothering people while they are trying to earn a living.
Anyway, Ill try your suggestion widjerd (again) and see if that helps. Thanks
I work on tech support and can say that if people talked to me like this I would be majorly pissed, and it would make the day go longer. Plus in one of them it looks like the guy lost his cool which was understandable, would it still be funny if he lost his Job as a result of these pranks or the service was shut down due to abuse and left the customers without a valuable service?Sgt.Davi wrote:
They need a little entertainment. They sit in a goddamn cubicle and don't have enough space to jerk off for 9 hours
CAN YOU LAST THAT LONG?!
i feel sorry for wilson, lmao
fine if your not using it for this then I apologise but you have to admit seemed a huge coincidence? Was mainly angry at the poeple before you.DecJW wrote:
Who said I was going to do this chat thing? Did I ever mention I am going to use JAVA for this? .
It just frustrates me when people abuse/destroy things cause they think its funny and will never need to use it themselves and spoil things for people who do need to use it and cant because either the service is busy or has been discontinued. Right now there's probably people trying to solve their router problems but cant because the staff are to busy listening to people saying "fuck, shit, wank, I'm so funny cause i said pr0n".
gimp if those were supposed to be funny, then I'd truely hate to see what the dumb ones are.
everyone who works with wilson are suddenly going to be giving him wierd looks.. imagine by coincidence he brought a carrot for lunch!!!
LMAO im sure these tech ppl have alot of time on ther hands and the ppl who actually have problems can wait while we bust the tech guys chops, I think this sum funny shat if u ask me. Just pure fun and yes I was very bored wen I did this
Yup its great!
Ryan T. (17680): Hi, my name is Ryan T. (17680). How may I help you?
Ryan T. (17680): Hello, Jesus.
Ryan T. (17680): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
jesus: hi ryan, are you a person, because I can't take dealing with bots
Ryan T. (17680): Yes, I am a person, Jesus.
jesus: good
jesus: the thing is, I can't turn my router into water
Ryan T. (17680): What seems to be the problem, Jesus?
jesus: also it tried to crucify me
Ryan T. (17680): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or
inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end
this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
jesus: what, why should I co operate if you won't, look where not co operating got the romans
Ryan T. (17680): Since you do not have a Linksys concern that I can help you with, we
have to end this session so I can attend to other clients. Have a nice
day!
jesus: nooooooooooo, I'm jesus, you don't kick me out. I'll go holy on your ass
Ryan T. (17680): Bye, holy man.
jesus: you make me very disappointed, I died for people like you, and know you don't take my threats seriously
Ryan T. (17680) Has Disconnected
Ryan T. (17680): Hello, Jesus.
Ryan T. (17680): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
jesus: hi ryan, are you a person, because I can't take dealing with bots
Ryan T. (17680): Yes, I am a person, Jesus.
jesus: good
jesus: the thing is, I can't turn my router into water
Ryan T. (17680): What seems to be the problem, Jesus?
jesus: also it tried to crucify me
Ryan T. (17680): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or
inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end
this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
jesus: what, why should I co operate if you won't, look where not co operating got the romans
Ryan T. (17680): Since you do not have a Linksys concern that I can help you with, we
have to end this session so I can attend to other clients. Have a nice
day!
jesus: nooooooooooo, I'm jesus, you don't kick me out. I'll go holy on your ass
Ryan T. (17680): Bye, holy man.
jesus: you make me very disappointed, I died for people like you, and know you don't take my threats seriously
Ryan T. (17680) Has Disconnected
rofl, nice
i think they are semi-humans since they repeat questions...
