After setting up my new rig and deciding to bring it out for a test run with BF2, I realised that everytime there was a map change, it seemed all too ghostly quiet when the game started.
It then dawned on me that my uber fast rig made me the first to spawn...so I decided to make the most out of the situation.
When the next map loaded up for the 32p Dragon Valley, spawned as a China Spec Ops, loaded up the C4 on the buggy and drove like my ass was on fire to the US spawn pt.
Once there, the US attack helo was just revving up its engines with pilot and gunner, so BOOM it went with my C4. Then I hopped onto the nearby APC and drove to the tank and hopped onto it.
This was when the rest of the 'tards started spawning in, and only after killing off about 5 of them did they realise that there was an enemy in their midst, of course not knowing where the heck I was.
So this dumb noob spawns in and jumps into the AA next to the tank, and what do you know...dumb noob starts TK'ing his teamates who are hopelessly lobbing grenades, M203 rounds and trying to target the AT gun at me, while he gets the splash damage. Most hilariously, he doesn't even have a clue that the tank beside him is actually from the other team and he gets kicked from the server for TK'ing. The second the next guy spawns in the AA, its a head shot to the turret and BOOM he's dead too!!!
OK, so I had all this fun and with it, probably took out about 15 on my own before they got a clue and some sneaky Engineer blew me up with a mine, but heck, it was worth it...
It then dawned on me that my uber fast rig made me the first to spawn...so I decided to make the most out of the situation.
When the next map loaded up for the 32p Dragon Valley, spawned as a China Spec Ops, loaded up the C4 on the buggy and drove like my ass was on fire to the US spawn pt.
Once there, the US attack helo was just revving up its engines with pilot and gunner, so BOOM it went with my C4. Then I hopped onto the nearby APC and drove to the tank and hopped onto it.
This was when the rest of the 'tards started spawning in, and only after killing off about 5 of them did they realise that there was an enemy in their midst, of course not knowing where the heck I was.
So this dumb noob spawns in and jumps into the AA next to the tank, and what do you know...dumb noob starts TK'ing his teamates who are hopelessly lobbing grenades, M203 rounds and trying to target the AT gun at me, while he gets the splash damage. Most hilariously, he doesn't even have a clue that the tank beside him is actually from the other team and he gets kicked from the server for TK'ing. The second the next guy spawns in the AA, its a head shot to the turret and BOOM he's dead too!!!
OK, so I had all this fun and with it, probably took out about 15 on my own before they got a clue and some sneaky Engineer blew me up with a mine, but heck, it was worth it...