From all Commanders to EA... <3.
It brings me no greater joy than being able to keep an opponents Arty down for an entire round. Unless he's got a savvy Engineer, hes screwed! Bah, so what if he has an Engineer who isn't running around shotguning nubs. The impending explosion from my personal escort doing what it was meant to do (take out Arty and snipers... who the hell uses cars for transport?) also kills anybody repairing the Arty. Hey EA, how come I don't get credit for the kill or taking out an enemy asset? Maybe you guys will fix that in the next patch.
Not only can a well placed set of wheels and seats take out an Arty asset, but the ability to drop a car resets so fast that I can take out both, sometimes all three if the map permits, before he can fire off a second Arty shot. Huzzah! Who needs Spec Ops? The game was meant to only allow one commander the use of Arty anyway... ME. Again, another problem (bug to be fixed????? plzkthx) is that I can't also take out UAV Trailers and Sat Scan (all the time). Why not? As a commander, I should be able to do whatever I want with my pimp-mobiles. Suggestion: Dropping a car on a flag means the enemy can't cap it. Brilliant!
Snipers? Talkin' 'bout Snipers?! We don't need no stinkin' Snipers! Trust me, all you enemy Snipers... I'm zoomed in (twice!) on you guys, just waiting for you to stand still so I can drop trou all over you. I don't need to watch the rest of the map... my guys can handle themselves, we'll win anyway with my l33t cartillery skillz... besides, I got better things to do than place UAV and call out enemy movement... I gotta watch for "Random_n00b_tArD is no more."
Just try and cap one of my flags... I dare you. The moment I see you within range of my flag, look up. It's not a bird, nor a plane, it's my ride. Faster than a speeding Arty strike, more precise than my lazy Sniper's L96A1's, it's my ride. Eat it. Now that WCR isn't W/L ratio based anymore, I gotta' whore up that juicy 2x Commander bonus for points. Now that I got Expert Air Defense and Ground Defense, what else am I going to do?
Again, thank you so very much EA, for this wonderful, amazing, totally awesome ability. You can hang with the cool kids now.
- Trel -
-poppin' wheelies... from the safety of nowhere near combat.
(zomg ARTY DOWN FIX IT NOWZ!!!1 yuo guys all suck, fix my asstes how the hell it blow up nobody was there i just scaned!!11 fuk EA!1!!!)
((wtf since whn did engineers not gt teh DAO, wtfhax!!!1))
It brings me no greater joy than being able to keep an opponents Arty down for an entire round. Unless he's got a savvy Engineer, hes screwed! Bah, so what if he has an Engineer who isn't running around shotguning nubs. The impending explosion from my personal escort doing what it was meant to do (take out Arty and snipers... who the hell uses cars for transport?) also kills anybody repairing the Arty. Hey EA, how come I don't get credit for the kill or taking out an enemy asset? Maybe you guys will fix that in the next patch.
Not only can a well placed set of wheels and seats take out an Arty asset, but the ability to drop a car resets so fast that I can take out both, sometimes all three if the map permits, before he can fire off a second Arty shot. Huzzah! Who needs Spec Ops? The game was meant to only allow one commander the use of Arty anyway... ME. Again, another problem (bug to be fixed????? plzkthx) is that I can't also take out UAV Trailers and Sat Scan (all the time). Why not? As a commander, I should be able to do whatever I want with my pimp-mobiles. Suggestion: Dropping a car on a flag means the enemy can't cap it. Brilliant!
Snipers? Talkin' 'bout Snipers?! We don't need no stinkin' Snipers! Trust me, all you enemy Snipers... I'm zoomed in (twice!) on you guys, just waiting for you to stand still so I can drop trou all over you. I don't need to watch the rest of the map... my guys can handle themselves, we'll win anyway with my l33t cartillery skillz... besides, I got better things to do than place UAV and call out enemy movement... I gotta watch for "Random_n00b_tArD is no more."
Just try and cap one of my flags... I dare you. The moment I see you within range of my flag, look up. It's not a bird, nor a plane, it's my ride. Faster than a speeding Arty strike, more precise than my lazy Sniper's L96A1's, it's my ride. Eat it. Now that WCR isn't W/L ratio based anymore, I gotta' whore up that juicy 2x Commander bonus for points. Now that I got Expert Air Defense and Ground Defense, what else am I going to do?
Again, thank you so very much EA, for this wonderful, amazing, totally awesome ability. You can hang with the cool kids now.
- Trel -
-poppin' wheelies... from the safety of nowhere near combat.
(zomg ARTY DOWN FIX IT NOWZ!!!1 yuo guys all suck, fix my asstes how the hell it blow up nobody was there i just scaned!!11 fuk EA!1!!!)
((wtf since whn did engineers not gt teh DAO, wtfhax!!!1))
Last edited by Trel (2006-07-14 11:36:57)
Good to be back.