What would stop the whining?

2006-05-26 02:52:45

#1

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|6560|Oxford

So far the patch hasn't caused me any problems. It's more annoying than anything else i.e server browser, vehicle drops on helis/runways but I can still play the game as before, no crashes.

Looks like the server browser issue is going to be fixed pretty soon and won't need a patch but what would reinstate your faith in EA/Dice in ONE patch?

For me it'd be:

FREE
1 new city map
New set of unlocks
New Vehicle/s
No vehicle drops on uncaps

That'd pretty much do it for me and I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard.

Anything else?

2006-05-26 02:56:56

#2

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6756|Dallas

Fix red name bug......FFS.
Put all jets on an even playing field. (J-10 overpowered-F-35 waaaaaay underpowered)
Add moveable ships (maybe even a SUBMARINE!! YAY!) and a Navy map to boot.
More maps.
The ability to make C4 stick to people.
The ability to make people's heads explode by typing in the word "Cougar".

2006-05-26 03:03:25

#3

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6638

1. tell all the whiners to piss off
2. ignore the whiners
3. shoot the whiners
4. add some naval war fare

2006-05-26 03:06:04

#4

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|6665|A sunburnt country

Hookers and beer, yep, that would stop me from whining.

:-)

2006-05-26 03:36:06

#5

Nikola Bathory: Karkand T-90 0wnage; +163|6778|Bulgaria

1 or more maps FOR FREE would make me very very happy
sadly, that's not gonna happen!

>>>BF3 Central<<<

2006-05-26 03:38:49

#6

Unleashed2k: //kk thx.; +17|6754

Battlefield 2 Patch Commision
Battlefield 2 Public Beta Testing Program

2006-05-26 03:41:52

#7

-MIKI3.: Member; +70|6635|The Netherlands

Unleashed2k wrote:
Battlefield 2 Patch Commision
Battlefield 2 Public Beta Testing Program

+1

2006-05-26 03:42:58

#8

Knight`UK: Lollerstorycarpark; +371|6572|England

RicardoBlanco wrote:
So far the patch hasn't caused me any problems. It's more annoying than anything else i.e server browser, vehicle drops on helis/runways but I can still play the game as before, no crashes.

Looks like the server browser issue is going to be fixed pretty soon and won't need a patch but what would reinstate your faith in EA/Dice in ONE patch?

For me it'd be:

FREE
1 new city map
New set of unlocks
New Vehicle/s
No vehicle drops on uncaps

That'd pretty much do it for me and I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard.

Anything else?

i like your idea m8 plus 1 from me as always

2006-05-26 03:45:05

#9

ShEpArD_oF_rOt: Member; +16|6558|Illinois

Make the guns fire lasers like in GI JOE, that is the only thing that will make me happy. Blue lasers for USMC, Green for MEC, and Red for PLA. WWOOOHOOOO!!! Oh and some techno music. You can't have lasers without techno.

2006-05-26 03:45:14

#10

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|6634|7th level of hell

Cougar wrote:
The ability to make people's heads explode by typing in the word "Cougar".

funny +1

2006-05-26 03:47:30

#11

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6615|Camp XRay

So wait it I typed "cougar" would your head exploded as well?

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2006-05-26 03:58:08

#12

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6667|Canberra, AUS

Nothing will stop the whining. Everytime something changes, people cry wolf.

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2006-05-26 04:02:31

#13

Delphy: Member; +45|6577|Bristol, UK

I want choppers back to normal, i'd be happy with. Or a reduction in AA speed/strength.

2006-05-26 04:13:28

#14

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6735|Malaga, España

1. EA should stop rushing pack after pack and patch after patch
2. EA should fire the Moronic new coder that seem to slam there heads on the Keyboard while coding the game
3. EA should Pause the 2142 project and fix BF2 first
4. EA should stop nerfing every weapon/vehicle that have an slight advantage
5. EA should put back the requirements pre 1.3 (The n00b Awards Patch)
6. EA should get some decent coders that take time to code and after that fully test it before bringing out
7. EA should remake the vehicule drop, that it only can be dropped when an SL asks for it and that the vehicule would drop 25 meters from the SL (To prevent that this feature will be used as an fucking weapon)

did i missed sumthin?

2006-05-26 04:24:33

#15

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|6781|Singapore

EA to let me jam an anal probe up their employees' bums.

2006-05-26 04:29:06

#16

4_Phucsache: Property of BF2s©; +112|6574|Brisbane Australia

1. EA to take polarbearz in as thier new mascot
2. Polarbearz to soddomize existing EA staff
3. Polarbearz to create fun and exciting (read strange, wierd and obnoxious) new armies and maps etcetera etcetera

2006-05-26 04:30:30

#17

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|6802|Nårvei

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:
1. EA should stop rushing pack after pack and patch after patch
2. EA should fire the Moronic new coder that seem to slam there heads on the Keyboard while coding the game
3. EA should Pause the 2142 project and fix BF2 first
4. EA should stop nerfing every weapon/vehicle that have an slight advantage
5. EA should put back the requirements pre 1.3 (The n00b Awards Patch)
6. EA should get some decent coders that take time to code and after that fully test it before bringing out
7. EA should remake the vehicule drop, that it only can be dropped when an SL asks for it and that the vehicule would drop 25 meters from the SL (To prevent that this feature will be used as an fucking weapon)

did i missed sumthin?

2.This is what happends when Dice hire narcoleptics !

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-26 04:31:27

#18

Sub-Zero79: Man...I'm freezing!; +65|6616|Ghost Town

polarbearz wrote:
EA to let me jam an anal probe up their employees' bums.

Hehe...me to me to!!!

2006-05-26 04:31:30

#19

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|6781|Singapore

Yeah I sure you all would love to play the 'GAY LEGION' class 'ASSPHUCKER' in the map 'GAYZORZ PART 2: BUKKAKE IN TEH OLD FOLKS HOME'.

The old folks home, source of controversy for ages. Old, wise people, or toddly old fools? The gay legion has spent the morning preparing their assault forces.

Right. I'm sure it'll be a huge hit.

2006-05-26 04:33:06

#20

hmm are you following me??

2006-05-26 06:25:55

#21

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6615|Camp XRay

A new booster pack for bitches and whiners. Once installed the pack will hijack your bf2 and redirect your game to WoW so that you will shut the fuck up and leave everyone else who actually enjoys playing the game alone.

2006-05-26 07:34:16

#22

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6735|Malaga, España

polarbearz wrote:
EA to let me jam an anal probe up their employees' bums.

ROFL Polar , you are sure in my Movie about making an fool of EA
Just wait when i finished i host it somewhere and I wil let it show it to you guys

2006-05-26 07:55:15

#23

MuseSeeker: 2142 Soldier: Behenaut; +110|6767|EUR

Fix the bugs. Make games for fun not for the money (you are rich enough already)

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