You know your playing BF2 too much when..

2006-05-26 00:08:55

#1

em*Arsenic: Member; +1|6776|Houston

You driving down the road and consider whiping out people as they cross the road on foot.

As your walking down the street or such, you scan for enemy sniper positions or claymores laying around a corner.

You curse a shopping cart basket for its Team damage when it runs into your vehicle

you make stupid threads like this one ,, doh!!!

2006-05-26 02:05:23

#2

MurPHy: Member; +9|6790|West Deptford, NJ

The second one has been experienced by soldiers suffering from PTSD.

2006-05-26 03:46:25

#3

M_Harrower: Will code HTML for food; +114|6792

em*Arsenic wrote:
you make stupid threads like this one ,, doh!!!

Ahaha, owned by yourself

2006-05-26 22:53:20

#4

DarkZealot89: Wait A Minute!; +46|6766|Louisville, Ky

You are out on a jog in the park and continually look for bushes, dark corners, and buildings to hide and snipe from.

2006-05-30 02:35:42

#5

Da_MaDd_HaTtA: Member; +2|6878|Brisbane

when instead of saying no you say "request denied"

2006-05-30 02:43:36

#6

Flonster: Karma Ratio whore; +178|6765|-removed you know why- mod

when u take a look at your family and a thought crosses ur mind " i need artillery support over here sir"

2006-05-30 02:47:15

#7

DECEPTION_POINT: Banned; +17|6885|newcastle , N.S.W , Australia

when during school all u can think of is your next rank and the medals u can now get

when u hope of your car screaming E E E now 9 9 9 9

2006-05-30 02:51:20

#8

BattlefieldMedic: Member; +25|6819|Sydney City, THE city.

DECEPTION_POINT wrote:
when during school all u can think of is your next rank and the medals u can now get

when u hope of your car screaming E E E now 9 9 9 9

OMG BBQ! Now I know im not the only person suffering from this problem...

2006-05-30 02:54:23

#9

DECEPTION_POINT: Banned; +17|6885|newcastle , N.S.W , Australia

i know its a condition i like to call "Battlefieldia"

2006-05-30 04:12:43

#10

M_Harrower: Will code HTML for food; +114|6792

When you see a helicopter and try to spot it using the Q key.

2006-05-30 04:16:47

#11

Y0URDAD: I'ma Eat Yo Children!; +17|6863|Annapolis, MD

When you're near an airport and constantly reach to spot the enemy

2006-05-30 04:17:04

#12

mrboogman: You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here!; +13|6921|Germany

...you shoot a mercedes driver through the windscreen because you want his car

2006-05-30 04:17:17

#13

crimson_grunt: Shitty Disposition (apparently); +214|6873|Teesside, UK

When last Christmas after playing the game for hours on end your convinced you can see 2 guys dressed all in black lying on a roof over the street

2006-05-30 04:40:47

#14

Bernadictus: Moderator; +1,055|6955

Being in an office that overlooks a cement factory, which has boats, constantly yelling, enemy boat spotted!

2006-05-30 04:47:52

#15

Riddicker: Member; +40|6767|Germany - Bavaria

You want to climb up the shopping center with your grappling hook or you get banned inside a store because you try to command while lying in between the sweets!

2006-05-30 04:49:36

#16

Trixano-taa-: Member; +2|6767|NY

when your friend returns from the kitchen with a bottle of water for you, you thank him in arabic.

Or when your driving and you see a friend out jogging, you slow down and start honking the horn repeatedly saying, Hop in! Hop in!

2006-05-30 04:53:32

#17

skizzz: Member; +22|7027|Moore, Oklahoma

actually having dreams that you are on karkand sniping people....waking up and almost believing it

2006-05-30 05:03:38

#18

Flonster: Karma Ratio whore; +178|6765|-removed you know why- mod

Trixano-taa- wrote:
when your friend returns from the kitchen with a bottle of water for you, you thank him in arabic.

Or when your driving and you see a friend out jogging, you slow down and start honking the horn repeatedly saying, Hop in! Hop in!

"allah akhbar!"

hahahahahah thanks

2006-05-30 05:07:47

#19

legionair: back to i-life; +336|6842|EU

...when you smoke a cigarette in 57 seconds, when you eat while map loads, when you lock your doors so no one can come in and disturb your playing, when exams are needed to put but you still play!...
when all your time in Internet counts from looking at your stats how good you was or reading BS in forums...

Last edited by sdlettonieCZLV (2006-05-30 05:20:33)

2006-05-30 05:10:10

#20

KingMchris: Member; +12|6761|London

Pretending to Press F2 In your mates car imagining you can get in the gun above and kill loads of people.

2006-05-30 05:21:58

#21

Brasso: member; +1,549|6849

Flonster wrote:
Trixano-taa- wrote:
when your friend returns from the kitchen with a bottle of water for you, you thank him in arabic.

Or when your driving and you see a friend out jogging, you slow down and start honking the horn repeatedly saying, Hop in! Hop in!
"allah akhbar!"

hahahahahah thanks

lol thanks is "Shootkuddihur hun battle" and go, go, go is "Ayatta harab!"

LMAO i speak in Arabic all the time. "Gombe entumbola" means throwing frag.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2006-05-30 05:56:39