Okay, yeah I'm sick of my family's cowardly military history so I'm going to adopt Charles Upham as my grandfather temporarily. My dfetails may not be 100% correct because I read the book a while ago now, but I'll do the best I can from memory.
Charles Upham served under General Freyburg, (VC winner, Old Boy of my old school, and Governor General of New Zealand,) and Major General Sir Howard Kippenberger, (strangely enough, the grandfather of Karl Kippenberger, Shihad's bass player.)
He started out as a rough-as-guts kind of bastard. Actually, that didn't really change. He didn't really respect rank, only people, (Kippenberger and Freyberg were luckily both people Upham respected,) but was given command of a squad. He proved himself amny times, some examples of this:
- In Africa while his squad was taking cover from German machinegun fire, Upham noted that the guns could only fire above a certain height, so he climbed up on top of a truck and managed to shoot the gunners without them being able to shoot him.
- Was ordered to basicly charge a large machinegun post. He and his squad led the charge, (with Upham in front,) and although the NZ troops lost many men, the objective was accomplished with Up[ham reaching the enemy guns first and dispatching the enemy troops, (either causing them to flee, get shot or be taken prisoner.)
- By this stage I'm pretty sure he was awarded the Victoria Cross, which is the highest military honour for Valour. A shy man, he refused to talk to anyone about it, and only wore it when Freyberg demanded it of him once.
- In Crete he was shot many times while fleeing enemy troops. With only one arm working whe crawled into a field and played dead. Two enemy soldiers approached him. He quickly put his rifle in the fork of a tree and shot the first one. With one hand he managed to pull back the bolt, chamber another round and shoot the second soldier before he had managed to get off a shot. The second soldier fell right on top of him.
- Also in Crete, when NZ troops were falling back, Upham, (severly sick and wounded,) climbed a steep cliff with his squad and a machinegun. He managed to set it up so he was hanging over the edge of the cliff facing straight down and firing the gun from directly above the enemy troops, forcing them to retreat and letting the NZ troops get off Crete safely. Unfortunatly the boats couldn't accomodate for all the troops, and Upham had to stay behind on Crete and became a prisoner of war.
- He was taken to a prisoner of war camp where he repeatedly tried to escape. The most classic example of this is when he fell into the rolled barbed wire on the other side of the fence and got tangled in it. A young Corporal found him and lowered his rifle at him. Upham lit himslef a cigarette and told the Corporal "Go get an officer, I refuse to be shot by anyone but an officer." the corporal went and got the commanding officer of the camp who smiled at Upham and said "Get up mr. Upham, you are a very brave man."
- After causing too much trouble in the small camp, it was decided that Upham was to be taken to Colditz Castle - a POW camp that was impossible to escape from. In the train on the way over, he used the bathroom on the train, which had a tiny window. He managed to get it open and climb out. He than jumped from a moving train without his guard knowing. He knocked himself out on the sleepers of the paralelle track, but woke up before another train came. he followed the tracks in the opposite direction to where the train was going, but noticed someone following. He kept walking until nightfall, where he tried to make a runner throught he dark bush. He was captured again and taken on his way to Colditz - and wasn't given any bathroom breaks.
- The war ended while Upham was in Colditz, and after he got out, was informed that he was to be given another VC for his actions on Crete. He wasn't happy with this as he didn't like the publicity the first one had brought. He is one of only three to ever be awarded the VC and Bar, and came from Christchurch in New Zealand. After the war heset up a farm in canterbury and lived there until his death in I think 1996, but I could be wrong.
Captain Charles Upham was the man, and made up for all the wars that my family 'missed out' on.