=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|7073|Britain and Damn proud of it!

BattlefieldMedic wrote:

E7IX3R wrote:

Nobody has knives anymore, they have guns. I know loads of people who own a gun now and guns are illegal here.
Guns were legal in Australia until 1994 when some retarded guy from the local mental assylum in some town in Tasmania pulled out a Kolashnekov and shot 34 people, dead.
Its always the same, we find a nice hobby everone can enjoy then some fuckwit goes and wrecks it all xD
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Horseman 77 wrote:

1927(h) wrote:

Firstly I think this does belong in this section. Secondly please forgive me if I cause offence by joking about a serious issue here.

The link shown http://uk.news.yahoo.com/24052006/344/u … r-way.html explains how people in the uk have got until June 30th to hand any knives over to the authorities without facing punishment for possession.

Wel last night EA gave me an expert knife which I don't feel worthy of owning so i'll be the first in handing it over (if I could).

Anybody feel unworthy of that award seeing as many before us have worked hard to get it?
So now that you have your " Expert Knife Badge " I am certian you are in some Data Base at Scotland Yard.

Expect that knock on the door soon.

Thats what happens, we all knew it anyway. lol
LOL they'd be more intested in my Expert Black Widow or Expert .177 shitty air rifle medals. However the best weapon I've quoted so far is the Chelsea Brick.  I mean it's the only weapon known to man that gives you, whats on the tv, weather, stock prices and daily horoscopes in, along of course with a crossword.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7186|Comber, Northern Ireland
i have all three rambo knifes but i will be fucked if i'm giving them in
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west … 020504.stm

I didnt mention this is almost happening daily now.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|6998|Ohio
Nice. So now criminals don't have to use guns. They can just pull a knife and all's you got is a pair of nail clippers or an unpointed stick (Monty Python reference).
DUX0726
Banned
+9|7001
I don't normally say stuff like this but in spite of my countrys faults, of which there are many, I am proud to say that I just bought a DSA FAL for my collection. They can have my gun when they pry it out of my cold dead hand. (Much less a knife.) Gawwwd Bless America!

https://www.sturmgewehr.com/bhinton/FAL/FAL.DSA.NRA05A.jpg

https://www.toysrgus.com/images-art/bradley-clock-talking-strangelove.jpg

Last edited by DUX0726 (2006-05-26 09:25:07)

The_Guardsman
Tally Ho!!
+81|7192|I'm not sure.... Buts its dark
I have a 16 inch Machete and a Gurka Kukari..... which they have 2 hopes of getting of me, the machete cost me 5 quid from a local out in Kenya
1927(h)
Guest
Gawwwd Bless America indeed

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