BF2S Forums The Scientific Laws of Battlefield 2

i'm surprised this hasnt been said yet:

121: You run to a CP chock full of enemies, M203 in hand, and when you manage to kill all of them you happen to hear your commander's arty hit you, in a vain attempt to kill the dead bodies around you.

lockedon wrote:

70. Right When Your About To Spawn On Your Squad Leader He/She Dies!

allow me to change this a bit:

70. You're all ready to spawn to help out your leader, when nothing happens, your leader's still alive, so you reclick your kit to fix the problem but then realize that pretty little green dot has a red ring around it.

hate that little bug.

123. You spawn as a spec ops and proceed to CLEARLY throw c4 on an empty jeep as to cause some explosive mayhem...and then some random team member decides that he will jump in the jeep, take off without you, get blown up cause he/she ran into some stationary object......then finish it all off with a tk punishment!

VidSicious, 59 is sooooo true.

63: If you see an enemy Support or Anti-tank, no matter how much you shoot 'em, their armour will save them and they'll throw a grenade at you while they laugh at your pitiful MP5's attempt to break through the 6inch titanium armour on their chest. Then, you die from the grenade.

Last edited by Rotter (2005-10-21 16:06:40)

126.  It will take you 10 rounds of ammunition to kill an enemy, but only take 1 round of ammo to kill a friendly with the same gun by accident.

128. Nomatter how good you think you are. th3re !s 4lw4ys s0m3 h4x0r b3tt3r th3n j00

I did hit couple of parachuting enemies with my British Medic Unlock rifle.

134. It seems that your teamates names are always in red lettering!

135. Whenever you run out of your amo in your main weapon you pull out your pistal to try to finish the enemy off, BUT he decides to jump and dive around like a bunny While some how manageing to reload his weapon, and then kills you with 3 or less shots!

136. When everyone is waiting to get into the suport chopper, the one person who dosent make it in, is either you or a mad spec ops who proceeds to put all his c4 on your heli and kills everone in and around it!

137. You always get a lag spike at the worst possible sittuation!

138. You always get shot out of your vehical whithout the vehical taking much damage!

139. You always get found in your hidding spot when you are a sniper!

140. That guy sitting in the AA has some kinda force field, so that explosions from your heli rockets dont damage him from like 2 feet away!

141. Why do the heli rockets have to kill someone only if it is a direct hit! and it takes 14 missles direct to desroy a support heli but it kills a tank with only 4 rockets!

142. Someone talks to you on Aim brining down your whole screen at the worst possible time!

143. When there is a specific vehicle that you need, some one is sitting in the drivers seat AFK!

144. You click PLAY NOW on the bf2 game and it always takes you to a server with no one in it!

145. The enemy can kill you with 3 or less shots with any gun but yet any kind of shotgun cant kill some one with 8 or less shots.

146. People in airplanes can even SPOT a sniper laying down in Tall grass and kill him with his machene gun!

147. Tankers and APC people are soo good they can spot you within seconds after you fire off anti-tank missle!

148. When your waiting on the air craft carrior for a heli to spawn, right when it does and before you can get in it an arty strike destroys you and the heli!

149. When You go 10 min out of your way in a boat to drive miles away from land as not to be seen by people camping on shore, just when your furthest away from land a enemy jet will spot and take you out!

150. Consider yourself dead when trying to swim somewhere!

*Claps Very hard*

Great Thread

ITs ALL True
I like the one about The Artillery and the Moths

Well, this thread really went downhill from the in-game humor to the "OMG my team sux!" crap....

(whatever the next number is). Your squad members will always think their individual plans are better than your orders.

(+1). The laws of physics state that an AT round will disappear if you die.

(+2). An AT round will go straight through a vehicle before it runs you over.

(+3). A satellite antenna has the same amount of armor plating as an M1A2.

(+4). US pilots are speed demons, hence US planes are not made to go slow without stalling.

(+5). The MEC couldn't even find a transport chopper that's good for suicide runs, much less transporting.

(+6). The MEC doesn't need ground transports since they got a great deal on a bunch of used minivans.

(+7). Worldwide, soldiers are not trained in defense tactics; they only know how to charge the enemy.

66. When flying a jet, a freindly missle is more likely to take you out than the mig29 100 feet behind you.

67. Make sure there are no freindly helecopters, or jets, in the air even on the biggest map, before launching your IGLA at a enemy aircraft, as it will hit a freindly blackhawk loaded to the max, resulting in you getting banned from the server.

68.If you have the highest score on the server, and your team wins, you will get silver, as that gosh darn commander gets his score doubled.

69. A dead enemy attracts about 6 bunnyhopping medics coming to get theri points, so bombard the dead body with grenades

70. When bombing a group of 5 enemy tanks, you notice just as you have released your bombs and flying over your target, that half your team is right in the middle of the strike zone.

#unkown+1: While waiting for your chopper to respawn at your base, you will most likely be artilleried seconds before the chopper appears. Chance of this happening multiplies 3 fold for every teammate waiting to rush into that cobra.

VirtuaLResistancE wrote:

So many and so true....

I've also noticed that when I try to sneak a cigarette in during the long drives or the rare quite moments, something crazy happens and I drop the ashes on my shirt, Other critical moments either the cat jumps in front of the monitor or Norton reminds me to update my subscription before it expires.

Hahahaha! knock the mouse around and all hell breaks loose on the desk.

Another One:        When you finally made it into the jet after the spawn rush, Almost EVERY TIME some n00b will either park their Jeep on the runway, stand in front of the jet waiting to punish for the tk or put a land mine infront of the front wheel on the jet.