Your a fully trained soldier that CAN; heal anything, bring the dead back to life, erect a bombed bridge in 30 seconds, parachute off 1 story buildings, and take a sniper round to the chest without dying.
Your a fully trained soldier that CANNOT; sprint for more than 8 seconds, jump a 5 foot drop without damage, walk up the slightest of slopes, climb onto a river bank, walk through trees or camoflauge yourself in grass.
Your AT rocket will totally destroy that jeep but wont pass through that wire fence.
You cant kill anyone by stabbing them in the chest but being stabbed in the leg through a wall will cause instant death.
Chasing a knife badge will seriously affect your kill/death ratio!!!!!
After unloading a full clip into someones chest at point blank range, they will go prone and fire 1 shot into your foot killing you instantly when you have 100% health.
You WILL turn a corner only to see an enemy drop - roll - fire once - hit you between the eyes and kill you from 300 yards, all within 0.2463 seconds at least once each round. You WILL want to shout AIMBOT! but you wont incase he really is THAT good thus making you look foolish.
When knife fighting away from battle, someone from your team or the enemies team WILL start shooting at you both. Niether of you will get a knife kill.
When you exit a burning APC, you WILL always exit the side the enemy tank is shooting from.
You will ALWAYS have your rifle on 'single shot' when turning a corner and run into 3 enemy soldiers 2 yards away.
When running for cover from a tank/apc you will ALWAYS run out of sprint 2 seconds before reaching safety.
When you're with your squad there will NEVER be anyone to kill. When you're all alone you will ALWAYS be hiding behind a wall surrounded by 1 tank, 2 APC's and spawning enemies with a blackhawk overhead.
5 seconds away from capping a flag your commander will ALWAYS arty your position.
When you've just joined a server it will ALWAYS end within 30 seconds, with you on the winning side, with '0' points.
When you've played all round and have 115 points you will ALWAYS be swapped to the losing side 30 seconds before the end losing the x2 bonus.
As an Engineer.............No-one will EVER let you repair their tank untill it's too late and the tank blows up in your face just as you start to fix it.
As Support.............Teammates will NEVER shout, 'I'm bingo on ammo!' until they have 2 pistol rounds left and are on the other side of the map.
As Sniper/Assualt............You will always be surrounded by tanks/apc's.
As Anti-Tank............You will always be surrounded be troops out of range of your DAO-12.