BF2S Forums Punishing knubs...

I think this has been discussed before many times. People get pissed off by being teamkilled becuz it messes up their stats. Their only comfort is knowing the "asshole teamkiller" is punished.

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People are too immature to handle the system of having some 'power' put in their hands.

I think a proverb from the BF2 Bible will be fitting here.

Always Punish Team Kills! - This is the primary goal of Battlefield 2; to punish your teammates as much as possible and as frequently as possible! Unleash your unbridled nerd rage to lash out upon all that surround you, taking out years of aggression on digital representations of those who beat you up in junior high school and forced you to drink roofing tar. Did a teammate somehow kill you after your character ran directly in front of his jeep, giving him absolutely no chance to stop or avoid you? Punish them! Did you decide to hold a breakdancing jamboree on top of a minefield, one where you're the guest of honor? Make them pay! You're untouchable online, and every punishment for a team kill gets you one step closer to defeating the ghosts of Billy Reynolds, the football player who caught and made fun of you in the locker room for masturbating to an erotic drawing of Garfield. Be sure to always punish for team kills if you play on the American side, as our country is known far and wide for its citizens blaming others for their own unbridled idiocy.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2006-05-10 19:58:05)

RDMC(2) wrote:

I hate the guys that don't wait for the sorry, personally I will usually forgive, but depending on my mood I will only forgive when someone says sorry. And yes sometimes I just smashed the Page Down button. Shit happens..but its annoyin that some people dont wait for the ''Sorry, chief''

its bad even when you do get the sorry cheif part, and they still do it

Knubs?

So... What else is new?

BolvisOculus wrote:

Perfect description of the punish system.

Wow, that is perfect! +100 for you.

I always punish, because they took off 15 seconds of my time to play. I then make them tk me again(sometimes I dont have to because they're pissed, lol.)

There are some servers which I think have it sorted and I prefer to play in them. They have tk punish disabled, but kick you if you have a negative score.
At least this way, for accidental tks, you dont get -8 score out of it.
#1 thing Ive learnt - stay away from 64man karkand servers. 1 wrong nade, and you get tk punished straight off.

BolvisOculus wrote:

I think a proverb from the BF2 Bible will be fitting here.

Always Punish Team Kills! - This is the primary goal of Battlefield 2; to punish your teammates as much as possible and as frequently as possible! Unleash your unbridled nerd rage to lash out upon all that surround you, taking out years of aggression on digital representations of those who beat you up in junior high school and forced you to drink roofing tar. Did a teammate somehow kill you after your character ran directly in front of his jeep, giving him absolutely no chance to stop or avoid you? Punish them! Did you decide to hold a breakdancing jamboree on top of a minefield, one where you're the guest of honor? Make them pay! You're untouchable online, and every punishment for a team kill gets you one step closer to defeating the ghosts of Billy Reynolds, the football player who caught and made fun of you in the locker room for masturbating to an erotic drawing of Garfield. Be sure to always punish for team kills if you play on the American side, as our country is known far and wide for its citizens blaming others for their own unbridled idiocy.

This is from somethingawful.com is it not? Very very funny guide

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

Viper38 wrote:

BolvisOculus wrote:

I think a proverb from the BF2 Bible will be fitting here.

Always Punish Team Kills! - This is the primary goal of Battlefield 2; to punish your teammates as much as possible and as frequently as possible! Unleash your unbridled nerd rage to lash out upon all that surround you, taking out years of aggression on digital representations of those who beat you up in junior high school and forced you to drink roofing tar. Did a teammate somehow kill you after your character ran directly in front of his jeep, giving him absolutely no chance to stop or avoid you? Punish them! Did you decide to hold a breakdancing jamboree on top of a minefield, one where you're the guest of honor? Make them pay! You're untouchable online, and every punishment for a team kill gets you one step closer to defeating the ghosts of Billy Reynolds, the football player who caught and made fun of you in the locker room for masturbating to an erotic drawing of Garfield. Be sure to always punish for team kills if you play on the American side, as our country is known far and wide for its citizens blaming others for their own unbridled idiocy.

This is from somethingawful.com is it not? Very very funny guide

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

That guide fucking rules!

yup thats somethingawful.com.  it is almost the funniest thing i ever read. even the third time i read it i was laughing until i was crying.  does anyone else no of any similar "guides"?

BolvisOculus wrote:

FromTheAshes wrote:

I always punish, because they took off 15 seconds of my time to play. I then make them tk me again(sometimes I dont have to because they're pissed, lol.)

because it was their fault that you hurled yor body accross the road without looking to see if a jeep is coming by at a speed where it would be impossible to avoid you.

I only do it if they do it first(even if they forgave, they still got me -4)

Last edited by FromTheAshes (2006-05-11 15:56:04)