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"tupla_s possesses the power to take control of electricity and bend it to his will. He likewise can steal the mental attributes of his enemies and use it against them, but doing so drains his fortitude for one hour. tupla_s is able to skim the memories of others."

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Varegg can transform any bird into mental energy, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Also, he possesses the power to kick heat beams from his bracelets against a series of combatants and he attacks wielding a wicked pair of spikes made from titanium. Varegg is able to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it in a field around himself, but using this power draws a lot of attention. He also is protected from damage by alien technology. Tragically, Varegg becomes foolish in the presence of glass.


Hehe.

Polarbearz has mastered the ability to communicate with squids through a mental link. It also is known for its marvelous skill at moving silently and it has been known to launch deadly radiation from its bracers against a series of assailants. Polarbearz can change shape into a ninja and it possesses the power to create adamantium out of thin air, however doing so drains its resistance to mental attack for six seconds. Lamentably, Polarbearz is deathly afraid of spiders.

Really, spiders ?

An asshat Moderator has been known to transform words into meaningless nonsence. Additionally, it developed the talent to steal the ideas of its forum-members and use it against them and it possesses the power to communicate with snakes verbally. An asshat Moderator has mastered the ability to make duplicates of itself, however using this power makes it almost weightless for sixty seconds. Additionally, it is able to become incredibly annoying and it is able to skim the memories of others, but using this power draws a lot of attention. An asshat Moderator has a legendary ability to sense bullshit and it has learned to absorb the critisism from all member-attacks and use it to decrease its flexibility. It also can create bans out of thin air and it has the power to ignore good posts. Tragically, An asshat Moderator becomes horribly disfigured in the presence of air.


Just thought you guys should know, it explains a lot of their behaviour ;-)

Last edited by Varegg (2006-05-09 04:15:04)

My left nut has mastered the ability to take control of gravity and bend it to its will, however it must speak words of power to do so. Also, it developed the talent to skim the memories of others and it has the power to change shape into a bull. My left nut has been known to teleport into computers and it has a reputation for an unbelievable massive subterranean lair. Shamefully, My left nut is especially vulnerable to physical matter-based attacks.

Stomper_40k has the power to spray sonic waves from his hands against any combatant in sight. Additionally, he is protected from damage by alien technology and he possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Stomper_40k has been known to become camouflaged, however never in winter. Additionally, he has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid mental energy and he can steal all powers of his antagonists and use it against them. Stomper_40k has the power to rocket from rooftop to rooftop using a legendary jetpack, but doing so makes him extremely smelly for one minute. Also, he has learned to copy the mental attributes of his assailants.

Fear me!

Cougar's Penis has learned to view distant locations with his mind. Also, he has mastered the ability to change shape into a cow and he is known for his fantastic power to recover quickly from wounds. Cougar's Penis is able to jump through the air and he rides a magnificent lizard into battle. He resists foes wielding a cataclysmic tentacle that also grants a terrific agility and he owns all of the powers and talents of a cow.