one more try:
cunt possesses all of the powers and talents of a shark. Additionally, he can become incorporeal and he wages war with a razor-sharp cluster of spikes. cunt is able to copy any one power of his combatants and he has an unusual intelligence. He likewise can tunnel through solid sand and he possesses the power to transform any dinosaur into a salamander. cunt has the power to take control of darkness and bend it to his will and he lords over a collection of machines. He also is known for his incredible flexibility and he developed the talent to deflect deafening sounds. cunt has learned to sculpt and mold all adamantium with a thought, however never while in pain. Additionally, he has the ability to become gigantic and he has mastered the ability to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them toward any adversary close by. cunt has been known to make duplicates of himself. Unfortunately, cunt becomes slimy in the presence of magic.
cunt has the power to communicate with hats in any language. Additionally, he lords over a pattern of frogs, but can only do so once a day. cunt wrangles with opponents with a cruel whip and he developed the talent to make duplicates of himself, however only while thinking hard. He likewise has been known to erase the memories of others and he has a reputation for an unusual strength. cunt can kick flame from his trained beetle toward a single enemy and he is able to transform adamantium into air. Also, he has learned to take control of squids and he owns all of the powers and talents of a shark. cunt has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind and he possesses the power to transform any salamander into corbomite, but never during a full moon. He is protected from damage by power armor, but using this power makes him almost weightless for one day. cunt can deflect electricity and he has been known to become invisible. Tragically, cunt takes harm from exposure to rubber.
there you have it: no more condoms. use the patch bitch!
this thing is fucking designed for this or something:
cunt is protected from damage by a tough outer shell. Additionally, he is able to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to magnify his leadership ability and he has the power to tunnel through solid glass. cunt developed the talent to transform sand into cloth and he has the ability to slide to far-off planets. Additionally, he owns an awe-inspiring proficiency at disguise, but never in bright light. cunt has mastered the ability to create adamantium out of thin air, however only when concentrating. He also has learned to copy any talent of his combatants and he has been known to make ants appear from nowhere, but only during a full moon. cunt has the power to teleport into the minds of foes using a spectacular horse and he possesses the power to change shape into a badger. He can skim the memories of others and he is able to become incredibly massive. cunt can block lightning bolts and deflect them toward any rival close by and he can force rabbits into a deep sleep. Shamefully, cunt struggles with being extremely smelly.
can't you just picture this?
cunt has learned to force werewolves to run home and cry to mama. Additionally, he developed the talent to sculpt and mold all rubber with a thought and he has the power to become gigantic. cunt can take control of vampires and he has mastered the ability to transform any earthworm into a monkey. He has been known to absorb the damage from radiation and redirect it toward a distant area and he lords over a group of spiders. cunt is protected from damage by resilient skin, but never when concentrating. Additionally, he resists foes with a savage rifle, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. cunt has the ability to jump to a microscopic world using a terrific police call box and he has the power to spit fireballs from his staff in a field around himself. He likewise brawls using an explosive crossbow that also grants a bewildering resilience and he is able to become tiny. cunt rides a wondrous plane into battle, but only in darkness. Also, he has a reputation for a bizarre agility. Lamentably, cunt is handicapped by being woefully unskilled at driving.
cunt brawls wielding a venomous energy blade. He likewise displays all of the powers and talents of a grue and he has mastered the ability to steal the skills of his enemies and use it against them. cunt possesses the power to create silver out of thin air and he is able to become invisible. He lords over a horde of grues and he has been known to communicate with penguins verbally. cunt has learned to transform any ox into shadow and he is known for his unusual sense of smell. Additionally, he has the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against a series of foes and he is able to make duplicates of himself, but only during a full moon. cunt can confuse the vision of an adversary and he developed the talent to deflect powerful magnetic fields, however he must speak words of power to do so. Also, he can spin like a whirlwind and he rides an amazing surfboard into battle, but doing so makes him ugly for one week. Lamentably, cunt is notorious for being completely incapable of gathering information.
Last edited by Ender2309 (2006-05-06 21:37:35)
