My Incredible Discovery! (DICE/EA) 100% True MUST READ!!!!

2006-05-06 14:10:08

#51

Auqakuh2213: Bianchi Whore.; +53|7117

I can just see a headline: "EA / DICE Vampires Run Rampant: Internet Generation Spells 'Stake' Wrong, Dies".

"Keystroke Error Costs Gamers Dear In Vampire Slice 'n' DICE Frenzy."

"DICE: On the Pulse of Modern Gaming - Sinks Teeth Deep."

Well, I thought they were funny. *sniff*

Last edited by Auqakuh2213 (2006-05-06 15:09:22)

2006-05-06 14:16:03

#52

bobislost: Member; +3|7102|uk

vampires dont have reflections but they do cast shadows, just not from sunlight cause well their vampires and would burst into flames etc

2006-05-06 18:23:14

#53

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

dannydee223 wrote:
polarbearz is a sad bastard.

2006-05-06 18:39:42

#54

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7212|Dallas

WRONG!

EA/DICE are not Vampires, nor Ghosts, nor Goblins, but in fact it has been proven that they are......dun dun DUUUUNNNN....HORSEDICKS.

Yes friends, horsedicks. It can be proven that they are in fact horsedicks by the mere fact that they cater to each and every cow vagina that comes thier way, and we all know that if there is one thing Horse's love, it's some good ole Cow Vagina.

2006-05-06 23:09:27

#55

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

Cougar wrote:
WRONG!

EA/DICE are not Vampires, nor Ghosts, nor Goblins, but in fact it has been proven that they are......dun dun DUUUUNNNN....HORSEDICKS.

Yes friends, horsedicks. It can be proven that they are in fact horsedicks by the mere fact that they cater to each and every cow vagina that comes thier way, and we all know that if there is one thing Horse's love, it's some good ole Cow Vagina.

No evidence you liar!

2006-05-06 23:14:07

#56

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|7140|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

polarbearz wrote:
dannydee223 wrote:
polarbearz is a sad bastard.

Agreed. Another +1 from me to bearz!

2006-05-06 23:36:55

#57

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7212|Dallas

polarbearz wrote:
Cougar wrote:
WRONG!

EA/DICE are not Vampires, nor Ghosts, nor Goblins, but in fact it has been proven that they are......dun dun DUUUUNNNN....HORSEDICKS.

Yes friends, horsedicks. It can be proven that they are in fact horsedicks by the mere fact that they cater to each and every cow vagina that comes thier way, and we all know that if there is one thing Horse's love, it's some good ole Cow Vagina.
No evidence you liar!

I move to strike. 1.2 is evidence enough. EA are horsedicks. Your honor I rest my case.

2006-05-06 23:39:55

#58

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|7140|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

Cougar wrote:
polarbearz wrote:
Cougar wrote:
WRONG!

EA/DICE are not Vampires, nor Ghosts, nor Goblins, but in fact it has been proven that they are......dun dun DUUUUNNNN....HORSEDICKS.

Yes friends, horsedicks. It can be proven that they are in fact horsedicks by the mere fact that they cater to each and every cow vagina that comes thier way, and we all know that if there is one thing Horse's love, it's some good ole Cow Vagina.
No evidence you liar!
I move to strike. 1.2 is evidence enough. EA are horsedicks. Your honor I rest my case.

Case closed. Cougar wins!

2006-05-06 23:51:08

#59

Maj.Do: Member; +85|7200|good old CA

ahahhahah +1

2006-05-07 02:43:55

#60

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7113|NT, like Mick Dundee

Flecco wrote:
Polabearz. Are you on drugs? Or do your doctors require you to take them? Or both?

Waiting for an answer...

Cougar, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to use the Chewbacca defence on this case (Southpark anybody? ).

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-05-07 23:18:52

#61

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

Flecco wrote:
Polabearz. Are you on drugs? Or do your doctors require you to take them? Or both?

Both

*Mutters Darkly about Unbelievers who're going to be sucked dry soon*

2006-05-07 23:26:48

#62

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7258|Nårvei

Best thing just to be sure is to shoot everone u see ingame shadow or no shadow, taking the time to look for a shadow could just cost you your life.

Tnx for the warning Bearz -1 just because your so sweet ;-)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-07 23:47:19

#63

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

But but... they're EVIL! IF THEY SNEAK UP BEHIND YOU THEY DON'T THROW NO SHADOW!!!

And and... they aren't even big breasted blond and hot.

2006-05-08 05:01:34

#64

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

Who the fuck is this:

https://www.astrochimp.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/010604-mr-t.png

2006-05-08 05:03:31

#65

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7258|Nårvei

Mr.T

He beat Chuck Norris`s ass real good !

*Pound pound* ... now take that Chuck ... *pound pound*

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-08 05:03:32

#66

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7113|NT, like Mick Dundee

Who is that?

EDIT

Mr. T I mean... We all know Chuck Norris.....

Last edited by Flecco (2006-05-08 05:12:51)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-05-08 05:21:10

#67

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7286

This is funny as all hell.

2006-05-08 05:35:04

#68

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7113|NT, like Mick Dundee

polarbearz wrote:
Flecco wrote:
Polabearz. Are you on drugs? Or do your doctors require you to take them? Or both?
Both

*Mutters Darkly about Unbelievers who're going to be sucked dry soon*

Sooo... Where can I get some of whatever it is you take? Besides, I seem to remember something about an execution in Singapore recently over Heroin charges...

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-05-08 18:04:12

#69

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

Flecco wrote:
Sooo... Where can I get some of whatever it is you take? Besides, I seem to remember something about an execution in Singapore recently over Heroin charges...

Try the local mental institution. Tranquilisers etc etc are fun shit!

2006-05-08 18:17:19

#70

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7212|Dallas

polarbearz wrote:
Flecco wrote:
Sooo... Where can I get some of whatever it is you take? Besides, I seem to remember something about an execution in Singapore recently over Heroin charges...
Try the local mental institution. Tranquilisers etc etc are fun shit!

Or you could dress up like a bear and attack some school kids.

Much easier than breaking into a mental institution or a zoo.

2006-05-08 18:23:22

#71

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|7080|Derby, England

Moved to Not BF2 and NOT BF2s Section theridle I posted Post your answears there

Last edited by badhq (2006-05-08 18:29:29)

2006-05-08 18:29:51

#72

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|7237|Singapore

Lol Boris: its an old one: you're not supposed to multiply everything up again, you're supposed to do it backwards, add it up and subtract.

2006-05-08 18:38:54

#73

gazzie: Pulls out gun, Watch him run; +39|7170|England

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Dont forget zombies

2006-05-08 18:45:41

#74

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7212|Dallas

gazzie wrote:
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Dont forget zombies

OHH I SEE, JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK HE'S GOTTA BE A ZOMBIE!!??

You BASTARD!

2006-05-08 19:10:11

#75

gazzie: Pulls out gun, Watch him run; +39|7170|England

Lol no n00b if it was a white person i would of still took the screen shot did i make any racial comments??

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