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I would never post a cadence up here I know too many and Im sick of em.  I think anyone else who did a lot of pt/roadmarching will feel me here

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my back aches
my butt's too tight
my body shakes from left to right

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Here we go again
Same old stuff again
Marching down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will you

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Your in the Army now,
Your not behind the clouds,
You'll never get rich you son of a bitch,
Your in the Army now!

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Dont remember any more....

no....anyone who is so interested in posting military cadences clearly never had to do them for a living

I don't call them unless they can get me into trouble.

My favorite Marching Cadence from my Infantry days:

Hey hey babareeba,
Hey hey babareeba.

I wish that all the ladies
were pies on a shelf,
and I was a baker,
I'd eat 'em all myself.

Hey hey babareeba,
Hey hey babareeba.

I wish that all the ladies
were bricks in a pile,
and I was a mason
I'd lay 'em all like tile.

Hey hey babareeba,
Hey hey babareeba.

I wish that all the ladies
were holes in the road,
and I was a dump truck
I'd fill 'em with my load.

Hey hey babareeba,
Hey hey babareeba.

od1ous wrote:

TRP A 2-7th CAV HQ FORSCOM Fort Carson.  Before that 1st Armor Div 3rd battalion Bamberg Germany. 

Army service ribbon/National defense ribbon/ Overseas service ribbon/Army achievment medal/Southwest Asia service medal w/3 bronze service stars/Expert pistol badge M9 MM pistol, hand grenade.  Also received The Conspicious Service cross presented to me by Colin Powell & Mario Cuomo personally during the victory parade in NY City 22nd june 1992. 

Dont speak about shit you dont understand gunslinger.

your the one starting off like an asshole.  you were in my same battalion and company right before they changed designation from Squadron to battalion and moved from 4th id to 1st cav.  I was A 2-7 Cav 1CD 2000 till 2005.  I was also in Iraq the second time around IN country as a part of TF Baghdad 1st Cav division.....who cares who or what medals you got buddy your preaching the choir, I got an arcom with a v device for some shit that happened in BAGHDAD in the summer of 2004.


you still sound like your full of shit, a real soldier dont go bragging about there granade profieciency unless they just got out of basic..   and 1st armored 3rd battalion what????? I smell bullshit

YOU sir dont speak about shit YOU dont know about



GARRYOWEN


GHOST BATTALION

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2006-05-01 15:17:22)

paratrooper307 wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

od1ous wrote:

TRP A 2-7th CAV HQ FORSCOM Fort Carson.  Before that 1st Armor Div 3rd battalion Bamberg Germany. 

Army service ribbon/National defense ribbon/ Overseas service ribbon/Army achievment medal/Southwest Asia service medal w/3 bronze service stars/Expert pistol badge M9 MM pistol, hand grenade.  Also received The Conspicious Service cross presented to me by Colin Powell & Mario Cuomo personally during the victory parade in NY City 22nd june 1992. 

Dont speak about shit you dont understand gunslinger.

your the one starting off like an asshole.  you were in my same battalion and company right before they changed designation from Squadron to battalion and moved from 4th id to 1st cav.  I was A 2-7 Cav 1CD 2000 till 2005.  I was also in Iraq the second time around IN country as a part of TF Baghdad 1st Cav division.....who cares who or what medals you got buddy your preaching the choir, I got an arcom with a v device for some shit that happened in BAGHDAD in the summer of 2004.


you still sound like your full of shit, a real soldier dont go bragging about there granade profieciency unless they just got out of basic..   and 1st armored 3rd battalion what????? I smell bullshit

YOU sir dont speak about shit YOU dont know about



GARRYOWEN


GHOST BATTALION

this is true I used to bragg about my expert bayonet and granade now im like eh I dont even have then any more let alone talk about them.
but on the other hand he might just be super proud of himself and likes to brag??? " i just want to go home" lol

YO man how was ft polk.   I just talked to a buddy of mine from my old company and it looks like they just started a JRTC rotation, Im guess they replaced your unit

my time in JRTC:

10 days straight in the freezing louisianna woods without shower or change of clothes/drawers and 3 pairs of socks.  then after those 10 days all we did was pratice on how to get killed by the OPFOR for about 2 more weeks with a few showers here and there.   Waste of time, iraqis cant fight nearly as good as OPFOR but the few MILES firefights we got into were kinda fun till I died a few times and went to mortuary affairs.  Was I lying about the barracks

Funny thing about JRTC: I have never met anyone who went through in the summer!  Everyone always went in February or March or something, when it is cold, wet and fucking miserable.  Has anyone ever gone in July when it is hot and miserable?

OPFOR there plays the MILES game big time.  I went in 1994.  Bastards hid behind bushes and plywood and shit.  Do that in a real firefight fucker!

od1ous wrote:

TRP A 2-7th CAV HQ FORSCOM Fort Carson.  Before that 1st Armor Div 3rd battalion Bamberg Germany. 

Army service ribbon/National defense ribbon/ Overseas service ribbon/Army achievment medal/Southwest Asia service medal w/3 bronze service stars/Expert pistol badge M9 MM pistol, hand grenade.  Also received The Conspicious Service cross presented to me by Colin Powell & Mario Cuomo personally during the victory parade in NY City 22nd june 1992.

So you get the three ribbons straight out of basic.  YAY.
Then you don't have expert rifle there, BOLO?

And the Suspicious Service Cross is a NEW YORK STATE AWARD JACKASS!
Suspicious Service Cross
What was the qualifing medal from the service?  The Purple Heart you got from jacking off in the supply closet and hurting yourself when a shelf fell on you?
Given by Powell & Cuomo.  Sure.  Someone told you "Hey there's a General giving out medals from the back of that jeep over there."

Betcha your setting the world on fire these days as you get ready to try the State Trooper test right?
You go Fowler!

And for your info, I've shot expert pistol AND rifle on an actual training course used for State Guard.
Perks of being a combat vet's kid.  It's not hard, retard. Can you tie your own shoes, and lift the toilet seat too? I bet you can even walk a few steps without falling down and you hardly ever pee your pants anymore.

Go away.

rdx-fx wrote:

Favorite running cadence;

<breathe in>
<left foot hits the ground>
<keep breathing in>
<left foot hits the ground>
<breathe out>
<left foot hits the ground>
<keep breathing out>
repeat as necessary

[No infernal racket of cadence = I'm not stuck in a formation run = happy me]

a million karma.  nobody I knew liked running in cadence, we just wanted to get the run over with so we could hit up the difac.


tell me if Im wrong.  I have NEVER done PT without hearing the most famous over used  cadence in the world



C-130 rolling down the strip...........

oh god the horrors

FubarJonny wrote:

I dont wanna be no Green Beret
They only PT once a day

I dont wanna be no Ariborne Ranger
I wanna live a live of danger

I dont wanna be Fag recon
I wanna stay until the job is done

I wanna be a seal team member
I wanna swim the deep blue sea
I wanna live a life of danger
Pick up your swim fins and run with me

Hahaha, hell yeah. SEALs are the way to be. I'm getting a contract in a few months and gonna ship out and go for the SEALs.

I bring the horror to you with all the spiffy variants.  This is for blowing me up when I played against you a few weeks ago on the J4F server. 

C-130 rolling down the strip
Airborne daddy on a one way trip
Mission uncertain, destination unknown
We don't know if we're ever coming home
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If my main don't open wide
I got another one by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out ground I'm coming through
Slip to the right and slip to the left
Slip on down, do a PLF
Hit the drop zone with my feet apart
Legs in my stomach and feet in my heart
If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my wings upon my chest
Bury me in the leaning rest
If I die in the Spanish Moors
Bury me deep with a case of Coors
If I die in Korean mud
Bury me deep with a case of Bud
If I die in a firefight
Bury me deep with a case of Lite
If I die in a German blitz
Bury me deep with a case of Schlitz
If I die, don't bring me back
Just bury me with a case of Jack
Variations on this rendition include the words "Ranger" or "momma" in place of Daddy following Airborne in the second line. Another 'cleaner' variation on this cadence:

C-130

C-130 rolling down the strip,
Airborne daddy's gonna take a little trip.
Stand-up, Hook-up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and count to four.
But if my main don't open wide,
I've got another by my side.
And if that one should fail me too,
Look out ground, I'm coming through.
Ruck sack, jump boots, and my M-16,
That's' all that's going on the jump with me.
Gonna slip to the right, and slip to the left,
Slip right on down to the PLF.
And if I die in the old drop zone,
Box me up and ship me home.
Then tell my girl I did my best,
And bury me in the leaning rest!
Dress me up in my dress blues,
Spit-shined jump boots, no straight leg shoes.
Pin my wings upon chest,
Tell my mom I did my best
Another variant:

C-130

C-130 Rolling down the strip.
Airborne daddy on a one-way trip.
Mission unspoken, destination unknown.
They don't even know if they'll ever come home.
Stand up hook up, shuffle to the door.
Jump right out and count to four.
If my main don't open wide.
I've got a reserve my by side.
If that one don't fail me too.
Look out ground, I'm a comin through
Pin my medals upon my chest,
and bury me in the leaning rest.
When I get to heaven.
St. Peter's gonna say.
How'd you earn your livin?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I will reply with a little bit of anger:
Earned my pay as an Recon Ranger
An amusing variant that I don't think they use on parent day or the 4th of July parade:

C-130

C-130 going down the strip
blew a tire and the muthafucka flipped
Well the C-130 ain't flying today
Air Force pilot went UA
Mission top secret destination unknown
so his sorry ass just stayed at home
The Colonel had a mission that he had to complete
So he reached for the phone down at his feet
He thought just a second then he said "What the Heck"
dialed 1-800-LEATHER NECK
And another, this one not quite as amusing, but still not bad:

C-130

C-130 rollin down the strip,
Airborne daddy gonna take a little trip.
Stand up, buckle up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and count to four.
If my chute don't open wide,
I'll be splattered on the countryside.
If my chute don't open wide,
I got another one by my side.
If that chute don't open neither,
I'll say hi to ol' St. Peter.
If I die on the ol' drop zone,
Pack me up and ship me home.
Bury me in the leanin' rest,
Tell my folks I did my best.
Here'S another:

C-130

I don't know but I think I might
Jump from an airplane while in flight
Soldier, soldier, have you heard
I'm gonna jump from a big iron bird
Up in the morning in the drizzlin' rain
Packed my chute and boarded the plane
C-130 rollin' down the strip
64 Rangers on a one-way trip
Mission Top Secret, destination unknown
They don't know if their ever coming home
When my plane gets up so high
Airborne troopers gonna dance in the sky
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If my main don't open wide
I got a reserve by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out ground, I'm a-coming through
If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me home
Bury speakers all around my head
So I can rock with the Grateful Dead
Bury speakers all around my toes
So I can rock with Axl Rose
If I die on a Chinese hill
Take my watch or the commies will
If I die in the Korean mud
Bury me with a case of Bud
Put my wings upon my chest
And tell my Mom I did my best