My naughty toy.

2006-04-28 10:04:49

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6972|Dallas

Go here---> http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

It is work safe BTW.

Everynight before I play BF2 I put this thing on and then I bring up my stats page and begin fondeling myself why looking at my ribbons and badges. Later it develops into full fledged masturbation followed by a short trip to KFC for some chicken that I can rub the essence of my being into. Then I start up BF2.

Does this turn you on? Would you like to bring your lil fetish toy to my house and make sweaty chicken grease induced masturbation before a round of BF2? Vote in the poll to find out who the real hardcore people are in these forums.

mmmMMMMmm

2006-04-28 10:10:40

#2

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6898|Devon, England

come again?!

2006-04-28 10:11:44

#3

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|6840|Derby, England

Cougar wrote:
Go here---> http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

It is work safe BTW.

Everynight before I play BF2 I put this thing on and then I bring up my stats page and begin fondeling myself why looking at my ribbons and badges. Later it develops into full fledged masturbation followed by a short trip to KFC for some chicken that I can rub the essence of my being into. Then I start up BF2.

Does this turn you on? Would you like to bring your lil fetish toy to my house and make sweaty chicken grease induced masturbation before a round of BF2? Vote in the poll to find out who the real hardcore people are in these forums.

mmmMMMMmm

You need help +1 for Funny post

2006-04-28 10:12:30

#4

MuseSeeker: 2142 Soldier: Behenaut; +110|6983|EUR

This thread loses. The belly doesnt.

2006-04-28 10:12:52

#5

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

Cougar caught teh ghey

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-04-28 10:13:12)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-04-28 10:17:48

#6

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6790|MANCHESTERRR

OMFG!! I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE! Finally! a way to get pissed in church!

Joke...*LFuA*

2006-04-28 10:27:40

#7

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6972|Dallas

King_County_Downy wrote:
Cougar caught teh ghey

I'm not gay. My girlfriend stands in the corner and watches while rubbing lard all over her armpits.

We're kinky like that.

2006-04-28 10:28:38

#8

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|6840|Derby, England

Cougar wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Cougar caught teh ghey
I'm not gay. My girlfriend stands in the corner and watches while rubbing lard all over her armpits.

We're kinky like that.

I think I had enugh Kinkines for the day thanx

2006-04-28 10:32:35

#9

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6805|Seattle

Cougar wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Cougar caught teh ghey
I'm not gay. My girlfriend stands in the corner and watches while rubbing lard all over her armpits.

We're kinky like that.

LMAO!!!!

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-04-28 10:34:28

#10

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6902|Howell, Mi USA

Cool idea but my beer belly sticks out already.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-04-28 10:39:02

#11

CoconutBlitz: I've had the diarrheas since Easters; +145|6797|California U.S.A

FFLink13 wrote:
come again?!

Cougar might have but I'm NOT checking.

2006-04-28 10:42:21

#12

[BSUS]wishous: Member; +15|6896|Boise, ID

No, oh, hell no (even though, I AM a "chubby chaser" )

But..

"Cougar"..

You wanna know what turns me on?

My:

https://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7479/dcp3320small7yj.jpg

2006-04-28 11:19:46

#13

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6972|Dallas

[BSUS]wishous wrote:
No, oh, hell no (even though, I AM a "chubby chaser" )

But..

"Cougar"..

You wanna know what turns me on?

My:

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7479 … all7yj.jpg

Cars don't really turn me on. Mainly because after one use it is too hard to get the smell out. I prefer truck stop bathrooms.

Kinda like disposable brothels.

2006-04-28 11:42:36

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6969

Cougar wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Cougar caught teh ghey
I'm not gay. My girlfriend stands in the corner and watches while rubbing lard all over her armpits.

We're kinky like that.

I am at work and can't stop laughing asshole. I should give you -1 for making look unproductive.

2006-04-28 12:06:46

#15

[BSUS]wishous: Member; +15|6896|Boise, ID

Cougar wrote:
[BSUS]wishous wrote:
No, oh, hell no (even though, I AM a "chubby chaser" )

But..

"Cougar"..

You wanna know what turns me on?

My:

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7479 … all7yj.jpg

Cars don't really turn me on. Mainly because after one use it is too hard to get the smell out. I prefer truck stop bathrooms.

Kinda like disposable brothels.

See, for a chick like me though, we don't have to worry about that.

2006-04-28 12:13:48

#16

My_pet_squirrel: Have you seen my nutz?; +126|6828

Im probably the only person here that doesn't like the taste of beer but that is spiffy.

2006-04-28 12:27:16

#17

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6972|Dallas

[BSUS]wishous wrote:
Cougar wrote:
[BSUS]wishous wrote:
No, oh, hell no (even though, I AM a "chubby chaser" )

But..

"Cougar"..

You wanna know what turns me on?

My:

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7479 … all7yj.jpg

Cars don't really turn me on. Mainly because after one use it is too hard to get the smell out. I prefer truck stop bathrooms.

Kinda like disposable brothels.
See, for a chick like me though, we don't have to worry about that.

What? Are you saying your foo-foo don't stink or that you don't have a problem with truck stop bathrooms?

If your saying your foo-foo doesn't stink, then that probably means it's broken, as it is a fact that all foo-foo's have thier own distinct aroma.

If your saying you don't have a problem with truck stop bathrooms, I know of one I haven't used yet and I can meet you there. I'll even bring the quarter for the condom machine....that is, if it isn't broken.

2006-04-28 12:32:09

#18

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6969

Cougar wrote:
[BSUS]wishous wrote:
Cougar wrote:

Cars don't really turn me on. Mainly because after one use it is too hard to get the smell out. I prefer truck stop bathrooms.

Kinda like disposable brothels.
See, for a chick like me though, we don't have to worry about that.
What? Are you saying your foo-foo don't stink or that you don't have a problem with truck stop bathrooms?

If your saying your foo-foo doesn't stink, then that probably means it's broken, as it is a fact that all foo-foo's have thier own distinct aroma.

If your saying you don't have a problem with truck stop bathrooms, I know of one I haven't used yet and I can meet you there. I'll even bring the quarter for the condom machine....that is, if it isn't broken.

I thought she was trying to say that she is a "Diver," but who knows.

2006-04-28 13:19:55

#19

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6972|Dallas

usmarine2005 wrote:
I thought she was trying to say that she is a "Diver," but who knows.

That's cool. I have sex in dumpsters before too.

2006-04-28 13:31:59

#20

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6897|Tampa Bay Florida

for 5 seconds, I was actually excited.

2006-04-28 13:47:40

#21

baune2377dk: Member; +11|6785|Copenhagen / Denmark / Europe

Cougar wrote:
King_County_Downy wrote:
Cougar caught teh ghey
I'm not gay. My girlfriend stands in the corner and watches while rubbing lard all over her armpits.

We're kinky like that.

Where do we meet!

2006-04-28 13:58:44

#22

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6897|Tampa Bay Florida

Can someone post something that ACUTALLY turns people on? like seriously? please?

2006-04-28 14:21:16

#23

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|6840|Derby, England

Spearhead wrote:
Can someone post something that ACUTALLY turns people on? like seriously? please?

why you gettin turned on allready ? Here you go sumthing sexxy

https://www.kahunavideo.com/images/Old_woman_on_the_beach_in_Cuco.JPG

Mmmmm Wet t-shirt contest Just for you Bro

Hows that for Sexxy

2006-04-28 14:23:42

#24

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6972|Dallas

I'd hit it.

2006-04-28 14:34:56

#25

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|6840|Derby, England

Cougar wrote:
I'd hit it.

I know you would I wasent debeting that they guy up the top wanted Sumthing Sexxy so me hooked brother out, i can even hook him with her Mob Number

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Hell No	26%	26% - 27
Ohh Wtf!!	37%	37% - 38
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