284. If your teammate actually goes to pick you up after you say you need a ride, a jet will come out of nowhere and kill you both as soon as you hop in.
285. Right when a opponent is idle you whip out your knife and right when you were going to click for the kill, your system lags and disconnects you from the server...
286. When you run into a group of enemies with your buddies, you will die first.
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287. When you have two shots left in the sniper rifle you decide to reload. missing out on the perfect shot.
288. You will be the only one who hit by artillery or it will be the last shell that hits you while you run away.
289. People with AK101 seems to be able to kill you in one shot by doing a sharp turn and shoot, but when you try it it never happens.
289. People with AK101 seems to be able to kill you in one shot by doing a sharp turn and shoot, but when you try it it never happens.
290. after unloading an entire clip of the MP7 (40 bullets) into someones chest, they will look up, say ow and then to proceed to emtpy their clip of PKM into your brain and then Teabag you.
291. A whore is a whore no matther how many time your bitching him...so dont waste your time and Jihad Jeep them =P
292. There is an evil man out there who for some reason smashed every 8th bar on a ladder with a hammer.
293. You spend hours trying to get that next unlock that has been killing you non-stop for more rounds than you can count. Yet when you get it, you automatically gain a purple heart.
294. When you have just barely missed another planes missles and missed a evasive manuever you suddenly see ' Your Connection Has Been Lost'.
295. Playing very well, you keep looking at the scores to make sure you have gold, then suddenly you see the desktop.
295. Playing very well, you keep looking at the scores to make sure you have gold, then suddenly you see the desktop.
295. The jet has a magnetic charge that causes it to slam into fully loaded bhawks... regardless of the team
296. Every corner has a tank waiting right around it.
297. Where 296 is not true, replace 'tank' with 'APC', or perhaps 'guy on gun mount in Vodnik'.
297. Where 296 is not true, replace 'tank' with 'APC', or perhaps 'guy on gun mount in Vodnik'.
298. WHen 297 is not true, replace all with claymore or 5 packs of c4 of a freshly thrown grenade.
299. When setting up a "gimme" headshot, the target will go prone right as you pull the trigger.
300. Everytime you sneeze 5 hostiles will find you, kill you, teabag, and mock you before you can even recover.
301. When you finnaly get that gunner seat in the Attack Chopper the pilot will decide to use it as a personal transport to get them to the battle front and you to your respawn location of choice.
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300. Everytime you sneeze 5 hostiles will find you, kill you, teabag, and mock you before you can even recover.
301. When you finnaly get that gunner seat in the Attack Chopper the pilot will decide to use it as a personal transport to get them to the battle front and you to your respawn location of choice.
(edited because I cannot spell)
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i have noticed this it seems we all try to shoot it down with the machine gune but its 2 seconds to slow resulting in boom you +5 kills +1 death and 5 people bitching calling you a rammer I say my score yours stfu =p heheheNaughty_Om wrote:
295. The jet has a magnetic charge that causes it to slam into fully loaded bhawks... regardless of the team
302. when you try to knife someone a teamamate will either thow a grenade and kill you both or shoot you both and call you an idiot for walking right by him.
#303 An enemy can squeeze his tank inches between your AT mines yet u get blown up just by looking at one.
304# A Grenade from the Grenade Launcher can't kill something more than 20 cm away from it's explosion, however a standard grenade is a tactical nuke, has a much faster RoF (or as i call it, the SPM [Spam per minute]) and plenty is given to the godly Medic class, who can place a medic bag underneath him or near him and instantly have double health...
305# The L85A1, G36E, & PKM are now the new n00b t00bs, hence why everybody uses them.
Sidenote: I unlocked the L85A1/G36E when i reached 1st Sgt, godamit they are so easy to use. My overall medic KDR went from 0.4 or something to 1 within a couple of rounds. Those guns are really easy and powerful to use, therefore they are the n00b t00bs of tommorow.
305# The L85A1, G36E, & PKM are now the new n00b t00bs, hence why everybody uses them.
Sidenote: I unlocked the L85A1/G36E when i reached 1st Sgt, godamit they are so easy to use. My overall medic KDR went from 0.4 or something to 1 within a couple of rounds. Those guns are really easy and powerful to use, therefore they are the n00b t00bs of tommorow.
306. You will always die as Squad Leader when the rest of your squad needs you as a spawn. And it will be from a guy wasting the rest of his clip before reloading.
a blind person could kill with the g36eMekstizzle wrote:
Sidenote: I unlocked the L85A1/G36E when i reached 1st Sgt, godamit they are so easy to use. My overall medic KDR went from 0.4 or something to 1 within a couple of rounds. Those guns are really easy and powerful to use, therefore they are the n00b t00bs of tommorow.
307. When you are scoping a headshot you think to yourself 'BOOM HEADSHOT', then find out you just got knifed before you can pull the trigger.
308. When the sniper in your squad says 'Draw some fire, I need to see where the other sniper is.' He just wants you to get shot, so that he can laugh about it for a while.
These are funny lol.
309. Getting out of your tank to repair -- you think its safe, but it's not -- as someone steals it and shoots you.
310. Blowing up artillery always occurs when they put a supply crate on your head.
310. Blowing up artillery always occurs when they put a supply crate on your head.
311. Never ever knife an admin...they will automaticaly ban you for exessive team kill...(Happened to me...Never lauhged that much in my whole bf2 carrer)
Btw i know i cant spell >.<
Btw i know i cant spell >.<