Shit happens...the religious way... ( just funny ! )

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2006-03-20 05:24:29

HellHead: The fantastic Mr. Antichrist; +336|6749|Germany

WARNING ! : If you get offended by religious humor, don´t continue !

Taoism : Shit happens. Nothing we can do about it.

Buddhism : If shit happens, it isn´t really shit.

Hinduism : This shit happened before.

Islam : If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism : Shit happens, becuse you deserve it.

Protestantism : Let this shit happen to somebody else.

Judaism : Why does shit always happen to us ?

Hare Krishna : Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism : Lets smoke this shit !

Feel free to add...

Greetz, Tony

Last edited by HellHead (2006-03-20 05:25:24)

2006-03-20 08:04:08

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|6734|San Francisco

Atheism : No Shit

T.V. Evangelism : Send more Shit

7th Day Adventist : Shit happens on Saturday

Protestantism : Shit won't happen if I work harder

Jehova's Witness : Knock, Knock, "Shit happens"

I have a sign of all of these on my desk.

2006-03-20 16:50:33

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6812|PNW

Wiccan: Shit is nature's gift to the human race.
Scientology: Somebody invented shit.
Al Gore: I invented shit.
Satanism: You're all going to be in deep shit.
Branch Davidian: Shit happened.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-03-20 17:37:29)

2006-03-20 17:03:05

Xaritix: Banned; +1|6665|Somewhere near Beverly Hills

Polygamy: of shit happens, marry it when its 14

christianity: if **** happens, its a crime against god

2006-03-20 23:33:24

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6715|Canberra, AUS

Agnosticsm: Does shit happen?

Philosopher: Why does shit happen?

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2006-03-20 23:51:33

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6815|Noizyland

Atheism: This is bullshit!

Last edited by Tyferra (2006-03-20 23:52:52)

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2006-03-21 02:51:50

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6803

I have the original few on my wall as a poster

2006-03-21 12:02:19

Psykotik2912: Member; +9|6670|Manchester, UK

Philosophy: What is the sound of shit happening?

2006-03-26 16:32:18

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6698| United States of America

PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT is the sound of shit happining

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