You know you are hardcore Bf2 gamer when you..........

2006-03-19 15:39:01

#26

PunkX: stoned; +198|6845|Canada

...You're driving down the highway seeing cars and keep saying 'Enemy Vehicle Spotted'

...You see a helicopter flying above your house and immediatly look for the IGLA

2006-03-19 16:39:42

#27

Dobe.R.Mann65: Member; +1|6835

...When you are screaming "incoming" or "fire in the hole" when in bed with your girlfriend...

...When you refuse to repair your sons bike because its "engineer whoring".

2006-03-21 14:18:19

#28

silversaint001: Member; +0|6900

R.Rabshaw wrote:
...sit down at a computer and your hands automatically find the "WASD" hand position.

...you see a beautiful veiw and ask yourself, "Why don't I just take a screenshot?"

...are going to the bathroom after finishing a round, and, trying to compensate for lag, you run into the doorframe.

WASD positon is what my hands were at when i read this lol

2006-03-21 15:34:30

#29

AknaMih: Member; +2|6946|Finland

...When you start thinking you should move somewhere where you can have more bandwidth for lower pings.

...See nightmares about lag and qlitches that are ruining your game.

2006-03-23 08:11:22

#30

kkolodsick: Member; +14|6887

When you turn a corner and see a car, wait to see if it a red name.

2006-03-23 09:20:04

#31

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6959|The Hague, Netherlands

When your standing outside and wanna go somewere and your waiting for the commander to say how to get
their.

When your at the airport and constandly saying :"Enemy Plane Spotted".

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2006-03-23 13:36:36

#32

Skinnister: Member; +43|6946|UK

AknaMih wrote:
...When you start thinking you should move somewhere where you can have more bandwidth for lower pings.

...See nightmares about lag and qlitches that are ruining your game.

Dont joke some people actually do that for real..

2006-03-23 13:42:19

#33

AknaMih: Member; +2|6946|Finland

Skinnister wrote:
AknaMih wrote:
...When you start thinking you should move somewhere where you can have more bandwidth for lower pings.

...See nightmares about lag and qlitches that are ruining your game.
Dont joke some people actually do that for real..

I'm not entirely joking...

2006-03-23 14:09:00

#34

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6866

when you cant go eat because you are too addicted to the game

2006-03-23 18:22:50

#35

wingman358: The Original; +11|6876

...when you buy a microwave and refridgerator to put next to your computer so you dont have to get up for food

...when the disc hasnt left your computers cd drive since you bought the game

2006-03-23 18:37:23

#36

InviSniper: The first true Sniper.; +95|6865|Cumberland, MD, USA

wingman358 wrote:
...when you buy a microwave and refridgerator to put next to your computer so you dont have to get up for food

...when the disc hasnt left your computers cd drive since you bought the game

How'd you see into my room there bud?

... when you are driving and see all the people on the sidewalk and you think, "Damnit gunner! FIRE!"

2006-03-25 15:21:35

#37

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|6864|England

The other day in school some git was made captain of our temporary team and i was put in that team. (British Hockey BTW) We lost 2 games straight and in a rage I flung down my hockey stick marched up the the guy and said

"Sgt.Davi has initiated a mutiny vote against commander George this vote will end in 2 minutes"

We all laughed and we won the next game!

2006-03-25 15:22:52

#38

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|6864|England

...when you blame your girlfriends leaving of you on lag problems...(or you need a bigger modem

2006-03-25 22:27:10

#39

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6866

when you say F**K off, to your friends

2006-03-25 22:49:30

#40

Vic42: Member; +2|6944|Sacramento, California

When you go to an air show and say to your friend "I've flown one of those" while pointing at an Apache.
Then when the pilot tells you that the chopper can be flown from either seat, you check the cockpit because you know it doesn't work that way in BF2.

2006-03-25 23:05:02

#41

ketel0ne: Member; +3|6848

When you have 222 hours since Jan 29, 2006 12:55 am.

Edited to add now 234 hours. 12 more today!

Last edited by ketel0ne (2006-03-26 20:42:03)

2006-03-26 05:52:58

#42

Rabid_Raccoon: Member; +0|6828

I saw and help write to another Forum. Check out this link

http://forums.ea.com/mboards/thread.jspa?threadID=23137&start=0&tstart=0

Its from the EA Forum web site.

Enjoy

2006-03-28 11:12:25

#43

Yeticus Rex: Destroyer of Penguins; +29|6880|SoCal

I've told one of my employees who was trying to clock out early:

"Where you going, soldier? Return to battle or you will be shot."

She was stunned. Absolutely positilutely stunned.

Last edited by Yeticus Rex (2006-03-28 11:12:52)

2006-03-28 18:08:29

#44

arson: Member; +99|6857|New York

When your response to your gf going crazy regarding your never ending BF2 battles is .....
"enemy boat spotted"

2006-03-28 23:22:53

#45

-=S8M=-Phoenix: Member; +45|7014|South Cybertown, Texas

You know you are hardcore Bf2 gamer when you..........

1. You walk outside and look up to see if there is are any enemy helicopters in the area.
2. Before you go through a door way at work you think of throwing a hand grenade into the hall way.
3. You walk down a street and spy a good sniper location.
4. When in a crowed public area, you want to call for UAV.

2006-03-29 02:27:31

#46

{A.I}TheBusDriver: Member; +2|6835

jmarkham wrote:
....when you're walking behind your coworker on your way to the restroom and you want to hit "1" to switch your weapon to knife.

lol. rofl. fuckin lol.

2006-03-29 03:34:01

#47

[DEI]Bart: fire at will!!!; +76|6934|Leiden, Holland for the n00bs

.....when you have more then 5 ours a day (ref almost all top 10 players)

2006-03-29 07:58:06

#48

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6940|Melbourne, Australia

ok i got these from a similiar thread but ull still laugh
.... You crash your car and then procede to wait in your driveway for days on end for it to respawn
.... You look out your window and see 2 cops "staking out" an appartment u mutter to yourself that they are nothing more then spawn campers......

ENJOY!! =]

2006-03-30 15:22:51

#49

Chef: Member; +2|6870

you know you have played too long when your g/f is over and you are i am just finishing this round you zone out and the goes to work does 8 hours and comes back and you have not even noticed that you were ment t o get a lift to work with her. LOL that was a very hard one to explain

2006-03-30 15:38:12

#50

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6866

when you post a thread like this

BF2S Forums You know you are hardcore Bf2 gamer when you..........

R.Rabshaw wrote:

AknaMih wrote:

Skinnister wrote:

AknaMih wrote:

wingman358 wrote:

jmarkham wrote:

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