you know when someone is a noob when they do the following

2006-03-15 20:39:37

#1

specialistx2324: hahahahahhaa; +244|6693|arica harbour

1. at the beginning of the match.. your teammate takes a vehicle without asking anyone if they need a ride.
he takes off to take a flag only a few seconds later he ends up dead. then you have to walk or run for 5 min
just to get things done.

2. they play assault class and 90% of their kills is from noob toobing.

3. take out a machine gun and shoot tanks with it

4. you grenade a room and at the same time someone runs in front of you only to be killed by your grenade..
then he punishes you...

5. SPAWN KILL over and over .

6. someone asking you for a knife fight

7. snipers that team kill you with their rifles

8. you are in a jeep and you are the gunner.. he drives straight towards a tank and you get killed.

9. people who try to fly a plane only to crash a few seconds later because they dont know how to fly. then you try to get a plane... only for him to lay down in the runway so that you tk him and you get punished.

10. people who dont defend flags .. you take a flag .. get greedy to take another flag only to have that flag you captured 5 min ago to be taken back by the enemy.

11. snipers in a tank..

12. medics in a jet bomber.

13. people who whine and cry..

14. after all of the bases have been captured.. you push the fight to their main base. then they tell you that you are base raping.

15. spec ops players who dont take out assets.

2006-03-15 21:35:04

#2

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|6760|United States of America

specialistx2324 wrote:
13. people who whine and cry..

Wow, so good to know. Like you maybe?

2006-03-15 21:40:48

#3

washow: Get out of MY JET!!!; +23|6716

12 is weird

medics in jet bomber?

it doesn't matter what you are when you are in jet

2006-03-15 22:04:34

#4

Maj.Do: Member; +85|6756|good old CA

why is it in help ?

2006-03-15 22:09:51

#5

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|6775|AUS, Canberra

Maj.Do wrote:
why is it in help ?

it isnt

2006-03-15 22:14:40

#6

GuestHead: Member; +2|6625

specialistx2324 wrote:
14. after all of the bases have been captured.. you push the fight to their main base. then they tell you that you are base raping.

Even if all bases have been captured, this tactic is still extremely cheap. You should defend the bases you have and enjoy the fact that you're most likely getting x2 FTW.

2006-03-15 22:17:41

#7

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|6793|Singapore

16. Post such threads in forums.

2006-03-15 22:32:02

#8

imdead: Death StatPadder; +228|6773|Human Meat Shield

..... write posts about noobs.

2006-03-15 22:34:11

#9

Maj.Do: Member; +85|6756|good old CA

the_heart_attack wrote:
Maj.Do wrote:
why is it in help ?
it isnt

oops lol thought it was lol.
Anyways the complaining part is so true

edit by the heart attack: lol i moved it

2006-03-15 22:50:39

#10

vassili_zaitsev: Member; +1|6631

specialistx2324 wrote:
10. people who dont defend flags .. you take a flag .. get greedy to take another flag only to have that flag you captured 5 min ago to be taken back by the enemy.

Damn right, I can't stress this enough. Yesterday, I was playing Sharqi Peninsula as USMC and the TV Station (main) flag got neutralized. This is the most important flag for USMC to defend as the chopper/armor and commander assets are all located here, yet my squadleader just drives off in the jeep while as the flag turned grey. I told him over the radio chat 'need backup!' and 'follow me!' he's like 'negative'.

I lost it there, so I typed out in team chat:

"Our main base is being taken, I ask for help and you just drive away?!?! WTF?!?!'

and he just ignores me, drives off in his jeep and gets blown up by a tank not long after.

n00bs, I can't stand them sometimes!

Last edited by vassili_zaitsev (2006-03-15 22:50:52)

2006-03-15 22:56:51

#11

skratch-x: Member; +25|6641|NY, USA

washow wrote:
12 is weird

medics in jet bomber?

it doesn't matter what you are when you are in jet

One time two idiot noob clanners were ripping on me for being a sniper in a jet. I just wanted to get time on the kit. It doesn't matter at all what you are when you're flying... They kept saying I was TK'ing with the sniper for the jet, which never happened. Fucking morons.

And 3/4 of the shit in the list is not necessarily noobish.

2006-03-15 23:00:18

#12

washow: Get out of MY JET!!!; +23|6716

yea.. i can see where that came from

most of people who is waiting on jet is almost always sniper with m95

even though they are like nice people who won't sit under your plane, it scares me

2006-03-15 23:04:06

#13

vassili_zaitsev: Member; +1|6631

washow wrote:
yea.. i can see where that came from

most of people who is waiting on jet is almost always sniper with m95

even though they are like nice people who won't sit under your plane, it scares me

Hehehe, I don't fly jets but I do fly the chopper occasionally and an M95 sniper that missed out makes me nervous as well. If I get the chance I spin the chopper around so it's rear is pointing towards the sniper, better safe than sorry!

2006-03-15 23:13:56

#14

MelbourneVictory: Member; +2|6650|Melbourne, Australia

vassili_zaitsev wrote:
washow wrote:
yea.. i can see where that came from

most of people who is waiting on jet is almost always sniper with m95

even though they are like nice people who won't sit under your plane, it scares me
Hehehe, I don't fly jets but I do fly the chopper occasionally and an M95 sniper that missed out makes me nervous as well. If I get the chance I spin the chopper around so it's rear is pointing towards the sniper, better safe than sorry!

I've taken to using that tactic as well. Especially on carriers. Facing the sea makes it that much harder for them to snipe you out. And if they decide to follow you around, they deserve to get hit and tk'd. I hate ar*eholes that can't take you beating them to a chopper, and get rid of you.

I've made revenge tk's paramount for such situations.

2006-03-15 23:24:25

#15

washow: Get out of MY JET!!!; +23|6716

better watch out for the revenges guys

i got fucking banned because of this dumbfuck

ok at the start of round, being my jet whore self, i raced with buggy and got into the j-10 first

this kid followed me up and as i took off, he just jumped on my wing and gave me 2 combo hits of tk-punish

i got pissed because i just found that server which had pretty nice settings for me and found first asshole

so after i freaking got shot down by arty on 150ft in the air, i went back to airfield and shot his ass up

of course he punished.. then he starts to sing a "washow's jet tker" song...

right after that, freaking dumbass admin (dunno whether it was him or his friend) starts to ban me for 2 freaking tks which first one wasn't my fault

fuck i hate that server now

2006-03-15 23:51:24

#16

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|6753|Mark it zero.

specialistx2324 wrote:
12. medics in a jet bomber.

medics are the bext class to be flying as, that way you see where your team is dying at

2006-03-16 00:30:12

#17

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|6646|7th level of hell

How bout when you jump into a Blackhawk/Seahawk, and wait briefly for the rest of your squad, having to listen

to the one ass in the back screaming "GO GO GO" or "MOVE OUT", for two seconds before he jumpps out, TK's

you and takes off in a empty Helo? Only to jump out and HALO into a base and get slaughtered by the 15 guys

camping the base.

NOOBS NEED TO DIE HORRIBLY PAINFULL DEATHS.... MULTIPLE TIMES... FUCKIN NOOBS

Last edited by Zilla (2006-03-16 00:32:02)

2006-03-16 00:42:45

#18

dracul: Member; +2|6812

3. take out a machine gun and shoot tanks with it

I must say, I have done this myself and I am no noob.

In my defense, its so the tank would blast ME and not my squadmate running up from the other side with his c4 :-D

2006-03-16 01:18:29

#19

PvtchieF73: Member; +15|6714|Netherlands

omfg stop whining about noobs, everyone had to learn at a time, after a while they will figure out that noobish behaviour doesnt bring them far...

2006-03-16 02:17:54

#20

Zukabazuka: Member; +23|6690

Well shooting tanks that are driving away is not so smart. Had people in my jeep turret and was heading another way so this idiot start shooting at it and ends up we getting killed. If you are an AT you can do this or if you are a spec ops but NOT when you are other class.

People who don't capture flag even if they ar 5m away from it and no enemies around.

2006-03-16 02:19:02

#21

beerface702: Member; +65|6698|las vegas

washow wrote:
12 is weird

medics in jet bomber?

it doesn't matter what you are when you are in jet

well it doesnt matter at all

although i like to play support in jet. sometimes when i fly low enough i get a couple of ammo points from guys on the ground=-)

but i dont go out of my way

only think i can see from playing any support class, or medic. is that ur stats will look ASS, HOURS played ina jet not doin jack as a medic! will look poor when u rack up hours in a class

i try to fly sniper mostly. or whatever

2006-03-16 02:40:53

#22

Jakethe8lf: Member; +13|6645|Victoria, Australia

I like knife fights, they're fun in CS. If you kill all those people in a knife fight and live, you deserve a freakin' medal.

2006-03-16 02:53:55

#23

NPN_Scorpio: Member; +2|6687|King's Island

specialistx2324 wrote:
12. medics in a jet bomber.

Tell me a better kit for jet pilots, why don't you?

Medics heal themselves after that wee-bit-too-long trip out of bounds. Extremely useful.

Chopper crews, on the other hand, could theoretically be support and engineer and land to repair and rearm, but often have better survivability if one of them (or both) is a medic.

2006-03-16 03:09:27

#24

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6748|Malaga, España

i'll add a nr 16

16: People who create threads about how to know someone is a noob when he himself is one.

2006-03-16 03:18:34

#25

imdead: Death StatPadder; +228|6773|Human Meat Shield

medics in a jet bomber is perfect, what else would you be? Let me explain: By being a medic you can 'take hits' for going out of bounds or flying too high and get that extra edge by flying out of bounds if someone is chasing you while you are manuevering, and if some asshat trys to tk you while you are on the runway, you will heal faster if he didn't get that 'perfect headshot'. Or when you parachute out and they try to shoot you down you are healing with the pack out. What other class would you be? Medics are obviously the best choice. ... better rethink number 12 noob.

Ooops didn't read NPN_Scorpios post previously...sorry.. Yeah what he said.

Last edited by imdead (2006-03-16 03:19:43)

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