This one time I was playing without my mic. This kid needs help and he starts yelling over VOIP "Help me! C'mon, quick!!"
His voice was kinda high but I didn't mind, so I went to help him.
He said: "Geez, thanks"
I type: "You're welcome, kid"
He suddenly bursts out over VOIP in this extremely whiny voice:
"DON'T CAAAALL ME A KID, I'M A YOUNG ADUUUULT!"

I nearly pissed myself laughing at that.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell