before she dolphin dived his ass with a knife...
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and slid under his legs grabed his dick and swung the knife and cut his........
gun into 2 pices and then he......
sent the 12 year olds to bed and then called an arty strike on the 13 yr olds...
Last edited by gorillaking (2006-03-01 19:39:09)
that were doin a pr0n shoot and were fucking..............
the living..... wait do we really want to finish this sentice.......
yes finish ittvmissleman wrote:
the living..... wait do we really want to finish this sentice.......
this thread went downhill very, very quickly.
these guys are making a porn adventure LMAO
shit out of an old man who had taken too much viagra and began to...tvmissleman wrote:
the living.....
... hyperventilate...
becuz he saw an beatiful female soldier but unfortunaly she was chinese so he.....
... rushed back to the dorm to grab his friends...
and rape the shit out of her when he noticed he forgot his condom so he.....
...taped his schlong with duct-tape so he...
tryed bit to make her pragnent that way XD
Off Topic: Tekademics your the sort of person that makes most people sick so grow up get the tweezers off your pin dick and do something constructive for once. And this topic had some hope of being a laugh till you sad fucks turned it into the smut it is now
lets keep this thing going from the start.......
Steve, tired of using a spec-ops kit decided to acquire a support kit and jumped on a USMC cargo plane and decided to sky dive into the city of Karkand. Upon Steves arrival in Karkand, he found to his suprise....
that the plane he had been flying in karkand did not exist as there are no air vehicles in that level. As a result.....
he magically appeared near the gas station spawn point. Steve, now in Karkand decided to take a spin in the tank, however, a friendly officer who was blown to pieces previously in the tank was waiting for it to respawn. Now, Steve found himself raging with impatience so he took out his PKM aimed it firectly at the friendly officer and...
...He Tk'd a guy, to give him his own medicine and took a H3 to the Suburbs only to find....
every MEC soldier on the opposing side suddenly spawning at that location. Steve, suddenly ordered an artillery strike on that location only to soon find out...
so the commander shot the artillary but all he did was teamkill stevem, and all the mec dudes were still allive
then Steve is like "WTF!!!11 Stupid v1.2 patch"
Last edited by tvmissleman (2006-03-02 06:16:06)
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