...and found a new server...with new admins and hopefully a better commander....he presses join game and is on the US team along with 9 other people / soldiers...unfortunately the MEC team has 34 players / soldiers...
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so steve was tired of getting spawnraped by the MEC troops and decides to switch to the MEC team but the admin doesnt let him with the result of -2 every try......
and he got his ass kicked....
by a retarded teamkiller who claims to be his brother...........
and his head exploded from being confused then....
so he decides to spawn back as Saddam Hussein to build some Nuclear Warheads to give his US team a chance
when he says to him self HOW THE FUCK DO I BUILD A NUKE? so he..................
so he started to read a book but he forgot he couldnt read....
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-03-01 07:22:35)
meanwhile he popped open a bottle of red wine in the hotel at sharqi peninsula....trying to forget about the noise coming from the construction site and the crane
Last edited by bingobones (2006-03-01 07:23:55)
teh wine give him the screaming shits as he has canthaveanyredwine intolerance...
id love to know what that is?!!!Teckademics wrote:
canthaveanyredwine intolerance...
Then, someone nocked on the door, it was privates! The unskilled 1337 squad was going to.....
Last edited by Mushroomcar (2006-03-01 07:30:39)
give him pepto bismol and some tp as the whole hotel smells of anal leakage...
"i need a poo"...he thought
private 1 hands him a poo... as private one can hear his thoughts cause he has wall hax...
but steve has all hacks too, so he gets ready to enter the bf2s server and do some armor whore. kubra dam starts loading...
but his BF2 went right back to deskop caused by the comon BF2 crash, he was so pissed logged on BF2S forum and created a Topic about .......
poo
then nobody posted on his post so he got more pissed then
he smashed his 19' inch TFT screen and threw the PC casket out of the window hitting an old Lady who directly died, so the police came at his door and asked..........
Why You did that bastard That lady was my mom!
Last edited by OuTeR_DiMeNsIoN15 (2006-03-01 10:16:05)
then the police man shot him in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun
But Suddenly his friend named DOLPHIN_DIVER23 came to his rescue and Revived him with a result of +2 score STEVe was pissed cause DOLPHIN_DIVER23 had a better score... then...
him so he teamkilled DOLPHIN_DIVER23 and got punished then...
he went on a rampage and killed 10 guys..
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