A Neverending Story (game)

2006-03-01 00:45:19

#126

CFD Jarhead: Member; +-1|6691|Queen Creek, Arizona

men so he tried to cover his escape by throwing C4, but wait?! It was the toilet paper from his MRE...!!!!! So he

Last edited by CFD Jarhead (2006-03-01 00:45:47)

2006-03-01 02:42:26

#127

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|6794|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

decded to sing a song to the MEC soldiers to ease them cuz he blew up their cow's.............

2006-03-01 03:16:58

#128

bingobones: Member; +6|6783|London, UK

baa baa black sheep....

2006-03-01 03:23:14

#129

Landepaukku: Finnish bush-man; +23|6895|Finland

And so the singing begun...
We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecc-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot

Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we [something]
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.
(monty python YAY!)

As the song ended, the mec soldier...

2006-03-01 03:28:03

#130

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|6794|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

kissed his hand and asked if he steve would marry him cuz he had such a bueatiful voice...........

2006-03-01 03:28:11

#131

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6788|Uhh... erm...

...then he started wondering why the hell he was hearing American voices when he was all alone in Kubra.

I wonder if this will become another 1000+ thread?

Last edited by Tetrino (2006-03-01 03:29:44)

2006-03-01 03:36:01

#132

Hugh_Jasss: Death is my Dominion; +10|6716|Sydney, Australia

so he jumped off the top of the dam, and as he approaches the ground, furiously taps the '9' button, which due to the excellent battlefield 2 physics, does not open, leaving him.....

2006-03-01 03:37:21

#133

bingobones: Member; +6|6783|London, UK

splattered with his head 87 metres from his body...however a medic revives him to 100% health in 4 seconds..

2006-03-01 03:38:09

#134

Landepaukku: Finnish bush-man; +23|6895|Finland

Probably will but who cares? I only would have wished that the main chars name would have been...dick steel. So the story continues...

Edit: crap this thread is way too fast for me!

But then his friend nearby shoots him again...

Last edited by Landepaukku (2006-03-01 03:39:01)

2006-03-01 03:40:39

#135

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6788|Uhh... erm...

...and the hijacked MEC chopper shoves large APC shells up their chest cavities before they can do anything...

2006-03-01 04:13:21

#136

nordicfireman: Member; +7|6730

steve decides he is tired of all the violence and decides to enjoy some calming sniper golf...

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=10949

2006-03-01 04:23:41

#137

cmotdibbler: Member; +19|6724|The pork thing inna bun stall.

but gets outsniped by a pkm from 3 miles away and....

2006-03-01 04:33:40

#138

bingobones: Member; +6|6783|London, UK

gets revived again....walks to the nearest bus stop and gets on bus number 236 to sharqi peninsula....

2006-03-01 04:35:52

#139

nordicfireman: Member; +7|6730

unfortunately the bus gets destroyed by what appear to be giant exploding jacks released from an enemy bomber...steve wonders why regular-looking bombs just aren't good enough

2006-03-01 05:00:00

#140

bingobones: Member; +6|6783|London, UK

so he gets on a train to mashtuur city instead

2006-03-01 05:05:45

#141

Mushroomcar: I L0v3 C4k3; +18|6777|Sweden

then the train suddenly explodes and ....

2006-03-01 05:07:01

#142

cmotdibbler: Member; +19|6724|The pork thing inna bun stall.

unfortunately the train crashes at karkand with...

damn cross post sorry.

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2006-03-01 05:11:31

#143

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|6794|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

hes all alone in karkand with only tkers and stadpadders left in his team adn a useless commander..........

2006-03-01 05:12:31

#144

Stomper_40k: Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?; +44|6703|Cardiff - Wales - UK

sky news filming Steves dramatic escape using his combat knife and an inflateable sheep live. He then ran to the reporter and said....

2006-03-01 05:16:14

#145

cmotdibbler: Member; +19|6724|The pork thing inna bun stall.

How much for the footage of me..

2006-03-01 05:25:40

#146

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|6794|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

then steve noticed the reporter was gay and steve asked how much but the reporter was thinkin of something else so steve...........

Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-03-01 05:26:16)

2006-03-01 05:38:33

#147

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6731|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Decided not to re tie his untied shoe laces. He'd prefer to run the risk of falling over rather than bending over.

2006-03-01 06:10:30

#148

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6788|Uhh... erm...

Meanwhile, the noob commander decided to bring his jet all the way from FuShe. An owl, seeing this, banned him for hacking. As Steve wondered how the hell an owl became an admin, the owl yelled "O RLY?!?", lunged at Steve, and burst into a bird-flu infected glob of fluid...

2006-03-01 06:21:17

#149

Ogopogo15: Mobile AA Whore; +1|6796|San Diego

and kicked Steve "as a result of excessive teamkilling"....

2006-03-01 06:21:31

#150

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6716| United States of America

then Steve said " Holy fuck"

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