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so they started dancing all around the flag, hand in hand, as an enemy sneaked and planted c4 all around them, so...
the enemy shouted in joy because he got the expert explosives badge which means....
that he is gonna go for the next expert badge which he will probably never get (but he knows that)
so with a sad feeling in his heart he decides to...
Last edited by miancourse69 (2006-02-28 14:42:09)
swear as he realised he had stuck C4 to his arse...
Last edited by bennisboy (2006-02-28 15:14:31)
so he jumps into the enemy wheel barrel and rolls down the street with c4 in ass yelling "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD".......since no one brings out their dead he....
Walks into the nearest MEC house full of women and children and he.....
looks around, finds a nice mec chick and...
Last edited by Winston_Churchill (2006-02-28 15:35:15)
asks her to take the c4 out of his ass
Last edited by dankassasin42o (2006-02-28 16:03:01)
instead she grabs his c4 trigger and jeeeeehads the place along with steve..............steve respawns and decides to......
see if his yoga lessons worked by trying to suck himself off, only to realise...
Last edited by the_heart_attack (2006-02-28 16:18:58)
theres nothing there!?!?!?!...
no he found out that he was really a girl and his parenst lied to him about what he was so....
he ran to a medic, asking, "your a doctor, how come i'm a girl!"...
but he wasn't fazed, he just shoved the c4 back into his vag
Last edited by twood375 (2006-02-28 17:15:17)
he shot it and said hahaha i killed someone yay....
steve respawned, to lookin down his pants again.....
(at least ive never respawned as a different sex)
(at least ive never respawned as a different sex)
Last edited by dankassasin42o (2006-02-28 17:21:45)
So he didn't notice the teamm8 who ran him over with his car. the guy stops and revives him, only to see a teamm8 stealing his car and drive over both of them shouting sorry sorry ....
...only to find that it was a pair of stapadders who were attempting to get vet medic...
the he said fuck u and ran them over again.....
and they called him noob and....
drop bombs on the stat padders and....
missed because he IS a noob...
and crashed and spawned....
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