oud of nothin there was an irake thats weird cous i'm in china the soldier thought
Then saw a jeep with lance coprals comming over the hill, unfortunatly with out kit, they screamed ....
Last edited by Mushroomcar (2006-02-28 04:20:07)
Please God help us!!
As they had no kits, steve pwnz0rd them all. But then he saw an enemy boat in the distance...
so he pulled out his pistol.........
and shot a nearby cat that wouldnt stop meowing as it was pissin him off and then ducked for cover
LMAOUberRanger wrote:
and shot a nearby cat that wouldnt stop meowing as it was pissin him off and then ducked for cover
then he remembered that there was a boat nearby and threw a knife at the head of the chinese soldier driving the boat 200ft away..............
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 04:54:35)
he had some time to spare so he rolled up a spliff.......
Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 04:54:12)
then he fell of a cliff.................
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 04:56:58)
but managed to stay alive (and keep his spliff in hand)
Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 04:56:24)
but he started to fly with pink elephants that saved him from the tremendous fall and was dazed as he realised he had only tripped over a log from the effects of his spliff to find....
3 chinese soldiers playing poker.................
The Dead Cat
came to life and started humpin the face of a chinese soldier who was winning the poker, but steve ran off with the winings
and with those winnings he bought an ERYX off an old middle eastern lady...because.....
she had got bored with it and wanted somtething that was tighter in her lady hole, steve than saw an unmanned chopper in the distance
and ran to the chopper before the old lady grabbed him and forced him to hump her.................
Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-02-28 05:05:37)
VERY FUNNY BOYS!!! any of u 2 boys have icq - i wanna play with u with VOIP lol tonight when im stoned
so he humped her then went to the local jacuzzi club ... however on his way he realised he needed some ammo for his ERYX..so................
he saw one guy standing in front a house and saw some ERYX ammo in there.............
he went to a local stripper and asked for eryx ammo, then....bingobones wrote:
so he humped her then went to the local jacuzzi club ... however on his way he realised he needed some ammo for his ERYX..so................
I asked the cat to give him some. But then he realized there were two beautiful Chinese (female) soldiers on the way. And ........
well iono wot icp is and im not on v1.2 cos it wud take me bout 8hrs to download it on my comp but im working on gettin it soon hard copy of my mate. anyways
she tied steve down and went dominatrix on him and he looked very nice as a gimp but he was very scared when the old lady went to the cupboard and pulled out a.........
she tied steve down and went dominatrix on him and he looked very nice as a gimp but he was very scared when the old lady went to the cupboard and pulled out a.........
damn stop postin before i can type my message lol im missin the story