...thus allowing Steve to keep the kit, his glory was short-lived, however, as suddenly...
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he was n00bed in the face and cudnt spawn bak in the same place so he...
decided to switch team because he would like to get the war college ribbon, so...
he did but his stats were reset by EA and everything was at 0 then....
He was all like: "OMGWTF EA is teh suck! I pwn |\|3()o|35 all the time wtf omfg wtf!! Im gonna use my 1337 bf2 skillz and go pwn EA!
and he began his journey...
his first stop was...
and he began his journey...
his first stop was...
Chuckie Cheese's!
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Then he went to McDonalds but got so fat he couldnt fit his ass into the tank so...
good one
ya this story sucks its over so ya this is stupid dumbass game
as he realized his stats were reset, he suicides. bye bye steve.
the end
over
the end
over
what we all didn't realize that steve had a son, named Ahmad. He was of Middle Eastern descent, and one day while he was touring the TV Station on Sharqi Peninsula...
yes, in fact his son died long ago didn't you know that?
But Steve's son had a son, name Mohamed Gihad and went about and revived Steve with his handy shcok paddles, thus saving the game. Stev jumped back to his fav strike server and pwned some private noob in the face, after he punched the guys and Dice in the face until they reset his stats, then steve was crawling around a corner and...
and steve was deing so he called the stirpers club and...............
...and realized he had no idea what the hell a stirper was, so he decided to go to his hold stompin' grounds at FuShe to recollect on his 15 page life
a dumb life filled with shit
... Steve's diagnosis of having a scatological* fixation meant he was classified as un-recruitable by the USMC, and that's why he's on the MEC team...
* "shit-filled"
* "shit-filled"
so he goes back to the front, destination karkand again, and as the round starts, he decides to spawn at the square as a sniper and climb the big tall building, so...
*stuffs sparklet and A.Frade into a cannon and blasts them into outer orbit*
...he could spam claymores onto the square with the help of a Support teammate, only to have his face blown away by...
...he could spam claymores onto the square with the help of a Support teammate, only to have his face blown away by...
a mobile Howitzer cannon then Steve is like " WTF there isnt mobile Howitzer's in BF2, what a h4xx0r" then.....
he gets a minicab to the construnction site around the corner by the sharqi peninsula....when suddenly he sees movement at the surveillance post...
which turned out to be a bunch of usmc soldiers riding naked mec pow's and staking them up in pyramids taking photo's and having them published worldwide...
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which turned out to be a bunch of usmc soldiers riding naked mec pow's like shetland ponies and staking them up in pyramids taking photo's and having them published worldwide...
and steve was all like OMFG i will save you my homosexual brothas and steve pulles out a .............
17" inch dildo and beats to death and sodamises 7 usmc soldiers not with his "19 inch circumcised schloong but the 17" dildo he is armed with and...
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