...gets a real PKM and unleashes his pent up fury on the world, calling them "noobs who have pwned me for the last time"
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so with blood before his eyes he goes on a rambo crusade to rid the...
world of cancer but he wasn't able to because.........
Cancer started bunny hopping and...
got owned in the face by a pistol shot to his ugly face, then he...
teamkilled all teammates in the runway in order to take the jet, but the admin noticed and...
Steve realised he was screwed and he had TK'd so many times he was back at the rank private and.....
I shot him with my sexy l9a1 sn][per and he went "HACKER" then he...
Last edited by Newb (2006-03-04 20:49:18)
... yelled 'NOOB!', just to be like everyone else that gets killed at the spawnpoint. Steve asked himself why he doesn't have a weapon of that caliber, he searched the ammo box and found...
And found out that the ammo box had no bottom! It was probably miles deep but unfortunately, didnt contain any weapons, just a shit load of ammo. Because of this, steve decided to...
commit suicide and respawn as....
Jihad driver, Fuelled with rage he C4'd his jeep and sped off into......
the grand canyon and decided to..............
stop and cool down a little, you see he didn't want to die anymore but it was too little too late, the commander had sent a renegade squad of TK snipers with their new unlocked weapons of over use, to off him for his unflattering comments about 10 hrs back. The anger flowed through Steve, once again and this time ...
He went tits up and was found dead the next day! OMG! End Of Stoy...
But he was not dead. He was found by his commander in a strange hotel in karkand, drinking beer with MEC-soldiers...
Last edited by xRay_swe (2006-03-05 06:46:36)
When he realised the beer was acutally acid and spat it in their faces, even though it was burning his tounge he shouted "oh no not acid" He ran upstairs in the hotel and dressed up as a female cleaner, on returning back downstairs the soldiers.....
he got raped by the whole squad while they screamed "n00b"!!
had just been knifed by a renegade ghost named "steve of the past", so steve then.....pure_beef_69 wrote:
When he realised the beer was acutally acid and spat it in their faces, even though it was burning his tounge he shouted "oh no not acid" He ran upstairs in the hotel and dressed up as a female cleaner, on returning back downstairs the soldiers.....
No excessive smut, if you please...
...decided to start dancing on top of a tank in Karkand...
...decided to start dancing on top of a tank in Karkand...
but suddenly the top of the tank has started to turn (because there was some1 in there) so he lost his step, and he had 2 cry, real load so....
he went to pull out his C4 but realized that......
...a nearby Assault trooper laughed at him and Steve knocked him out and stole his kit...
and he got punished for a TK and got called a noob..
...but the server had an extremely strict language filter that kicked for saying such vulgar words as "noob" and so the Assault soldier vanished...
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