Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6747|Uhh... erm...
This story is dependant on replies. I start the story, you continue it. No 'THE END's, because that ruins the whole point. This is meant to be comical, and, of course, about BF2. Here we go.

Steve, a Spec Ops officer, was sneaking into the enemy base on FuShe when...
cmotdibbler
Member
+19|6682|The pork thing inna bun stall.
called for an arty strike but...
Nessie09
I "fix" things
+107|6686|The Netherlands
his commander was flying in a plane, so steve had to
iNfeQtioN
Member
+0|6676
look for some cover. Then he heard a strange sound....
Kylau
Member
+9|6722|Washington
it was a nearby Vodnik that was...

Last edited by Kylau (2006-02-28 03:03:07)

Gulf_War_Syndrome
OMG ERYX HAX!
+62|6695|Adelaide, Australia
doing donuts on the runway.
computermash
Member
+7|6680
He then ducked and tried to kill the the sniper with his g36c, but there was a large bush in the way....
dackel
Member
+1|6684
so he finally decided to switch to knife and crawled to the sniper, where ...
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6717
he was critically wounded by a claymore...

Last edited by Skruples (2006-02-28 03:21:10)

Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6717
stabbed that pesky sniper, who had still not noticed him...
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|6665|Norway
But then his dumbass commander had crashed his plane into a friendly blackhawk and accepted the artillery strike...

Last edited by Fredrik (2006-02-28 03:44:18)

Hr_Amdi
Member
+0|6778|Denmark
but then came the snipers sniper buddies with all their claymores and lay a cirkle around him....
iNfeQtioN
Member
+0|6676
The arty hit Steve and he was launched 140 ft in the air...

Last edited by iNfeQtioN (2006-02-28 03:47:19)

eusgen
Nugget
+402|6808|Jupiter
He respawned to find that the snipers had...
Mushroomcar
I L0v3 C4k3
+18|6736|Sweden
planted new claymores over the whole flag

Last edited by Mushroomcar (2006-02-28 03:57:22)

iNfeQtioN
Member
+0|6676
He chose a new kit : Called Support, and tried to kill those $%^$%$#$% snipers with his new gun... the PKM... at 200 feet distance.......
SiL3nC31133
Member
+4|6755
the rest of his squad came to his aid so the started flanking the snipers when
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6747|Uhh... erm...
the noob commander, piloting a heli this time, tried giving orders while flying and crashed into Steve. He started a mutiny vote...
G.H.O.5.T.
Member
+1|6699
with some funny headshots tro the snipers eu.... head. he killed the snipers then he aw an enemy apc...
cmotdibbler
Member
+19|6682|The pork thing inna bun stall.
loaded down with C4...
e-i-u-benjamin
WoeKoeMakaLaLaLoekieWaWa
+40|6775|The Netherlands
showed up and started to sing a beautifull song
G.H.O.5.T.
Member
+1|6699
"always look on the bright sude of live" he was sining
e-i-u-benjamin
WoeKoeMakaLaLaLoekieWaWa
+40|6775|The Netherlands
but suddenly he got interupted by a bird which showed up out of the bushes
bingobones
Member
+6|6741|London, UK
when all of a sudden....he heard in his radio "ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED"........................

Last edited by bingobones (2006-02-28 04:18:17)

e-i-u-benjamin
WoeKoeMakaLaLaLoekieWaWa
+40|6775|The Netherlands
a tank apeard and shot both the bird and the apc, so steve could get away

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