Xaritix wrote:
Saving myself for Paris Hilton
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WRONG! Just fucking WRONG!
Bloody Hell man, I thought this forum was wrong when we were talking about twelve-year-olds having sex, (which I still think is wrong by the way, FAR too young,) but now we're getting into this. See someone about this problem, try with all your might to get over it. Paris Hilton... well, I don't think this is the best place to type "Ugly Skank" 43,000 times, but you get my point.
[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra, I get your point. So many people think it's so obvious that they're virgins. I'm very open about my virginity, unless it's someone who I don't want to know, (e.g: people who like to boast,) so it's really a non-issue for me. I don't care, I'm sure one day I'll find someone who'll take me for who I am, because I'm seriously not bothered to put a lot of effort into being laid. I always have Mrs Palm and her five daughters to cheer me up, (sorry, bad taste.
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All I'm interested in now is to get into University life and my Band, (just trying to get an EP out is a fucking mission, especially with one rare fucking practice a week with our Guitarist working four jobs and our Bass player living over the hill in Wainuiomata while me and the Drummer just wait for them to get their shit together,) so whatever happens, happens.
Aparently, (according to 'Salient' the student weekly magazine who I will be starting writing for, either a column or a comic strip,) at Uni you "either find how easy it is to get laid, or realise that you're ging to be a sad virgin for the rest of your life."
I hope not for the latter but I'm sure that the former was really meant to say "ridiculously easy," especially if one wanted to put some effort into it. Guys, virgins, pals, realise that a lot of chicks are as hormonaly stressed and as horny as us, (maybe a
little less,) but remember that they hold all the power, (i.e: they don't talk about it and are not open about it,) which turns us into whining animals. Don't buy into it!
Also remember, loosing your virginity dosn't mean you've turned into a man, just like killing an animal or beating your dad at table tennis dosn't make you a man. Having a fucking Bar Mitzva dosn't make you a man, (although it's supposed to.)
Many things make you a man but mostly it's a state of mind. If you're are male, and you are confident that you are a man, that's it. If you're a nymphomaniac thirteen year old and you convince yourself you're a man because of what you've done with your dick, that's not it. Sex, killing, ping-pong; none of it matters. It's a state of mind, you'll know when you have it, (and don't try 'convincing' yourself, it dosn't work.)
Play loud,
- Ty.