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2012-11-03 23:32:47

#126

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5464|Sydney

AussieReaper wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
-Whiteroom- wrote:
Would a beard make you more successful with the ladies?
Hell if I know, I've always wanted to grow one though. I have the shitiest genes for it though. I have to get a haircut like every 1.5 months, my bush grows like weeds if I don't keep it in check, but after four weeks of no shaving I have a really shitty beard and a mediocre mustache.
glue your pubes to your face.

Check out the picture (nothing unusual to be seen), and then read what follows.

In Sweden, it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped, and whisked off somewhere for his stag night. The stag "night" usually lasts all day, and all night, rather than the typical British stag night, where you all arrange it beforehand to go out, get drunk, and hire a stripper.

The Swedes do it differently. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy... and got do something funny...and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor, and when he was kidnapped for his stag night, they pasted a false "skipper's-beard" onto him, and put him at the helm of a 60-foot yacht, and let him be skipper for the day.

Much beer, and fine food, was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all.....

In the evening, when they got back on land, and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna (as is customary in Sweden).

Imagine the groom's horror, when he walked into the sauna where his naked friends were waiting for him, and then to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair ...

Neither did friend two ...
Nor three ...
Or four...

Now check out the false beard again...........

http://www.robdickson.co.uk/otherpages/ … kipper.php

2012-11-04 04:29:07

#127

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6759|6 6 4 oh, I forget

My bedroom TV broke down Need to get me a new Samsung in the livingroom so I can move the old one to replace the bedroom telly.

2012-11-04 04:35:18

#128

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5128|Amsterdam

I just realized that I've been on this forum for nearly 2 years now, and I'm still the pretty much the latest member.

2012-11-04 04:42:12

#129

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5464|Sydney

I'm not all that far behind.

2012-11-04 04:42:51

#130

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6477|Roma

you have almost a year on him

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png

2012-11-04 04:43:43

#131

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6477|Roma

Holy fuck, 1999. That's a long commitment

2012-11-04 05:09:43

#132

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5464|Sydney

Yeah but that's still about 3-4 years less on most others.

2012-11-04 05:13:12

#133

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6782

Jaekus wrote:
Yeah but that's still about 3-4 years less on most others.

yeah. i signed up around july 2005. i dont even recall the last time i played BF2. i have built 3 pc's since then, lol

2012-11-04 05:15:39

#134

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5464|Sydney

I did lurk here once in a while for a couple years before I made an account.

2012-11-04 05:17:54

#135

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5871

Jaekus wrote:
I did lurk here once in a while for a couple years before I made an account.

2012-11-04 05:19:14

#136

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6477|Roma

Macbeth wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
I did lurk here once in a while for a couple years before I made an account.

except it was only a year after it started that i joined i think

2012-11-04 05:38:55

#137

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5464|Sydney

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/52172/pv.png

2012-11-04 05:48:16

#138

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6477|Roma

better now?

2012-11-04 05:52:38

#139

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5464|Sydney

2012-11-04 06:12:11

#140

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6282

https://pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/sonsryanhurst_300111122081628.jpg?w=640

this is the only beard man i like, mr opie. lol

2012-11-04 08:51:18

#141

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6759|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Goddamn piriformis acting up again

2012-11-04 09:15:51

#142

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5643|London, England

There is a line of cars in front of my apartment for the gas station four blocks away, and it doesn't even have any gas right now.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-11-04 09:16:23

#143

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5643|London, England

People are cursing at each other. This is nuts

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-11-04 09:19:29

#144

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6944|BC, Canada

What are they yelling about? the person in front not moving?

2012-11-04 09:27:35

#145

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5643|London, England

-Whiteroom- wrote:
What are they yelling about? the person in front not moving?

People that showed up late to the line are going nuts over their future wait. Just lots of anger and frustration.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-11-04 09:31:01

#146

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6944|BC, Canada

Nothing to do but wait. May as well yell.

2012-11-04 09:44:54

#147

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5643|London, England

And now begins the honking. Awesome.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-11-04 10:29:11