I bet the [insert generic SF sports team with many black AIDS-ridden players here] aren't lonely that week.Jay wrote:
My wife flew to SF today for the week for work. I'm lonely
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
No prob.
So confused right now:
So confused right now:
a true paradise
Someone mixed up the sashes, whats confusing?AussieReaper wrote:
So confused right now:
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
FFLink wrote:
Cheers for the reminder
He could easily die doing this.
Estonia is true paradise.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I like how it crops to just the boobs - Chuy you're a genius.Dilbert_X wrote:
Someone mixed up the sashes, whats confusing?AussieReaper wrote:
So confused right now:
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Who thought this was a good idea!?!British surgeons removed a teenager's stomach to save her life after she drank a cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
The 18-year-old woman, named by newspapers as Gaby Scanlon, complained of breathlessness and gastric pain before being rushed to a hospital in the northern English city of Lancaster on Thursday where she was diagnosed with a perforated stomach.
Scanlon is currently in serious but stable condition, local police said in a statement over the weekend.
"Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently," police said.
When exposed to air, liquid nitrogen creates a dense fog and is used by bartenders and chefs to add an element of visual drama to dishes or to freeze things quickly, such as ice cream.
It is also used for removing warts and has industrial uses. Contact with flesh can cause cryogenic burn or "frostbite".
Professor of food physics at Leeds University Malcolm Povey said liquid nitrogen should not be consumed while still liquid, as it turns into a gas inside the body and causes the stomach to swell and burst.
"The liquid nitrogen would rapidly change into gas and blow the stomach up like a balloon...the idea that people put this stuff in drinks is just unbelievable," Povey told Reuters.
The bar which served the drink has stopped selling all liquid nitrogen drinks, said police, who are investigating the incident.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/0 … z28o2eQPZk
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
http://www.thelocal.se/43656/20121006/A talented head cook at a school in central Sweden has been told to stop baking fresh bread and to cut back on her wide-ranging veggie buffets because it was unfair that students at other schools didn't have access to the unusually tasty offerings.
Lol
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Read that in the paper today. Honestly why the fuck. Why do we need liquid nitrogen alcoholic drinks? The fuck is wrong with beer?Jay wrote:
Who thought this was a good idea!?!British surgeons removed a teenager's stomach to save her life after she drank a cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
The 18-year-old woman, named by newspapers as Gaby Scanlon, complained of breathlessness and gastric pain before being rushed to a hospital in the northern English city of Lancaster on Thursday where she was diagnosed with a perforated stomach.
Scanlon is currently in serious but stable condition, local police said in a statement over the weekend.
"Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently," police said.
When exposed to air, liquid nitrogen creates a dense fog and is used by bartenders and chefs to add an element of visual drama to dishes or to freeze things quickly, such as ice cream.
It is also used for removing warts and has industrial uses. Contact with flesh can cause cryogenic burn or "frostbite".
Professor of food physics at Leeds University Malcolm Povey said liquid nitrogen should not be consumed while still liquid, as it turns into a gas inside the body and causes the stomach to swell and burst.
"The liquid nitrogen would rapidly change into gas and blow the stomach up like a balloon...the idea that people put this stuff in drinks is just unbelievable," Povey told Reuters.
The bar which served the drink has stopped selling all liquid nitrogen drinks, said police, who are investigating the incident.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/0 … z28o2eQPZk
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Fuck you.Lucien wrote:
They're just jealous that such a mountain of a man is spoken for
Fuck youAussieReaper wrote:
mountain is an apt description.
And fuck you.Kampframmer wrote:
Her envy stretches far beyond the physical. It was your amazing abdominal girth that made the initial, amd everlasting, impression; but it was the far-stretched corners of your mind that made her overflow with jealousy of your fiance. She discovered your powerful mindset that enabled you to devour a family-bag of crisps in a single sitting, to her, an arousing quality in man, for that craving to reach the bottom of the bag reflected in your work.
She wants to be with every pound of you, but she knows that she can't. It would be unethical, for she is your workfloor superiour and you are, as she would expect of such a man, already spoken for.
Sorry camm. Im on the train and really bored
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Fucking greggs time.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
it's absolutely fine to use in proper cooking, letting bars and generally fairly untrained barstaff near the stuff is an accident waiting to happen.Jay wrote:
Who thought this was a good idea!?!British surgeons removed a teenager's stomach to save her life after she drank a cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
The 18-year-old woman, named by newspapers as Gaby Scanlon, complained of breathlessness and gastric pain before being rushed to a hospital in the northern English city of Lancaster on Thursday where she was diagnosed with a perforated stomach.
Scanlon is currently in serious but stable condition, local police said in a statement over the weekend.
"Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently," police said.
When exposed to air, liquid nitrogen creates a dense fog and is used by bartenders and chefs to add an element of visual drama to dishes or to freeze things quickly, such as ice cream.
It is also used for removing warts and has industrial uses. Contact with flesh can cause cryogenic burn or "frostbite".
Professor of food physics at Leeds University Malcolm Povey said liquid nitrogen should not be consumed while still liquid, as it turns into a gas inside the body and causes the stomach to swell and burst.
"The liquid nitrogen would rapidly change into gas and blow the stomach up like a balloon...the idea that people put this stuff in drinks is just unbelievable," Povey told Reuters.
The bar which served the drink has stopped selling all liquid nitrogen drinks, said police, who are investigating the incident.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/0 … z28o2eQPZk
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I'm sure they watched a few episodes of Heston Blumenthal and thought it would add "theatre" to the cocktail...Jay wrote:
Who thought this was a good idea!?!British surgeons removed a teenager's stomach to save her life after she drank a cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
The 18-year-old woman, named by newspapers as Gaby Scanlon, complained of breathlessness and gastric pain before being rushed to a hospital in the northern English city of Lancaster on Thursday where she was diagnosed with a perforated stomach.
Scanlon is currently in serious but stable condition, local police said in a statement over the weekend.
"Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently," police said.
When exposed to air, liquid nitrogen creates a dense fog and is used by bartenders and chefs to add an element of visual drama to dishes or to freeze things quickly, such as ice cream.
It is also used for removing warts and has industrial uses. Contact with flesh can cause cryogenic burn or "frostbite".
Professor of food physics at Leeds University Malcolm Povey said liquid nitrogen should not be consumed while still liquid, as it turns into a gas inside the body and causes the stomach to swell and burst.
"The liquid nitrogen would rapidly change into gas and blow the stomach up like a balloon...the idea that people put this stuff in drinks is just unbelievable," Povey told Reuters.
The bar which served the drink has stopped selling all liquid nitrogen drinks, said police, who are investigating the incident.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/0 … z28o2eQPZk
...well, they were right... an operating theatre
there's a reason they wear gloves and eye protection when they use the stuff in cooking showsJaekus wrote:
I'm sure they watched a few episodes of Heston Blumenthal and thought it would add "theatre" to the cocktail...Jay wrote:
Who thought this was a good idea!?!British surgeons removed a teenager's stomach to save her life after she drank a cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
The 18-year-old woman, named by newspapers as Gaby Scanlon, complained of breathlessness and gastric pain before being rushed to a hospital in the northern English city of Lancaster on Thursday where she was diagnosed with a perforated stomach.
Scanlon is currently in serious but stable condition, local police said in a statement over the weekend.
"Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently," police said.
When exposed to air, liquid nitrogen creates a dense fog and is used by bartenders and chefs to add an element of visual drama to dishes or to freeze things quickly, such as ice cream.
It is also used for removing warts and has industrial uses. Contact with flesh can cause cryogenic burn or "frostbite".
Professor of food physics at Leeds University Malcolm Povey said liquid nitrogen should not be consumed while still liquid, as it turns into a gas inside the body and causes the stomach to swell and burst.
"The liquid nitrogen would rapidly change into gas and blow the stomach up like a balloon...the idea that people put this stuff in drinks is just unbelievable," Povey told Reuters.
The bar which served the drink has stopped selling all liquid nitrogen drinks, said police, who are investigating the incident.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/0 … z28o2eQPZk
...well, they were right... an operating theatre
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Seriously though, who thinks ingesting anything that's -196 centigrade would be a good idea? Almost won the Darwin Award with that effort.
Wrong. The kind of scumbag who would think drinking this would be a good idea probably already has a kid through sheer moronic-nessJaekus wrote:
Seriously though, who thinks ingesting anything that's -196 centigrade would be a good idea? Almost won the Darwin Award with that effort.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
face reminds me of some polish girl I know... but she has black hair.AussieReaper wrote:
No prob.
So confused right now:
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The temperature actually is a minor problem.Jaekus wrote:
Seriously though, who thinks ingesting anything that's -196 centigrade would be a good idea? Almost won the Darwin Award with that effort.
The problem is, that it'll vaporize very quickly and expand into a much bigger volume of gaseous nitrogen, which you don't have the time to burp out. Your stomach will burst like a balloon.
That means 1ml of liquid nitrogen added to a shot glas will vaporize into 694ml of gas.wiki wrote:
the liquid to gas expansion ratio of nitrogen is 1:694 at 20 °C (68 °F)
If we assume that the maximum volume of the human stomach is 3 liters, it would only take 4.3ml of liquid nitrogen added to the drink.wiki wrote:
In adult humans, the stomach has a relaxed, near empty volume of about 45 ml. Because it is a distensible organ, it normally expands to hold about one litre of food,[4] but can hold as much as two to three litres.
(A typical shot glass holds between 20ml and 40ml.)
Considering that the human body has a higher temperature (37°C), this expansion ratio will probably be somewhat higher.
Also, imagine drinking 3 liters of water. That's almost 6 pints. You'll be in a hell of a pain.
Seriously, I wouldn't sell such drink at a bar, where most of the patrons will be pissed to the gills.
Heck, even those fancy burning drinks would be safer.
Keep us updated
can't get drunk on beer.Camm wrote:
Read that in the paper today. Honestly why the fuck. Why do we need liquid nitrogen alcoholic drinks? The fuck is wrong with beer?Jay wrote:
Who thought this was a good idea!?!British surgeons removed a teenager's stomach to save her life after she drank a cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
The 18-year-old woman, named by newspapers as Gaby Scanlon, complained of breathlessness and gastric pain before being rushed to a hospital in the northern English city of Lancaster on Thursday where she was diagnosed with a perforated stomach.
Scanlon is currently in serious but stable condition, local police said in a statement over the weekend.
"Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently," police said.
When exposed to air, liquid nitrogen creates a dense fog and is used by bartenders and chefs to add an element of visual drama to dishes or to freeze things quickly, such as ice cream.
It is also used for removing warts and has industrial uses. Contact with flesh can cause cryogenic burn or "frostbite".
Professor of food physics at Leeds University Malcolm Povey said liquid nitrogen should not be consumed while still liquid, as it turns into a gas inside the body and causes the stomach to swell and burst.
"The liquid nitrogen would rapidly change into gas and blow the stomach up like a balloon...the idea that people put this stuff in drinks is just unbelievable," Povey told Reuters.
The bar which served the drink has stopped selling all liquid nitrogen drinks, said police, who are investigating the incident.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/10/0 … z28o2eQPZk
drink stronger beerDrunkFace wrote:
can't get drunk on beer.Camm wrote:
Read that in the paper today. Honestly why the fuck. Why do we need liquid nitrogen alcoholic drinks? The fuck is wrong with beer?Jay wrote:
Who thought this was a good idea!?!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
what does drunkface prefer?
you*re an idiot, anyone can get drunk with anything that contains alcohol. the concentration of alcohol is a factor, but that statement is ignorant.DrunkFace wrote:
can't get drunk on beer.
can't get drunk on beer
i laugh in your general direction
i laugh in your general direction
