Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5825

My friend joined a MMA gym. I tried to talk to him about the event Saturday and he tells me he isn't into violent sports and isn't going to watch it. :S
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6894

Maybe he's in it for the grappling and groping of muscular men.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5207|Dundee, Scotland.
Some woman is throwing her son out the house across the landing from me lol
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6563|Graz, Austria
Sumo wrestlers eat a lot of rice. And by a lot I mean constantly.
At fights you can see them holding a bowl of rice whenever they come down from the ring to their place.

Also:
1 liter of water has a weight of 1 kilogram (at 20°C and sea level)
1 kilogram = 2.2 lbs
1 liter = 33.8 fl oz

Just drink a lot before you step on the scales for weighing to fill up any remaining weight.
Drinking about 6-7 cans of soda should do the trick for the full 5 lbs you want.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6976|Cinncinatti
beer*
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eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5498|foggy bottom

Macbeth wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

FUCK YES! Just got my eye exam results and I see 20/30! Fuck yeah! Marines here I come!

All I need now is 5lbs more weight. So how many calories should I eat in a day to gain weight? I'm currently like 123lbs so I don't know if that helps. I'm doing some googling but coming up with different results. what do you guys think?

I don't eat all that much but i CAN eat a lot as evidenced by whenever there's a large amount of food available. My recruiter is pissed it's taking me so long to gain 5 pounds.
you have to be a minimum weight for enlistment?  My brother gained like 30 pounds at boot camp...

go to GNC and get some shakes that have like 1000 kc per serving
How do you gain weight at boot camp? Isn't the food you get there in 'just enough' portions. You are also in constant exercise. I would think you would lose weight?
people wh are overweight will lose weight while skinny fuckers will gain it.
Tu Stultus Es
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6563|Graz, Austria

RTHKI wrote:

beer*
Correct.
In my above calculations replace water with beer.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6551

Empty calories
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6976|Cinncinatti
itll make it more exciting
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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6551

and kill brain cells
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6551

and make you sleepy
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6976|Cinncinatti

bugz wrote:

and kill brain cells
insert shifty joke here
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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6932
This is your brain on durgs

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD
why does music sound better when you're buzzed
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6976|Cinncinatti
cause you listen to bad music
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5825

it taste better if you are buzzed in a certain way
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD
@rick fist yourself nigerian

@mac wat

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2012-08-02 19:49:49)

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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6976|Cinncinatti
nigeria got raped by the us today
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Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6204|London, England

now the us has aids

good going america
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6736

Mutantbear wrote:

now the us has aids

good going america
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD
redheads are ht best
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6894

Music it's shit when your drunk. Almost everything is shit when your drink. Compared took bring stonered everything us shit when you'redrunk. Actually a little of both goes along way.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5941|College Park, MD
dog balls
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6924|United States of America

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

why does music sound better when you're buzzed
Fuck. Hurri's listening to "Call Me Maybe" again.
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5748|America

DesertFox- wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

why does music sound better when you're buzzed
Fuck. Hurri's listening to "Call Me Maybe" again.
From Mastodon and As I Lay Dying metal/rock to that garbage. Wow, someone just shoot him now!
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