she wants youDonFck wrote:
Story time!
A couple of days ago, I went to eat lunch at this local place near work (where I go quite often), and apparently as I was there much later than usual and it had been a busy day at the restaurant, they had run out of potatoes to go with the tasty fried salmon. So I jokingly said to the girl by the cash register that I want her to compensate fully for this horrible atrocity and that until I would be, I'd boycott the restaurant and spread around rumors of their Soviet-style kitchen where there’s just simply not enough to go around.
Today, I received a parcel in the mail, addressed to my office. It contained 1kg of potatoes and a card that said: “Our Company deeply apologizes for the injustice you had to face”.
If I’d be more than just 1/16 Irish, I might be a bit offended.
Jesus fucking christ.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
good morning all
9000 grams of fat.
9 thousand.
9 kilgorams of fat.
wtf
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
hahahahahahaha
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
I'm glad I don't consider myself a "gamer" anymore. I'd rather not be in the same group as some of these pieces of shit:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/02/us/se … anger.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/02/us/se … anger.html
yeah, you'd actually have to have some form of contact with girls to be able to harass them hurricane.
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Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Why do black guys like soup?Camm wrote:
hahahahahahaha
because they get to smash crackers and watch them drown
aup lads
pooppooppooppoop
sam
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
go get bombedFatherTed wrote:
yeah, you'd actually have to have some form of contact with girls to be able to harass them hurricane.
How many gallons of saliva did you produce watching that?Camm wrote:
9000 grams of fat.
9 thousand.
9 kilgorams of fat.
wtf
I'm not going to lie, I got hungry watching it.
Last edited by Kampframmer (2012-08-02 10:09:08)
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the fuck is with youtube's monetization scheme. try to monetize a bunch of stuff and half of it goes through just fine, and then the other half they want to inspect, despite all the videos being the same kind of content.
link
pooppooppooppoop
2 posts in a row i think thats the first time ive done that, come on guys
pooppooppooppoop
I usually watch EMT while i eat. Although they put whatever i've made to shame with the lack of bacon.Kampframmer wrote:
How many gallons of saliva did you produce watching that?Camm wrote:
9000 grams of fat.
9 thousand.
9 kilgorams of fat.
wtf
I'm not going to lie, I got hungry watching it.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
FUCK YES! Just got my eye exam results and I see 20/30! Fuck yeah! Marines here I come!
All I need now is 5lbs more weight. So how many calories should I eat in a day to gain weight? I'm currently like 123lbs so I don't know if that helps. I'm doing some googling but coming up with different results. what do you guys think?
I don't eat all that much but i CAN eat a lot as evidenced by whenever there's a large amount of food available. My recruiter is pissed it's taking me so long to gain 5 pounds.
All I need now is 5lbs more weight. So how many calories should I eat in a day to gain weight? I'm currently like 123lbs so I don't know if that helps. I'm doing some googling but coming up with different results. what do you guys think?
I don't eat all that much but i CAN eat a lot as evidenced by whenever there's a large amount of food available. My recruiter is pissed it's taking me so long to gain 5 pounds.
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