Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5944|College Park, MD
lol wtf that's retarded. I'm still gonna dress nice, don't wanna take my chances. I'd like to think the judge would rather see someone who respects his/her courtroom unlike the town drunk who shows up in a mullet and a filthy Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt.

But yeah it's been a month since I got the citation and I'm still not in the court's system. Maybe the cop was a Good Guy Greg and just gave me the citation to scare me straight and then tossed his copy?

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2012-08-15 08:49:27)

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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
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Always admit your fault and apologize for it. Cops and judges don't like people who pretend to be ignorant of the law. I had a summons in NJ once for speeding. The judge was nice enough to lower the recorded speed I was doing in order to put me into a lower bracket of offense. Still had to shell out $290 to the state of New Jersey. Bleh.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5944|College Park, MD
Yep, good advice Sup. I plan on being apologetic, admitting I was stupid, should have just stayed in the apartment, won't do it again (since at this rate I'll probably be 21 when I go to court for this lol), etc.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5601|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

lol wtf that's retarded. I'm still gonna dress nice, don't wanna take my chances. I'd like to think the judge would rather see someone who respects his/her courtroom unlike the town drunk who shows up in a mullet and a filthy Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt.

But yeah it's been a month since I got the citation and I'm still not in the court's system. Maybe the cop was a Good Guy Greg and just gave me the citation to scare me straight and then tossed his copy?
If you dress nice, they assume that you should know better than to break the law, and that you have more money. Most of the people judges see every day are morons.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Cisse
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

it needs to be 9AM already so i can call the court and figure out when the fuck my court date is

Jay wrote:

Most of the people judges see every day are morons.
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5944|College Park, MD

Cisse wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

it needs to be 9AM already so i can call the court and figure out when the fuck my court date is

Jay wrote:

Most of the people judges see every day are morons.
go fuck yourself niggard, a moron would just sit around and never try to find out when his trial is and then end up with an arrest warrant for missing his court date
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6980|Cinncinatti
a moron wouldnt know when the date is
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Jay
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+2,006|5601|London, England
Hurri, I wasn't calling you a moron. Every time I've had to go to court (for one ticket, I had to appear four different times because they kept pushing it back), the court room has been full of people in hoodies and Ed Hardy t-shirts.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5944|College Park, MD
@Rick how would I know my date if 1) these fuckers haven't mailed it out yet and 2) it's not even in the system yet

@Jay I know, it was Cisse calling me a moron. I know what you meant, hell even I'm a bit of a moron for trying to get into OC's most popular bar with a really shitty fake ID.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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+2,979|6875|949

Superior Mind wrote:

Always admit your fault and apologize for it. Cops and judges don't like people who pretend to be ignorant of the law. I had a summons in NJ once for speeding. The judge was nice enough to lower the recorded speed I was doing in order to put me into a lower bracket of offense. Still had to shell out $290 to the state of New Jersey. Bleh.
no, don't always admit your fault. 

when you go for a court summons, you have 3 ways to plead-
not guilty
guilty
guilty with a reason

not guilty will resort in a court date for trial.  the judge will tell you that if you are found guilty, the state will try to give you the maximim punishment

guilty will resort in the judge assessing you a fine.  If you are lucky enough to have the city attorney present, get ready to pay the maximum fine.  If not, usually the judge will give you a slap on the wrist and the minimum sentence

guilty with a reason will resort in the judge giving you no lenience, could resort in you pissing the judge off and assessing the maximum fine/sentence.  It virtually never leads to a reduction.

Usually it's stupid assholes who think they are on trial that plead guilty with a reason.  If you plead guilty, the judge will not care about the details of the crime and how there was no way you could avoid it.  Simply accept responsibility (don't make excuses) and move on.

Things that could impact the judges assessment-
how you dress
how many assholes plead guilty with a reason before you get up there
how many assholes try to argue with the judge before you get up there
how close to the end of the day or lunch you go up there
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6875|949

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

@Rick how would I know my date if 1) these fuckers haven't mailed it out yet and 2) it's not even in the system yet

@Jay I know, it was Cisse calling me a moron. I know what you meant, hell even I'm a bit of a moron for trying to get into OC's most popular bar with a really shitty fake ID.
there's only one OC.  Just like there's only one Long Beach. And neither are on the east coast.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5601|London, England

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

@Rick how would I know my date if 1) these fuckers haven't mailed it out yet and 2) it's not even in the system yet

@Jay I know, it was Cisse calling me a moron. I know what you meant, hell even I'm a bit of a moron for trying to get into OC's most popular bar with a really shitty fake ID.
there's only one OC.  Just like there's only one Long Beach. And neither are on the east coast.
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-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5944|College Park, MD

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

@Rick how would I know my date if 1) these fuckers haven't mailed it out yet and 2) it's not even in the system yet

@Jay I know, it was Cisse calling me a moron. I know what you meant, hell even I'm a bit of a moron for trying to get into OC's most popular bar with a really shitty fake ID.
there's only one OC.  Just like there's only one Long Beach. And neither are on the east coast.
'round these here parts most people understand it to mean OCMD, not Orange County. Even the flag of Ocean City only says OC:

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Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7017|Noizyland

Brian Tamaki, (religious wack-job here intent on building his own town,) shares inspirational quotes over Twitter:

@BishopTamaki: What you leave IN your Children is more important than what you leave TO your Children.

Nice one Brian.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6980|Cinncinatti
Australia will require cigarettes to be sold in olive green packets, with graphic images warning of the consequences of smoking.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5601|London, England

RTHKI wrote:

Australia will require cigarettes to be sold in olive green packets, with graphic images warning of the consequences of smoking.
Yep, they forced the cigarette companies to remove all brand names from them. Land of the free.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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justice wrote:

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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5828

A Houma man was cited Monday (April 25) for alleged alligator violations in Terrebonne Parish, the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries Enforcement reported.

Louis J. Verrett, 38, was cited for allegedly taking an alligator without a license and during a closed season.

Agents came into contact with Verrett on the side of Falgoust Canal Road and noticed blood in the dirt near his vehicle. Agents then discovered a 5-foot alligator in the weeds next to the road.

Agents noted that the alligator appeared to have been struck in the head several times by a hard object. Agents searched Verrett’s vehicle and found an aluminum baseball bat and some black line with a treble hook tied to the end.

Upon inspection, agents found similar line tied to a hook snagged in the alligator.

When questioned about the alligator, Verrett admitted to snagging the alligator and striking it in the head several times with the baseball bat.
I always wondered if I could kill one of those with a bat since they are so slow moving.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6959

Jay wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

Australia will require cigarettes to be sold in olive green packets, with graphic images warning of the consequences of smoking.
Yep, they forced the cigarette companies to remove all brand names from them. Land of the free.
and they just imposed a 50 cigarette limit when buying from duty free. good fucking job parliament, now we'll have even more counterfeit chink ciggies.

this country is really fucking retarded sometimes.
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CC-Marley
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Woot! US beat Mexico.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6959

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Yep, good advice Sup. I plan on being apologetic, admitting I was stupid, should have just stayed in the apartment, won't do it again (since at this rate I'll probably be 21 when I go to court for this lol), etc.
lol american drinking age land of the free
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6980|Cinncinatti
drinking age at 21 isnt as retarded as aus
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5421|Sydney

Cybargs wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Yep, good advice Sup. I plan on being apologetic, admitting I was stupid, should have just stayed in the apartment, won't do it again (since at this rate I'll probably be 21 when I go to court for this lol), etc.
lol american drinking age land of the free
You can be a registered gun owner at 10 months old though
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5601|London, England

Cybargs wrote:

Jay wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

Australia will require cigarettes to be sold in olive green packets, with graphic images warning of the consequences of smoking.
Yep, they forced the cigarette companies to remove all brand names from them. Land of the free.
and they just imposed a 50 cigarette limit when buying from duty free. good fucking job parliament, now we'll have even more counterfeit chink ciggies.

this country is really fucking retarded sometimes.
50? Do they split the packs in half in front of you?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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