3 day weekend: Changed oil, lubed a slightly seizing brake, rotated tires, and went to the gym. Also paid my buddy $85 for a $100 gift card to amazon cause he never shops there. Beat that losers.
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
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Rented a textbook through Amazon. They said it was delivered but I never got it. I called them up about it and a day later they said they were sending another textbook for me that I could keep. Thank you Amazon
i got a trampoline!
Someone will die.
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I went to Joe's crab shack. If you buy a mixed drinks, they let you keep the glass jar. I got 2 of each
All together I got 7 jars
All together I got 7 jars
How much are the drinks though?
One think I don't have is enough jars.
Fuck Israel
since when was drinking out of jars an acceptable thing. a few years ago all you anomic angsty nerds would have been calling out hipsters for their twee-speakeasy jar drinking shit.
fuck off. drinking out of the Claret Jug is acceptable, drinking out of Lord Stanley's cup is acceptable - drinking out of a jar is acceptable. it is the trophy that serves the nectar of the tards . . .uziq wrote:
since when was drinking out of jars an acceptable thing. a few years ago all you anomic angsty nerds would have been calling out hipsters for their twee-speakeasy jar drinking shit.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6567|Graz, Austria
Every container that prevents an adequately large volume from being spread out by gravity is A-OK for drinking.
drinking out of this:
fucks given = 0
fucks given = 0
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6567|Graz, Austria
The Armeeoberkommando approves.pirana6 wrote:
globefish23 wrote:
The Armeeoberkommando approves.pirana6 wrote:
it's the 1st of april every day with you androo
how much did it cost?
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Post a picture of your polish whore
androoz is a true artist. lightyears ahead.
a few months ago a random polish girl from tinder got a taxi like 100km to my place at immediately short notice on a Saturday night. she just turned up wearing a black dress and suspenders visible underneath. I finished my drinks at the bar, picked up some coke, and we had an insane night. she even brought toys and a vibrator with her. and a little pocket Polaroid camera to take photos of the whole thing. she was pretty kinky and violent in bed - slapping and wanting to be pushed around. crazy.
RIP nikola. she'll still randomly whatsapp me a nude or something. #modernlove #tinder
a few months ago a random polish girl from tinder got a taxi like 100km to my place at immediately short notice on a Saturday night. she just turned up wearing a black dress and suspenders visible underneath. I finished my drinks at the bar, picked up some coke, and we had an insane night. she even brought toys and a vibrator with her. and a little pocket Polaroid camera to take photos of the whole thing. she was pretty kinky and violent in bed - slapping and wanting to be pushed around. crazy.
RIP nikola. she'll still randomly whatsapp me a nude or something. #modernlove #tinder
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- SuperJail Warden
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A polish girl fell out of my window once
you break up with your gf uzi?
polaroid? wtf
thought they didn't make film for that anymore, that's some extreme hipstering
polaroid? wtf
thought they didn't make film for that anymore, that's some extreme hipstering
hahaha i even remember this.SuperJail Warden wrote:
A polish girl fell out of my window once
jesus christ.
no one has fallen out of my window
Bought my train (some archaic form of transportation people from yurop use) tickets for a friends bachelor party today. Headed down to portland. I hear the strippers flock like the salmon of capistrano there. I can take or leave strippers myself but getting drunk will be fun.
Portland is a fucking AWESOME city and depends on the strip club. I've seen probably the worst chicks ever at one strip club (which was normally a bar but turned into a strip club at night (??)) and right down the street saw some of the hottest strippers i've seen. I can't remember the names of the clubs off the top of my head. I'll ask my brother who lives there which ones he recommends/goes to.
I remember the dingy one had this fat chick with a muff. And some railbirds just camped right in front not tipping a dime. I was throwing them a few ones every time out of pity.
I remember the dingy one had this fat chick with a muff. And some railbirds just camped right in front not tipping a dime. I was throwing them a few ones every time out of pity.