surprisingly 'jokes' are not on the course content at prestigious universities, no. maybe rutgers.
Whatever dumb ass
I got a new car window today.
was that to replace the damage done by a crackwhore you doped up in your backseat? "dumbass"
Hahaha yeah
Nice weather. Seeing a lot of sexy yellow legs.
My wifes company laid off 300 people today, but she was promoted instead of fired We've been nervous for weeks now. Glad that's over.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
lol. unlucky poor people
AgainMacbeth wrote:
Nice weather. Seeing a lot of sexy yellow legs.
Experienced a friends-with-benefits for about 2 months.
Smoked up with a hostel owner in Beijing.
Survived a car crash.
Ate live squid.
Scuba dived.
Went to the Full Moon Party in Thailand and survived until 7 AM.
Day traded over the course of 2 weeks and hit it big with $22 000 in profit.
Got an angel investment for my side startup business of $15 000.
Got an 11% raise at my day job as Senior Engineer at AMD Inc.
Hiked the Great Wall of China Mutianyu section in record time (for the private tour I was with, not over the world).
Genital warts went away and never came back.
Won $500 in a local DOTA2 tournament (I fucking own in DOTA2).
All this was within the span of last ~4 months.
Smoked up with a hostel owner in Beijing.
Survived a car crash.
Ate live squid.
Scuba dived.
Went to the Full Moon Party in Thailand and survived until 7 AM.
Day traded over the course of 2 weeks and hit it big with $22 000 in profit.
Got an angel investment for my side startup business of $15 000.
Got an 11% raise at my day job as Senior Engineer at AMD Inc.
Hiked the Great Wall of China Mutianyu section in record time (for the private tour I was with, not over the world).
Genital warts went away and never came back.
Won $500 in a local DOTA2 tournament (I fucking own in DOTA2).
All this was within the span of last ~4 months.
Alpha as fuck.
I am happy for you.
if you actually work at AMD, take me as an intern for the summer kthx
If had a freind with benefits for the last 6 months. when does it start being serious anyway.
Congrats on not being diseased anymore!
Unfortunately I'm not a manager. I only have the power to hire students.Winston_Churchill wrote:
if you actually work at AMD, take me as an intern for the summer kthx
Here is my linkedin profile: http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id … rk=tab_pro
Alpha as fuck.
I am a student...
Send me your resume and I'll have a look at it.Winston_Churchill wrote:
I am a student...
FYI, I'm only interested in engineering students with an electrical or computer hardware background (particularly on design and design verification).
Alpha as fuck.
I'm heading out to asia in a couple of months after handing in my notice at work. Spare some tips, and not of the cqc sniper kind.Nyte wrote:
Experienced a friends-with-benefits for about 2 months.
Smoked up with a hostel owner in Beijing.
Survived a car crash.
Ate live squid.
Scuba dived.
Went to the Full Moon Party in Thailand and survived until 7 AM.
Day traded over the course of 2 weeks and hit it big with $22 000 in profit.
Got an angel investment for my side startup business of $15 000.
Got an 11% raise at my day job as Senior Engineer at AMD Inc.
Hiked the Great Wall of China Mutianyu section in record time (for the private tour I was with, not over the world).
Genital warts went away and never came back.
Won $500 in a local DOTA2 tournament (I fucking own in DOTA2).
All this was within the span of last ~4 months.
If you are approached by a girl in a bar in Thailand she is a prostitute.
or not a girl
Tu Stultus Es
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6562|Graz, Austria
Or both...
It's a trap!
Its not like it isn't obvious who the hookers are over there. Just like its plainly obvious who the lady boys are. Spotting hookers in thailand is one level easier than spotting hookers in vegas. Hint: the black chick in stilettos with the fat white dude is a hooker.
Nah, I'm a pure physics/math studentNyte wrote:
Send me your resume and I'll have a look at it.Winston_Churchill wrote:
I am a student...
FYI, I'm only interested in engineering students with an electrical or computer hardware background (particularly on design and design verification).
So what were the ladyboys doing? Where they trying to pick up guys or were they selling themselves?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Its not like it isn't obvious who the hookers are over there. Just like its plainly obvious who the lady boys are. Spotting hookers in thailand is one level easier than spotting hookers in vegas. Hint: the black chick in stilettos with the fat white dude is a hooker.