FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum
...
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England
That is usually one of the perks... Yeah
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6687|Riva, MD
That would sure make the world a better place
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum
you don't even need a girlfriend for this sort of thing jnumbers
Small hourglass island
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_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6687|Riva, MD
Seeing them on a computer screen isn't the same as seeing them in person

Strip clubs just build up sexual frustration

And I haven't quite gotten to the point of wanting an escort yet

Only time I've ever seen them in person was when my friend asked my other friend to show her her pierced nipples at a party and she flashed her like nobody else was there and FUCK that was awesome
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6638

Unless you have free reign on those tits, I think it's torture.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum

_j5689_ wrote:

Seeing them on a computer screen isn't the same as seeing them in person

Strip clubs just build up sexual frustration

And I haven't quite gotten to the point of wanting an escort yet

Only time I've ever seen them in person was when my friend asked my other friend to show her her pierced nipples at a party and she flashed her like nobody else was there and FUCK that was awesome
how old are you?
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_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6687|Riva, MD
20
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6471|so randum
houston, if you've only seen one pair of tits by now, we have a problem
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_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6687|Riva, MD
That would appear to be the case
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5514|Toronto

TSI wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

TSI wrote:

My girlfriend declared that the apartment is now an Official Topless Zone. Hell yeah.
I know it's not good manners to invite yourself over, but I'll be there for dinner at 7 tonight.
it's 19:10...fashionably late?
oh, I was there on time. I just came and went before you noticed me.

(GEDDIT???!)
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5007|Massachusetts, USA
My girlfriends roommate walks around topless all the time. Its wonderful, the gf hates it though.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4225
i get my girlfriend to send me pics of her beautiful 34DD boobs all the time. or nip shots. she probably has about 1000 on her blackberry. they're so passé now that we're into the 'comedy nipple shot' phase of our relationship. i'll be sat at work and i'll receive a picture of her boob in some bizarre or obscure context. the titties themselves are so second-nature that they've become a mere punchline in a visual joke.

aspies witness my virility and weep
rdx-fx
...
+955|6562

aynrandroolz wrote:

i get my girlfriend to send me pics of her beautiful 34DD boobs all the time. or nip shots. she probably has about 1000 on her blackberry. they're so passé now that we're into the 'comedy nipple shot' phase of our relationship. i'll be sat at work and i'll receive a picture of her boob in some bizarre or obscure context. the titties themselves are so second-nature that they've become a mere punchline in a visual joke.

aspies witness my virility and weep
You enjoy torturing the poor geeks, don't you?

More of a C-cup fan myself.
They tend to stay where you found them for the long term.
^(doesn't understand boob sizing) 
Band size is relevant to cup size. 34DD is bigger than a 36C. A 36C is equivalent to a 34D and a 32DD (they have the same cup volume.) A 34DD is equivalent to a 36D and a 38C (they have the same cup volume.) The cup volume differs as the band size goes up/down.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5328|London, England

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

^(doesn't understand boob sizing) 
Band size is relevant to cup size. 34DD is bigger than a 36C. A 36C is equivalent to a 34D and a 32DD (they have the same cup volume.) A 34DD is equivalent to a 36D and a 38C (they have the same cup volume.) The cup volume differs as the band size goes up/down.
And every bra manufacturer has their own sizings.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6709|Toronto | Canada

and then theres variance within the boobs themselves.  the girl im seeing now has 34C and theyre much nicer (and firmer) than another girl (her best friend, oops) i was with that had 32DD
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

Why are all of your post thinly veiled brags?
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6709|Toronto | Canada

thats a fairly factual post with a little funny tidbit thrown in. youre reading into it as much as when an employee smiles at shifty in a grocery store
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

It is like every single post you throw in some ancedote to make you or life seem awesome. I know I am not the only one who notices this.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6709|Toronto | Canada

Good things that have happened in your life lately
life is awesome
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6629|BC, Canada

Macbeth wrote:

It is like every single post you throw in some ancedote to make you or life seem awesome. I know I am not the only one who notices this.
Thought this was a pick me up thread, not a put people down cause they are having a happier time than me thread.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney

Macbeth wrote:

It is like every single post you throw in some ancedote to make you or life seem awesome. I know I am not the only one who notices this.
You probably notice this because you're down on your own life right now, and secretly jealous.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD

_j5689_ wrote:

That would appear to be the case
it's cool dude, i suck with women too
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5672|College Park, MD
it's kind of more depressing than a documentary about the holocaust but fuck it, we've got cars and weed right?
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