Good things that have happened in your life lately

2019-01-09 13:46:06

#3801

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3959

One of the students I don't care for is probably dropping out which means I have one less kid to watch.

2019-01-09 21:29:32

#3802

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6345|eXtreme to the maX

And so another tragedy plays out.

Fuck Israel

2019-01-10 05:01:24

#3803

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3959

Meh

Fat white kid had plenty of opportunities. $14,000 a year suburban education, plenty of food apparently, parents are together, etc. He rather listen to rap music, impress the black kids, smoke weed, and vape in the bathroom The tragedy is that his spot in my awesome U.S. History 2 class cannot be filled by someone in the ghetto or rust belt who wants to learn.

2019-01-11 12:38:52

#3804

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3959

I put three kids I don't like in that back. One kid knew that that was were I was sending him when I announced I was moving seats. That children I guess are smart enough to understand contempt?

2019-02-11 01:05:18

#3805

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6345|eXtreme to the maX

I thought my car needed new struts but apparently its only a few bushes.

Fuck Israel

2019-02-28 15:41:39

#3806

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5207|Dundee, Scotland.

Gonna be a dad in July...

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2019-02-28 17:58:08

#3807

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6948|England. Stoke

Camm wrote:
Gonna be a dad in July...

Did you set fire to condom, rather than using it...?

2019-02-28 18:37:10

#3808

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3959

Children are awful. I pity anyone who has one.

2019-02-28 20:10:20

#3809

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6345|eXtreme to the maX

I thought I was going to have a minor cash-flow hiccup, then a term-deposit I'd forgotten about paid itself into my current account.
Now I can pay my visa off in full without incurring interest, as I've always done.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2019-02-28 20:11:18)

Fuck Israel

2019-03-01 10:43:24

#3810

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5597|London, England

Camm wrote:
Gonna be a dad in July...

Congrats!

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2019-03-01 11:08:33

#3811

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5207|Dundee, Scotland.

coke wrote:
Camm wrote:
Gonna be a dad in July...
Did you set fire to condom, rather than using it...?

Set fire to face, remember?

Jay wrote:
Camm wrote:
Gonna be a dad in July...
Congrats!

Cheers

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2019-03-01 11:20:58

#3812

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6027|Catherine Black

with the above-average genetic similarities my adopted brother has to chimpanzee's this'll make me a monkeys uncle

2019-03-02 03:41:36

#3813

uziq: Member; +495|3691

wait, you two aren't blood brothers?! my whole life has been a lie

2019-03-02 16:53:36

#3814

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5207|Dundee, Scotland.

uziq wrote:
wait, you two aren't blood brothers?! my whole life has been a lie

We absolutely are, as loathe as I am to admit it.

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2019-03-02 22:18:07

#3815

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6027|Catherine Black

He was hatched

2019-03-03 01:07:30

#3816

uziq: Member; +495|3691

i thought you both slithered out of a rock pool on the coasts of the north sea like the rest of your warty race.

2019-03-03 01:14:39

#3817

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6345|eXtreme to the maX

I bet neither has a specific birthday, having congealed over some indeterminate period of time.

Fuck Israel

2019-03-03 12:50:52

#3818

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5207|Dundee, Scotland.

uziq wrote:
i thought you both slithered out of a rock pool on the coasts of the north sea like the rest of your warty race.

outstanding.

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2019-03-05 19:30:18

#3819

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +641|3959

Why would anyone even want children? Who needs the stress and money sink? I guess if you got the girl pregnant by accident you have no choice though.

2019-03-06 05:24:23

#3820

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5597|London, England

Having kids is the most rewarding thing I've ever done. No regrets.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2019-03-12 05:43:33