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uziq wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

reading cybargs and macbeth alternate between jerking off to your #storeys and virtually hi-fiving you as you dangle an asian carrot in front of their faces is both funny and sad.  Add in the typical social/female/race breakdown by the same playas and it's a total "MFW-roc18" response from me.

yeah Ken I mean you've never held forth on the pulpit in front of those guys like you're the mack master general either.

stop being so sssssssalty

uziq wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Women shouldn't be objectified. But that girl I posted is probably the most beautiful Asian I have ever seen. It's hard to think of her as a person and not as a trophy that needs to be owned and guarded.

her face looks like it was designed with an ovoid tool on some CAD software somewhere. as jay pointed out, those sort of more-female-than-female lines and curves are pretty much the province of bangkok ladyboys with a mean make-up kit and several years of hormonal/plastic calibration. it doesn't thrill me. synthetic really is the best word i can think of. also it slightly troubles me that the 'most perfect asian' you have ever seen seems to be an asian living on the terms – quite literally and physically – of a western beauty ideal. the most perfect asian you have ever seen is basically an asian who has made efforts to erase or hide her asian traits. that isn't really my thing.

on the other hand, i come home to messages – "wish you were eating with me" – "hello darling!"

http://i.imgur.com/RQnNThb.jpg

what did a goy like me do to earn this chosen one? i'll take the imperfections. i'll settle for this mortal earth, oh lord.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

uziq wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

reading cybargs and macbeth alternate between jerking off to your #storeys and virtually hi-fiving you as you dangle an asian carrot in front of their faces is both funny and sad.  Add in the typical social/female/race breakdown by the same playas and it's a total "MFW-roc18" response from me.

yeah Ken I mean you've never held forth on the pulpit in front of those guys like you're the mack master general either.

stop being so sssssssalty

there's no salt here my friend.  I'm not trying to knock you (or anyone else) down a peg for hooking up with a chick.  Good for you!  It's just weird that Cybargs and MacB are so eager to jump in and offer up their experiences.  Cybargs seems to think he is the Asian love guru, but both he and MacB come off super cringy whenever azns are mentioned.

dilbert- my demeanor and tone has never changed on this forum, whether i was a mod or just a normal plebe.

I got more, stronger pain pills today.  That's the only good thing that has happened.  I had to cancel my Seattle trip because of my pinched nerve.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

how'd you meet her?

Cybargs wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

uziq wrote:

yeah Ken I mean you've never held forth on the pulpit in front of those guys like you're the mack master general either.

stop being so sssssssalty

there's no salt here my friend.  I'm not trying to knock you (or anyone else) down a peg for hooking up with a chick.  Good for you!  It's just weird that Cybargs and MacB are so eager to jump in and offer up their experiences.  Cybargs seems to think he is the Asian love guru, but both he and MacB come off super cringy whenever azns are mentioned.

dilbert- my demeanor and tone has never changed on this forum, whether i was a mod or just a normal plebe.

I got more, stronger pain pills today.  That's the only good thing that has happened.  I had to cancel my Seattle trip because of my pinched nerve.

i am the azn expert don't deny it.