Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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Cybargs wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

You should move to Hong Kong and learn the art of Kung Fu.
or just join your local triad.
Croydon massive? Would Dauntless the kingpin accept him as a prospect?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6361|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

it was really too easy, it makes me suspicious. like with hot white girls, there's a whole ritual... you have to take them to the theatre, ballet, galleries, whatever... line-up all the signifiers and stake your place in the class/culture social hierarchy.
https://i.imgur.com/lLqwZN2.jpg
Fuck Israel
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6546|Washington St.
I bought 12 pairs of nice wool socks I plan to give out to homeless people begging this winter instead of feeling guilty about not giving my spare change.

I read on teh interwebz that socks are the "most needed but least often item given to shelters". Of course everything on the internet is true so this will go swimmingly.

Not sure how it's gonna work but I WILL report back. If I have to buy more I'll buy more, 12 seems like it could go quickly depending on how many I see, or I could give like 1 all winter.

edito: visual proof. all is well in the world

Last edited by pirana6 (2015-11-10 09:38:27)

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5613|London, England
12 pairs would last me five minutes in deBlasioland
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6546|Washington St.

Jay wrote:

12 pairs would last me five minutes in deBlasioland
yeah don't bother then
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6887|949

The last 3-4 pages of this thread are cringy

nothing good has happened in my life the last 2 weeks.  All bad
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6546|Washington St.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The last 3-4 pages of this thread are cringy

nothing good has happened in my life the last 2 weeks.  All bad
The cringiest page was leaking into this one

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id … &p=624

welcome to bf2s
uziq
Member
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The last 3-4 pages of this thread are cringy

nothing good has happened in my life the last 2 weeks.  All bad
you are cringy

Last edited by uziq (2015-11-10 11:41:06)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6887|949

reading cybargs and macbeth alternate between jerking off to your #storeys and virtually hi-fiving you as you dangle an asian carrot in front of their faces is both funny and sad.  Add in the typical social/female/race breakdown by the same playas and it's a total "MFW-roc18" response from me.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6878|Little Bentcock
I havent received nudes yet ziq
Steve-0
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i cannot think of anything hotter than the pasty white instagram of the Hogwarts grad posing in the buff.

i support this post, and fatherteds for moderator
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

reading cybargs and macbeth alternate between jerking off to your #storeys and virtually hi-fiving you as you dangle an asian carrot in front of their faces is both funny and sad. Me being a dick and hiding behind my mod status is predictable.  Add in the typical social/female/race breakdown by the same playas and it's a total "MFW-roc18" response from me.
Situation normal ken.
Fuck Israel
uziq
Member
+497|3707

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

reading cybargs and macbeth alternate between jerking off to your #storeys and virtually hi-fiving you as you dangle an asian carrot in front of their faces is both funny and sad.  Add in the typical social/female/race breakdown by the same playas and it's a total "MFW-roc18" response from me.
yeah Ken I mean you've never held forth on the pulpit in front of those guys like you're the mack master general either.

stop being so sssssssalty
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6878|Little Bentcock
this is getting riduclous now ziq.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+642|3975
I didn't fawn over her. I said she was pretty but had a bad nose.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
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'bad nose' to you seems to mean 'hasn't had plastic surgery to remove her race'
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6928|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
The annoying lines have vanished on the forums
Pocshy2.0
Member
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I got the the day off work today because it's Remembrance Day in Canada. Some governments, most banks, and the post office are the only employers that really do that. #blessed#remembranceday#veterans#christmasinnovember
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+642|3975

uziq wrote:

'bad nose' to you seems to mean 'hasn't had plastic surgery to remove her race'
You make plastic surgery sound bad. Plastic surgery = self improvement.

Like dieting and getting dental work done.

Asians have such bad teeth.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Pocshy2.0
Member
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

uziq wrote:

'bad nose' to you seems to mean 'hasn't had plastic surgery to remove her race'
You make plastic surgery sound bad. Plastic surgery = self improvement.

Like dieting and getting dental work done.

Asians have such bad teeth.
Stop trying to troll us and troll us.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+642|3975
I am not trolling.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/66/ba/25/66ba25f5f6102049cc0e2a99fd2f1062.jpg
Beautifully enhanced body. And look at that pointy nose. That is a 10/10 girl.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
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she looks synthetic. I prefer a girl who looks good without makeup – it's just my type. girls with fresh faces and no need to hide behind a stage costume.

also her teeth are fine. I know a few Japanese girls by acquaintance who have bad teeth and seem fine with it. a crooked pair of front teeth can also be way more hot and a kind of kinky cynosure than generic, white piano keys like all Americans seem to have. sometimes it's more fun playing the black notes, you know? I'm not sure there's anything all that erotic about a photoshopped ideal. plastic surgery is definitely not self-improvement. the fact that so many Korean girls feel the need to get some western-seeming modification bespeaks a cultural pathology, precisely an unhealthy mindset and neurosis, rather than some drive to honest self-improvement. let Asians have cute little noses. I don't want every girl I meet to look like a German from a porno VHS.

Last edited by uziq (2015-11-11 09:34:26)

Pocshy2.0
Member
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uziq wrote:

I don't want every girl I meet to look like a German from a porno VHS.
pffff I'm beyond that. I only watch my German porn on betamax now.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+642|3975
Women shouldn't be objectified. But that girl I posted is probably the most beautiful Asian I have ever seen. It's hard to think of her as a person and not as a trophy that needs to be owned and guarded.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5613|London, England
She looks like a ladyboy. You should move to Bangkok.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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